OrlandoMike
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Got this in an email from a friend today, pretty funny, and pretty true!
(Remember when ZacinIndy was on here jumping around screaming "I'm gonna work for Disney!
Dont hear too much from him now do ya? 
)
You know you're a Disney Cast Member when....
*All your conversations start with "One time at Disney "
*You never point with one finger
*You've worked with or lived with people from every state and at least 5 other countries
*You knew where all of your friends were every Thursday night
*You know that "my Friday" could easily fall on a Tuesday (and it probably does) - What the hell is a weekend anyway???
*Le Cellier, the Brown Derby, O'Hana, Earl of Sandwich enough said
*You can calmly say "Yes, the wait really is 30 minutes." 50 times within 5 minutes
*You know what alpha-unit means
*You know what a protein spill is, and you can smell Voban from 50 feet away
*You speak fluent 'radio' . 101, 102, 56, 10-4, 10-9
*You know where someone can find any Disney character at any time (or at least CHIP knows)
*You know what CHIP is
*You never wait for more than 10 minutes for any attraction
*Anything heartwarming that happens is now a "Magical Moment"
*When shopping at the grocery store, when the checker thanks you for your business, you now reply "my pleasure"
*You can spot a hidden Mickey anywhere
*You regret not having a FastPass every time you have to wait in a line
*You know it's a costume, not a uniform
*You can spot a Mickey antennae on any car that is a mile away
*You can recite preshows and even entire attraction spiels without even thinking about it
*You have saved a baby elephant from deadly poachers several times
*You use the following terms in normal conversation: ADO, ER, MK, TTC, Poly, the tunnel, DAK, PI, Vista, Commons, Chatham forgetting that no one has a clue what you're talking about
*You start friendly conversations with complete strangers (whether you are at work or not) --- so true!!! Especially if you see that they are wearing birthday or 1st visit buttons
*You know how to perfectly plan your day so that you can see both Illuminations and Wishes
*Anytime you go anywhere you wonder what the story is behind the particular place
*When someone asks you where you are from, you automatically point to where your name tag would be, even if you aren't at work
*"The Man" now becomes "The Mouse"
*You know the colors of all the Monorails
*Any WDW commercial brings a tear to your eyes
*You know that one of the nighttime shows that is impossible to miss is the "Stroller Races down Main Street"
*You have the overwhelming urge to offer to take people's pictures
*"Is there anything else I can assist you with?"
*You know how to smile and politely answer the question "Why is it raining?" (YES, we seriously get that one.)
*When a 40 hour work week is a slow week, and doubles are commonplace
*You think nothing of walking up to lost people and offering directions.
*You can spend a day at WDW without going on any rides and you still have the time of your life
*You have seen the backside of water
*You never need a map for any of the parks
*Guests ask you for directions when you aren't in costume
*You can speak Spanish...or at the least the Spanish part of the monorail. "Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas."
*You know what "EPCOT" stands for
*It's not unusual to have lunch at a pub in England and have dinner at a sushi bar in Japan while stopping at Norway for a quick dessert.
* You can drive a pargo like a race car
* You love using doors that open "Automagically"
* You know that Ghirerdelli's gives away free chocolate...and you have a hat to get that second piece...
*You know how to answer the question "Do you know what time the 3 o'clock parade is?" (Most common asked question!!!)
*You know where all the dirty references are in each and every Disney movie!! (Yes, there are many of them!!!)
*Not "customers", but "guests"....
*You know what it is like to actually "live" where you work...
*When the mouse becomes the rat....
*When all customer service sucks outside of Disney... and you harshly judge all other customer service establishments
*When you can drink all the way around the world in one day...
*You know where everyone over 21 is on a Tuesday night...
*You wish there were Disney FASTPASS tickets available at the airport, DMV, grocery store and the bank.
*When you go on vacation, you say hello to Housekeepers in the hallways.
