Funny Disney Stories thread!

[MickeyLuvrLauren]

this thread, is for ppl to post their own personal stories that they
find funny, from their previous Disney trips...have fun! Im sure we all
have had some funny things happen to us at disney!
Everyone start posting!

 

[Stitch4Prez]

There was this one time where my and my family were riding TOT and the guy in the row next to us looked really nervous. As we start to go up he says to his friends "are you sure this is a motion simulator?". His friends are just like "oh ya, sure". Well when we start dropping this guy is screaming things like "I hate you guys", "I'm never talking to you again", "I'm calling my lawyer".
Everyone in the elevator was cracking up, except the guy who was screaming. Now every time I go on that I think of that guy.

I wonder if he talked to his friends the rest of the trip.

 

[MickeyLuvrLauren]

There was this one time where my and my family were riding TOT and the guy in the row next to us looked really nervous. As we start to go up he says to his friends "are you sure this is a motion simulator?". His friends are just like "oh ya, sure". Well when we start dropping this guy is screaming things like "I hate you guys", "I'm never talking to you again", "I'm calling my lawyer".
Everyone in the elevator was cracking up, except the guy who was screaming. Now every time I go on that I think of that guy.

I wonder if he talked to his friends the rest of the trip.

lol, thats funny! So, we were also on ToT, and we had just
finished the ride, when all u can hear from the back, is my cousin who's
5, yelling, "That was soooo awesome!!" Everyone starts laughing. My uncle goes to him: "so u wanna go on again?" and he says, "uhh nooo" lol

 

[heatherwillmom]

We were at the MK when my kids were small. I had taken DD to the bathroom. My DH was sitting on a bench waiting for us with DS who was 3. A group of young women who were probably teenagers walked by. DH said they were wearing short shorts & tank tops. My DS yells out "Hubba Hubba!" DH is a very reserved man & was so embarrassed. The girls just smiled & kept on walking. When he asked DS where he had heard that, DS replied "Johnny Bravo." We started paying more attention to what he watched after that.

 

[DancingAllie]

Sorry
Just ignore me..I dont know how to delete xD

 

[LittleMissMusical]

so we where in hollywood studios walking out of the park. an older couple from new jersey was walking behind us. all of a sudden they broke out yelling at each other in the jeresy accents "i thought u had the ya retard!" "no... you had the bag ya retard!" "ur the RETARD!" everyone around us was cracking up laughing. i hate that word. it's not a synonim for stupid... but this scene was really funny!!

2) a fight broke out at the beach club pool. someone sprayed sunscrene on the other. well they started yellign at each other and making a really funny scene. it just started when we got to the pool and this family had front row chairs. they got escorted out and we got chairs :

 

[MickeyLuvrLauren]

so we where in hollywood studios walking out of the park. an older couple from new jersey was walking behind us. all of a sudden they broke out yelling at each other in the jeresy accents "i thought u had the ya retard!" "no... you had the bag ya retard!" "ur the RETARD!" everyone around us was cracking up laughing. i hate that word. it's not a synonim for stupid... but this scene was really funny!!

2) a fight broke out at the beach club pool. someone sprayed sunscrene on the other. well they started yellign at each other and making a really funny scene. it just started when we got to the pool and this family had front row chairs. they got escorted out and we got chairs :

lol! That's hilarious!!

 

[yellowlabforever]

So when we were walking down the main street of DHS my cousin was wearing her birthday button and they were doing the pre-parade show. The announcer walked up behind her and started talking with her. It was really funny

Another funny moment was at Blizzard beach, the entrance operator who took my grandmother's ticket started flirting with her. It was really funny, because he gave her an "I'm celebrating" button and we have this awesome picture that just proves the point

 

[wdwgirl4ever]

one time last year we were walking in HS and all of a sudden a guy with a mic started talking and "interviewing" my grandma. we were laughing our heads off at the faces she was making and how the CM was acting.

another time this year my friends and I were sitting on the curb in MK waiting for Spectromagic to start, and this janitor was walking by. well he was dancing and humming to himself and we thought it was hilarious, so without thinking I just yelled to him "nice dance moves!" he was like "thanks!" it was really funny and we saw him a little farther down the curb while the parade was going on. after,when everyone was leaving and he was cleaning up, he was still dancing! My friends (first timers) were surprised by how much these people love their jobs, and now wanna go with me to work there when we graduate! lol

 

[wdwgirl4ever]

bump? come on someone else must have at least one!

 

[Pheonix]

Have a free bump. I havent really got any stories from last year, hoping for something funny to happen in august!

 

[mstinson14]

Bumpp

 

[big_thunder_girl]

bump! I have one, but It involves me and is really embarrassing so I'm just-a-lurkin'

 

[megrim96]

If you guys don't know already, they changed the monorails to celebrate the new tron movie coming out. I'm a really big fan of Tron and when I went on a trip to Disney world, I told my friend who was also on the bus with me to tell me if she sees a Tron monorail. So we're on the bus and then my friend pokes me and says "Hey! There's the Tron monorail!" and then I start squealing... very loudly... I think some people may have stared at me strangely...

