Funny basketball team names

[ms.yt]

My school is having a fundraiser with the Harlem Wizards next month. We have a community team with teachers, former players and business people in the area. I need to come up with a team name for them that's not sexually suggestive in any way, but funny. The team is co-ed. Any help would be appreciated.

 

[happygirl]

My school is having a fundraiser with the Harlem Wizards next month. We have a community team with teachers, former players and business people in the area. I need to come up with a team name for them that's not sexually suggestive in any way, but funny. The team is co-ed. Any help would be appreciated.

I would try to work globetrooters in it. Maybe the name of your town at the frist.

 

[Gumbo4x4]

My dad used to go to a coaches clinic every year & would always run into the crew from Pretty Prairie, Kansas there. Their mascot was the Panthers - yes, the Pretty Prairie Panthers. Knowing that's a real name, it could be a real challenge to come up with a fake one to top that

 

[Handbag Lady]

The Dribblers.

Your logo can be of a baby drooling.

 

[Jennasis]

Whats the town name? Or school district name?

 

[ms.yt]

Whats the town name? Or school district name?

Our mascot is the Mustang, and our gym is called the MAC (Mustang Athletic Complex). I was trying really hard to come up with something that used either of those things.

The closest I've got so far is the MAC-gicians. Lame, I know!

 

[Mickey'snewestfan]

The Big Macs?

 

[ChrisFL]

The Big Macs?

or Mac-Attack

Big Macs might get into legal issues

 

[BunsenH]

Boss Mustangs
Mustang Riders
Mustang Drivers
Cheesy MACs
MAC Truckers