funny sign in restroom

[Tiggeroo]

Our aim is to keep this restroom clean
Your aim will be appreciated

Gentleman - Please stand closer. It's not as long as you think.

Ladies - Please remain seated for the entire performance.

BTW - why why why do I have to look in five stalls to find one with a dry seat?

 

[Curious]

Gentleman - Please stand closer. It's not as long as you think.

A sign like that could tempt me to vandalism ("Speak for yourself!"). I now see the wisdom in my not being permitted permanent markers.

 

[Sheree Bobbins]

Cute sign!

 

[Tiggeroo]

this reminds me of something that Screech from SBTB was complaining about on a talk show recently which is not dis friendly.

 

[yearbook50]

I really wish I could post this at work.

I work at the mall so it isn't just my store's guests there. I'm tired of every time I have to go, I won't because of the four stalls are either peed on or someone did the #2(#3 sometimes too) and refused to flush.

Its gotten to the point that I just avoid eating/drinking at work so that I know I wont have to go.

 

[alabamaalan]

It case of nuclear war, hide in this urinal.

It hasn't been hit yet.

 

[cassi06403]

BTW - why why why do I have to look in five stalls to find one with a dry seat?

I wonder that too. One day I saw a toilet that flushed so violently that it got the seat wet. Not just a drop or two - I mean ALL WET! If I had walked in and saw that I would have thought an elephant used the stall last!

Maybe we put too much blame on people being messy - maybe we need to put more blame on violent toilets!

 

[Tiggeroo]

hehe I wish it was violent toilets. This liquid is in droplets and it ain't clear.
What is with women. Do they really think the next person should come along and clean that up for them. Ewww. I rarely use them either.

 

[anewvance]

Or how about this one...

If you should sprinkle when you tinkle... be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

Of course alot of people don't follow this rule and make such a mess of the toilets!

 

[Jrsy Boy]

BTW - why why why do I have to look in five stalls to find one with a dry seat?

Its a vicious cycle - you hoover so you don't have to sit on the unclean seat and the seat ends up unclean so you have to hoover.

I like to write this above the urinals: Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand.

 

[monkeyboy]

Waters deep












cold too

 

[Tiggeroo]

hehehehehehe
dream on