 

[Tinkerbell Teen]

I remember on the bus from ASMu to the Magic Kingdom, a family boarded after us and the mom started freaking out over a hair on the seat. She made her kids and husband sit on the other side of the bus and kept going on about it the whole ride there.

On that same trip, we kept seeing people wearing the same pink and green argyle polo top. It was hilarious, EVERYONE had that shirt on. And they weren't in a tour group and it wasn't the same person.

 

[big_thunder_girl]

If you guys don't know already, they changed the monorails to celebrate the new tron movie coming out. I'm a really big fan of Tron and when I went on a trip to Disney world, I told my friend who was also on the bus with me to tell me if she sees a Tron monorail. So we're on the bus and then my friend pokes me and says "Hey! There's the Tron monorail!" and then I start squealing... very loudly... I think some people may have stared at me strangely...

Oh wow...I'm guessing your a Tron fan xD?

I remember on the bus from ASMu to the Magic Kingdom, a family boarded after us and the mom started freaking out over a hair on the seat. She made her kids and husband sit on the other side of the bus and kept going on about it the whole ride there.

On that same trip, we kept seeing people wearing the same pink and green argyle polo top. It was hilarious, EVERYONE had that shirt on. And they weren't in a tour group and it wasn't the same person.

Oh my gosh!!! I wonder if she's a neat freak or a hypochondriac?? xD I would be laughing my head off trying to cover myself with a Disney map!!! lol

Weird!!! Was it from a popluar store? That's...Strange...

 

[USAswimmer626]

ONE

It was the bus ride one night from Magic Kingdom back to Pop Century. Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody came on the stereo and everybody on the bus started singing, including the driver! When we got to the Pop Century bus station, the song wasn't over yet. So the bus driver didn't stop and decided to circle the parking lot! It was so funny because everybody was laughing and singing while getting off the bus and people looked at us like we were crazy!

TWO

We spent the day at the Magic Kingdom. There was a family of six with an old woman in a scooter. They were in front of us walking toward the Haunted Mansion. Well, she crashed the scooter into one of the poles that holds up the canopy outside the attraction, and the entire canopy shook. The CMs came running, but it appeared they were checking the condition of the pole rather than the woman.

Then that night, we chose to watch Wishes from Frontierland. On the long and crowded walk back to the buses, we saw the same family again! The old woman in the scooter was behind a girl in the party who looked to be about 10-years-old. The old woman in the scooter sped up too fast and ran over the poor girl! This lady definitely needs some training on how to drive these scooters!

 

[DisneyWriter627]

Okay so we were getting off of Space Mountain at WDW and you know how they have that moving walkway, but if you are in a wheelchair or whatever, they have an elevator? Okay, so this guy goes on on his scooter anyway, and it wasn't a big deal until it was time to get off of the ride and his scooter was stuck! So of course, it's a moving walkway, we can't very well just stop so this woman is telling us to turn around and walk backwards, right? So we started doing that, but it's been like five minutes and he hasn't moved and it's getting hot and crowded, so finally I get shoved into the wheelchair and the guy just gets up and they pick up his wheelchair! Like, what???

The second time was on the same trip, it was Thanksgiving so it was really busy and all these people were like clueless and everything. So my dad got fastpasses for Big Thunder Mountain and he was like "Okay, here is what we are gonna do. We're gonna block the fastpass entrance for ten minutes before our fastpasses are ready, just standing there. Then when we get into the line we are going to shove past everyone and say "Excuse me, I have fastpasses" in the fastpass line. Then when the guy tells us what row to stand in, we are going to ask him an additional three times what row exactly he wants us to stand in and then complain" Of course, we didn't do that but, the idea was funny because people really did all that while we were there!

 

[dancer4life22]

this wasnt in disney but it was on the plane to a disney cruise

we went on a disney cruise a few years ago with some other families. one of them had a three year old. we flew out to florida at like 8 oclock at night so by the time we actually landed it was like 11 which was way passed his bedtime. as we were landing the flight attendant was making her little speech like "thank you for flying southwest airlines blah blah blah" shes finishing her sentence as the plane stops the little boy takes off his seatbelt stands on the seat and belts at the top of his lungs "I LOVE YOU" our group burst into laughter but everyone else on the plane just stared at us

when we went to disneyland a few years ago we stayed late for the fireworks and this old lady was there alone screaming at the top of her lungs "look to the monorail" well the fireworks were over.... nothing was happening and we were trying to get on peter pans flight so my dad politely said "excuse us but we are trying to get in line" since she was blocking the line and she started flippping out and told a cast member he was being rude! she left after that.

 

[tsme]

When our daughter was 2 1/2 yrs. old, we were waiting at the gate for MK to open. My DH was holding her & the CM was talking to her. The CM asked my little one if she was excited to see the "big guy, with the big ears". As serious as can be, she looks up at her Dad then at the CM and asks "Daddy?" Everyone around us busted out laughing. DH just laughed & turned a little red. We still joke about that to this day.