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Gonna ruin Maw’s birthday
You can never spend enough

What about my Sharpie marker eyebrows… working?
I Europe they do have McBeer and McWIne, but alas no McWhiskey.
Gonna ruin Maw’s birthday
Gonna ruin Maw’s birthday
What I see in my minds eye when people get all uppity over nothing:

To all the snippy strangers, you need a reboot, the follow-up salutation will probably be less enjoyable for all involved