*You can imitate the voices of all the characters
*When you hear the term Fab 5 you automatically think of Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald, and Pluto
(Remember when ZacinIndy was on here jumping around screaming "I'm gonna work for Disney!
Dont hear too much from him now do ya? )You know you're a Disney Cast Member when....
*All your conversations start with "One time at Disney "
*You never point with one finger
*You've worked with or lived with people from every state and at least 5 other countries
*You knew where all of your friends were every Thursday night
*You know that "my Friday" could easily fall on a Tuesday (and it probably does) - What the hell is a weekend anyway???
*Le Cellier, the Brown Derby, O'Hana, Earl of Sandwich enough said
*You can calmly say "Yes, the wait really is 30 minutes." 50 times within 5 minutes
*You know what alpha-unit means
*You know what a protein spill is, and you can smell Voban from 50 feet away
*You speak fluent 'radio' . 101, 102, 56, 10-4, 10-9
*You know where someone can find any Disney character at any time (or at least CHIP knows)
*You know what CHIP is
*You never wait for more than 10 minutes for any attraction
*Anything heartwarming that happens is now a "Magical Moment"
*When shopping at the grocery store, when the checker thanks you for your business, you now reply "my pleasure"
*You can spot a hidden Mickey anywhere
*You regret not having a FastPass every time you have to wait in a line
*You know it's a costume, not a uniform
*You can spot a Mickey antennae on any car that is a mile away
*You can recite preshows and even entire attraction spiels without even thinking about it
*You have saved a baby elephant from deadly poachers several times
*You use the following terms in normal conversation: ADO, ER, MK, TTC, Poly, the tunnel, DAK, PI, Vista, Commons, Chatham forgetting that no one has a clue what you're talking about
*You start friendly conversations with complete strangers (whether you are at work or not) --- so true!!! Especially if you see that they are wearing birthday or 1st visit buttons
*You know how to perfectly plan your day so that you can see both Illuminations and Wishes
*Anytime you go anywhere you wonder what the story is behind the particular place
*When someone asks you where you are from, you automatically point to where your name tag would be, even if you aren't at work
*"The Man" now becomes "The Mouse"
*You know the colors of all the Monorails
*Any WDW commercial brings a tear to your eyes
*You know that one of the nighttime shows that is impossible to miss is the "Stroller Races down Main Street"
*You have the overwhelming urge to offer to take people's pictures
*"Is there anything else I can assist you with?"
*You know how to smile and politely answer the question "Why is it raining?" (YES, we seriously get that one.)
*When a 40 hour work week is a slow week, and doubles are commonplace
*You think nothing of walking up to lost people and offering directions.
*You can spend a day at WDW without going on any rides and you still have the time of your life
*You have seen the backside of water
*You never need a map for any of the parks
*Guests ask you for directions when you aren't in costume
*You can speak Spanish...or at the least the Spanish part of the monorail. "Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas."
*You know what "EPCOT" stands for
*It's not unusual to have lunch at a pub in England and have dinner at a sushi bar in Japan while stopping at Norway for a quick dessert.
* You can drive a pargo like a race car
* You love using doors that open "Automagically"
* You know that Ghirerdelli's gives away free chocolate...and you have a hat to get that second piece...
*You know how to answer the question "Do you know what time the 3 o'clock parade is?" (Most common asked question!!!)
*You know where all the dirty references are in each and every Disney movie!! (Yes, there are many of them!!!)
*Not "customers", but "guests"....
*You know what it is like to actually "live" where you work...
*When the mouse becomes the rat....
*When all customer service sucks outside of Disney... and you harshly judge all other customer service establishments
*When you can drink all the way around the world in one day...
*You know where everyone over 21 is on a Tuesday night...
*You wish there were Disney FASTPASS tickets available at the airport, DMV, grocery store and the bank.
*When you go on vacation, you say hello to Housekeepers in the hallways.
*You can imitate the voices of all the characters
*When you hear the term Fab 5 you automatically think of Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald, and Pluto
Are you shopping or on safari?
