Funny Memes

[nw6675]

 

[BrianL]

Maybe they're into just Oates?

 

[LuvOrlando]

 

[LuvOrlando]

 

[china mom]

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Careful! that stuff is loaded with Dihydrogen Monoxide

https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

 

[BrianL]

Careful! that stuff is loaded with Dihydrogen Monoxide

https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

I don't support banning Dihydrogen Monoxide. I'm about to put some in my morning tea. The tea is too dry without it.

 

[RedAngie]

These egg puns here are eggceedinly lame. No one can top Vincent Price as Egghead on the 1960s Batman TV series.

 

[BrianL]

These egg puns here are eggceedinly lame. No one can top Vincent Price as Egghead on the 1960s Batman TV series.

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He was one of my favorite Batman villains - him and King Tut!

 

[china mom]

I don't support banning Dihydrogen Monoxide. I'm about to put some in my morning tea. The tea is too dry without it.

Do you realize how many people it kills every year? Please be careful

 

[RedAngie]

He was one of my favorite Batman villains - him and King Tut!

When Adam West died some years back I borrowed a few Batman DVDs from the library. I was during a King Tut episode.

DD even bought me a King Tut figurine as a gag gift the following Christmas.

 

[Chickenlady]

Keep going people!!! I live for chicken memes!

 

[Tiggerish]

 

[Kennywood]

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?​

DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I’ve not been told!

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR: I have a dream that, one day, a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken XP, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook- and Microsoft Edge is an inextricable part of eChicken XP.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,” Thou shall cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don’t know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

PLATO: 
For his sake was he went in search of good and harmony .. Across the road is the truth.

ARISTOTLE: 
 It is the nature of the chicken crossing the road.

KARL MARX: 
 It was physically inevitable.

HIPPOCRATES: 
 He crossed the road because of excessive secretions in the pancreas.

MOSES: 
 And God came down from the mountain and said to the chicken, ‘cross the road’. So the chicken crossed the road and saw that it was a good act.

NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI: 
 The important thing is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? Only the intent to cross the road justifies any reason it would have had.

SIGMUND FREUD: 
 The fact that you worry about why the chicken crossed the road reveals your strong sense of latent sexual insecurity.

BUDDHA: Asking
 such thing (why the chicken crossed the road) is to deny your own chicken nature.

GALILEO: 
 And yet he did (cross the road).

NEO (Matrix): 
 The chicken does not exist.

DARWIN: 
 Over long periods of time, the chickens have been naturally selected in this way so they are genetically disposed to cross roads.

ZEN: 
 The chicken can cross the road in vain. Only the Master knows the sound of her shadow behind the wall.

STALIN: 
 You have to shoot the chicken immediately, and also the witnesses of the scene and 10 people chosen at random for failing to prevent that act of crossing the road.

 

[goofyernmost]

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That would be better if you warmed it up and threw a t-bag in it.

 

[goofyernmost]

I don't support banning Dihydrogen Monoxide. I'm about to put some in my morning tea. The tea is too dry without it.

It's useful in a lot of recipes.

 

[jdb in AZ]

 

[Kennywood]

 

[LuvOrlando]

Keep going people!!! I live for chicken memes!

Didn't eggspect me to have more, did you?

 

[nw6675]

Didn't have any chickens so maybe lisa will do?

 

[BLTtinkerbell]