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This gave me a good laugh this morning, so I hope it does the same for some of you. Happy Wednesday!
Two Lines
>
> When everybody on Earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
> appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines, one line for the
> men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the
> men who were dominated by their women.
> I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
>
> Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of
> men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the
> line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one
> man.
>
> God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be
> the head of your household! You have been disobedient and not fulfilled
> your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
>
> God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
> this line?"
>
> The man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here.
>
>
Two Lines
>
> When everybody on Earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
> appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines, one line for the
> men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the
> men who were dominated by their women.
> I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
>
> Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of
> men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the
> line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one
> man.
>
> God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be
> the head of your household! You have been disobedient and not fulfilled
> your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
>
> God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
> this line?"
>
> The man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here.
>
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