Funniest thing you've overheard

[IStoleMyKidsPins]

Just getting back from a nice weekend at the World with my DW & hearing some interesting things, I thought I'd start a thread about the funniest/strangest/most amusing things you've overheard while at the park. While your quotes may not seem as funny out of context, I think we can all use our imaginations & put ourselves in your place to get the full effect.

I'll start off with this one. While I was in grabbing an eggroll at Lotus Blossom Cafe in China, my DW sitting outside with our friend overheard a girl ask her mom, "Do they have rice here?"

 

[stingfancb]

On our last visit we overheard a few people talking about the weather (it was late June). They were commenting on how they didn't know it would be this hot. (Look at the map, people. Florida is close to the equator - what did they think it would be.) Then one of them asked if Florida had typhoons. The other person responded, "No, they JUST have hurricanes!". Whew, after living here for 23 years, I don't refer to them as JUST hurricanes.
By the way, prior to FL, I grew up in Pottstown, PA and went to West Chester for college. It really is a Small World after all!

 

[IStoleMyKidsPins]

On our last visit we overheard a few people talking about the weather (it was late June). They were commenting on how they didn't know it would be this hot. (Look at the map, people. Florida is close to the equator - what did they think it would be.) Then one of them asked if Florida had typhoons. The other person responded, "No, they JUST have hurricanes!". Whew, after living here for 23 years, I don't refer to them as JUST hurricanes.
By the way, prior to FL, I grew up in Pottstown, PA and went to West Chester for college. It really is a Small World after all!

Stingfan, was that Small World comment suppose to have more meaning? Because as far as your last paragraph goes, as Jack Sparrow would say, "That's interesting. That's very interesting."

 

[ep4244]

Sitting in 1900 Park Fare for dinnerand Perla the mouse came by and did pics with my kids then moved on to the next table. As she bent over to say hi to the little girl at the next table, a little girl across from us is falling out of her chair trying to peak under Perla's skirts and asking her mom, "Do mice wear panties mommy" I think I spit my drink out I was laughing so hard. And of course my daughters had to try and look after hearing that.

The other mom and I just looked at each other and laughed. The rest of the evening I was wondering if that mouse had on any panties.

 

[ElizaB39]

We were riding one of the busses home from DTD and a sign on the bus said, "Discover Uncharted Magic!" DD11 responds, "Hey mom, none of our magic has been uncharted this week!" LOL its true, I planned ALL of it myself!

 

[Stitchluver07]

Those were all quite hilarious!!!
Honestly people say the wierdest things...

Well when my family and I were walking the world showcase in Epcot, we overheard a very young couple talking to one another. The girl asks her companion, "Honey... What do Norwegians drink?"... the man with her then looks at her very oddly and says, "Ummmm... uh (long pause) anything alcholic?"
the girl then replies "oh.. ok"

Once I heard this I laughed for a good 10 minutes...

I hope to hear more!!!

 

[roberrl187]

Ok, my funniest thing just happened tonight, but not in WDW. My DD was being tested for her purple belt at Karate and the kids were streaching. All of a sudden, one of the young boys (8 at most) says "I don't want to turn out like Michael Jackson. He started out as a boy and turned into a white woman" Oh my God.

I thought that I would die. If it weren't in the middle of the class, I would of laughed out loud.

 

[isla bonita]

Out of the mouths of babe's. I totally agree.

 

[gottagodisney]

My Dh and I were standing nearby the Tiki Room and a middle aged woman said to her friend in an exasperated tone.. "This thing was under new management the last time I was here 5 years ago!!"

 

[princessdaisy]

While waiting in line for Snow White Ride in Disneyland, the little girl infront of us was dressed in a very frilly pink dress and the CM working the ride said "wow, that is such a beautiful dress" the little girl (about 3 or 4yrs old) said "yes it is but my mom says it's a bit##h to iron". The mom turned about five different shades of red! LOL! and the whole line was cracking up

 

[gtrist4life]

Heard a few good corny jokes from a bus driver named Adrian on our recent trip, but the funniest conversation overheard on the trip was on the shop/restaurant floor of the Contemporary. We were looking at pins when I heard a boy go "Ow Dad!" Dad goes "What?" "You stepped on my foot!!" Dad, without missing a beat says "Forget about it it's in the past!" Felt bad for the kid, but laughed at the Lion King comeback.

Peace,

 

[kat3668]

Ok This is not Disney related but just had to share.....

I teach a toddler enrichment program here is Mass and work on different themes each week...

Well one week we decided to talk about baby animals and on the baby bird day I set up a pool with straw and pillows for the children to climb into to pretend to be birds....

Well we talked about what birds do, what they eat, where they live and etc....

The end of the day came around and I only had one little boy left so he was playing in the nest while I tidied the classroom up.

I had the classroom door open and people were picking up their children and standing outside my door

All of a sudden the little boy yells at the top of his lungs!! LOOK miss Kathy!
I'm a little pecker!!!!

I had about 10 sets of eyes peering into the room laughing hysterically!!!!

 

[TinkerBess_SnowTori]

Great thread - some very funny things

Off topic ---

but I had to mention to Kat3668 - that is an incredible picture of a beautiful cat!!!

 

[maggie767]

when we were at disney in 93 my grandson was only 5 and he was upset because he wanted 1 of those large lollipops and my daughter said she would get him 1 back at the hotel. well he started to cry and he told her , you never buy me anything or take me anywhere. and we were at disney. it was so funny.

 

[isla bonita]

We were in MK and my 4 year old at the time said after lunch mom what are we doing tomarrow? I wanted to tell him this is as good as it gets so enjoy what you are doing today, just smile and asked what would you like to do? His reply I want to go in the pool again swimming with the cousins.

It was the first time we had ever stayed in a pool home and the whole extended family was there. What an impression it left on my kids and all the cousins. They never forget grandmas pool in Florida.

 

[CanBeGrumpy]

This didn't happen at Disney, but after hearing it, I began to doubt the validity of the phrase "there are no stupid questions". I overheard someone ask a mom with twins (one BOY and one GIRL) if they were IDENTICAL!!! Ummm, WHAT????

 

[kaybird]

Funniest one for us was on Pirates of the Carribean. We were sitting behind two 60-ish ladies, who were really taking it all in... one startled by the cannon fire asked the other if the cannon ball had hit her as it had gone right past her face! That close! DH and I about split a gut laughing at the "live" cannon fire shooting past the unsuspecting public! Great fun, and DISNEY MAGIC!!

ttfn-
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[Nanajo1]

We were on the AKL bus coming from AK going to Boma's. There were two young couples with young boys about 4yo. They got to talking about what a wonderful time they had at AK when one dad said "we found AK by accident we got on the bus thinking we were going back to AKL and ended up at the zoo park! We didn't know it existed!" How did they pick AKL and not know about AK? Made me think what else did they miss.