That's the full time job part, eventually you will discover that something absurdly important is hidden in the volumes of emails, such as:
"Attention, your student will not be allowed to move onto the next grade unless your student submits a purple sock puppet exactly 8 inches in length from ankle to top, with a 1/2 inch hem in the color orange red pumpkin. This sock puppet must have googly eyes exactly one inch in diameter with acacia color yarn as hair that is precisely 3/4 inch in diameter and this yarn must be attached by being sewn with avocado thread using no more than 6 stitches and no less than 5 stitches."