Funny Christmas songs

[rkwells]

I thought I would try to put together a funny christmas cd for my kids. Anyone have any song suggestions?

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Dominic the Donkey

 

[JadenLayne]

The obvious,

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

How old are your kids? Larry the Cable Guy does some funny ones but only for older teens.

 

[MyGoofy26]

The station I work for is all Christmas. . the one that had me rolling the first time I heard it a few years ago is "The Chimney Song" from Bob Rivers. . it's a little girl singing this song . . . somewhat morbid so it depends on your kids' sense of humor

BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE CHIMNEY SONG

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.

Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.




Another one I love is Barenaked Ladies "Elf's Lament". . . it's about the elves wanting to go on strike.


Elf's Lament Lyrics:
I'm a man of reason, and they say "'Tis the season to be jolly"
But it's folly when you volley for position

Never in existence has there been such a resistance
To ideas meant to free us
If you could see us, then you'd listen

Toiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages
There's no union
We're only through when we outdo the competition

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

A full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitude
But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous

Absurd though it may seem, you know, I've heard there's even been illegal doping
And though we're coping, I just hope it's not contagious

You try to start a movement, and you think you see improvement
But when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageous

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

You look at yourself
You're an elf
And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories
Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know why you aren't just happy making
crappy little gizmos
Every kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away

We're used to repetition, so we drew up a petition
We, the undersigned, feel undermined
Let's redefine "employment"

We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverage
And sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment

It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow
He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf.

 

[Mickey1122]

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is all I can think of.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy."

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Another Bob Rivers "The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen" but if the kids are little then the dogs barking "Jingle Bells"

 

[minkydog]

I love "I Wanna Hippopotomus for Christmas". Did you know that song was sung by a 10yo girl? the local zoo(Oklahoma city?) used it to raise money--they raised $3000 and bought a hippo

 

[rkwells]

Thanks so much everybody...these are some really great suggestions!

 

[lyzziesmom]

No idea who did it but the local radio station used to play a parody on "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" called "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear." Was sung by a guy.

Now that I think about it, it probably isn't so great for kids. Very very funny for you though!!

 

[musicotb]

"Christmas Cookies" by George Strait

"Christmas Cookies" Lyrics

Chorus:
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, sugar
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe
The ones that look like Santa Claus
Christmas trees, bells, and stars
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe

Now Christmas cookies are a special treat
The more she bakes the more I eat
And sometimes I can't get myself to stop
Sometimes she'll wait till I'm asleep
She'll take the ones I didn't eat
And put those little sprinkly things on top

Chorus:
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, sugar
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe
The ones that look like Santa Claus
Christmas trees, bells, and stars
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe

Now those sprinkly things just makes things worse
Cause it makes them taste better than they did at first
And they're absolutely impossible to resist
Some disappear to who knows where
But I make sure I get my share
And those kids just stand there waiting for the ones I miss

Sure do like those Christmas cookies, sugar
Sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe

She gets mad that they're all gone
Before she gets the icing put on
Sure do like those Christmas cookies babe

Now there's a benefit to all of this
That you might have overlooked or missed
So now let me tell you the best part of it all
Every time she sticks another batch in the oven
There's 15 minutes for some kissin' and'a huggin'
That's why I eat Christmas cookies all year long!

Chorus:
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, sugar
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe
The ones that look like Santa Claus
Christmas trees, bells, and stars
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe

 

[musicotb]

boyfriend also says "Leroy the Redneck Reindeer" - hehe, it IS good =D

 

[kaw1218]

No idea who did it but the local radio station used to play a parody on "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" called "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear." Was sung by a guy.

Now that I think about it, it probably isn't so great for kids. Very very funny for you though!!

I'll probably get flamed for this.....but we love that song...I have about 10-12 different cd's of parody christmas tunes...that's one of my kids favorites!
others....
Dominic the Donkey
The Chipmunk Song
The twelve pains of christmas
the Chimney Song
We wish you weren't living with us
Rusty Chevrolet
The pretty little dolly
all I want for christmas is my 2 front teeth
Nuttin' for christmas
I farted on Santa's Lap- by the Little Stinkers
Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
Santa got lost is Texas

Bob Rivers has quite a few albums

 

[rkwells]

Again, thanks for your suggestions everyone In my search I came across this on another board and had to share this not yet made christmas parodies..

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You'd Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, ...Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

 

[brasswillow]

"Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear."

I second that by Bob Rivers.

 

[Mysteria]

Bob Rivers - Wreck the Malls

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Adam Sandler "The Haunakah Song"

 

[kaw1218]

Adam Sandler "The Haunakah Song"

I can't believe I forgot about that one!

 

[Cindy B]

Go the Special Xmas channel on XM. There are some hysterical songs on that channel.

Of course there are more adult ones sometimes... like Little Hooters Girl and such like that.

 

[Cindy B]

Adam Sandler "The Haunakah Song"

Make sure its the first one if its for kids... the most recent one --the LIVE one speaks about marijuanica and hash.