Funniest Thing You've Overheard at Disney

[*Sooner Girl*]

OK, so last year before we went to Disney I saw this thread posted and it cracked me up. I remember reading about someone over-hearing this family at a pool and they were arguing over where to go next and the dad bursts out with "I don't care where we go, lets just go make some f---ing memories!" My mom and I still crack up about that one! So I wanted to start the thread again and get to laughing again.

One of my funniest would have to be something my mom and I said that cracked someone else us. We were walking down the carpet hallway at WL and my mom tripped on it everyday and I started calling her Trippy Tripperson and people were cracking up. This went on the whole trip. I even named my Mr. Potato Head that I bought Tater Taterson...

 

[bicker]

I dunno; for me, the "You BETTER have fun," discussions I overhear are more sad than funny.

I find the discussions about where the Hulk roller-coaster is pretty funny.

 

[disnut8]

This is from Labor Day last year before Expedition Everest opened up:

A family of five was walking in front of us side by side.

14 year old son – “Dad, what’s that?”
Dad – “that’s the new one. Expedition Everest”
Teenage daughter – “what’s it called?”
Dad - “Expedition Everest. It’s going to be a roller coaster.”
Mom – “what’s it called?”
Dad - “Expedition Everest. It’ll open next year and it’s supposed to be great.”
8 year old son – “what’s it called?”
Dad – “Expedition Everest. The storyline is that you are chasing a Yeti”.
8 year old son – “What’s an Eddy?”

My husband and I cracked up and we still say "what's that called?" when we see Expedition Everest. And he'll always be Eddy to us.

 

[idofabric]

This last Feb. we on the way to MK and were talking to a group of folks that included a 30-40ish lady and her mom. The lady and I were just chatting and her mom was talking to a different member of the group, my lady turned and asked her mom if she had any Chap Stick. Her mom replied , "No, but I do have a bananna...." We just looked at each other and burst out laughting. Then we stared making commets about how both were long and cir. shaped... and both got squishy when warm, and both could make your lips sticky... and on, and on. Her mom defended her self by explainig that she was trying to say that she was not carring a purse that would have had a chap stick in it so she didn't have to go through the bag search line...

So a week or 2 latter I was at The Mid Atlantic Quilt show with 9 other friends. I had just told them this chap stick/ bananna story. 2 of us when into the bathroom, and 2 complete strangers walked in... One asked for a Chap stick, the other HAD a bananna in her hand. I totally lost it. They looked at me like I had 3 heads , so I had to re tell this whole story.

Funny how WDW stories end up all over the world.. I image Chap stick/bananna stories going all around the place... My DD in LA told friends there, but as an example of how weird her mom was and totally Disney/Quilt/Fabric oriented....

 

[john2u]

We were at WDW in Jan. and we were touring the countries in epcot when we overheard this one. We were in front of China looking at all of the princesses characters that had come out for photo shots and this family of 4 had stoped and overheard this conversation:

Mother and Daughter: scream of excitment for the chance to take pictures with all of the princesses.

Father and Son: Look and each other and the son asked the father how long is this going to take?

Father replied: I do not know son they are EVERYWHERE!!!

My DW and myself looked at each other and could not stop laughing at what we had overheard and the expressions on the fathers and sons face which were priceless!!!

Have a Disney Day
John

 

[Evil Genius]

Dh and I were strolling through Epcot and a foursome of adults went walking past us. They were trying to decide what to do with the hour that they had before their fastpass for TT came up. They decided that they could see the ENTIRE World Showcase in that time. DH and I laughed all day about it!!

 

[Tigger22]

I heard this last Sunday at AK. We were in line at EE, and I heard a father tell his son that this rollercoaster was different from other rollercoasters "because it goes up instead of down".

 

[DenverDave]

"Hey Mom, What are you Going to Buy Me Next"

 

[cornflkgrl]

I don't do drugs just to make that clear but I was in college at one time and I know stuff so I found this to be pretty funny and if you don't get it just don't worry about it, we thought it was funny.

Standing in line for Living with the Land fastpass and maintanence guy comes walking up and says "heard you all were having a problem here," to CM manning the line. CM says "yeah, we're having a problem with the rope clip here." Maintenence guy, "ROACH CLIP???" CM, "NO, R-O-P-E CLIP!!" Maintenence "Oh...he he he" (totally red in the face) Guess we know what he does in his off time?!

Second thing we heard that was really funny was we were on Tom Sawyers Island and half a family had made it onto the boat and the mom was standing a few feet from the dock as the boat cranked up, I guess waiting for the rest of the kids and she yells to the husband on the boat "honey, tell them to hold the boat." I just thought this was hilarious since there were so many people you couldn't even fit another person on that boat anyway but the fact that they thought someone would actually STOP a ride or attraction just for them was funny to me.

 

[Sammy]

We were sitting on a swing on the Poly beach....Wishes starts....this is the exchange we overhear on the path behind us....between a father and son about 8 years old:

Dad: Look over there! It's the Epcot fireworks!
Son: Uh, Dad? Isn't that the castle though...??
Dad: Yep...but those are the Epcot fireworks.

Huh???


Overheard from a group of women as they were literally running through AK: "Look!!! It's the big tree!!!" (Tree of Life)


Father to son outside of the Swiss Family Treehouse:

Son: "What's this?"
Father: "Oh, that's a treehouse...it's from a movie...you should really read the book, Treasure Island".

 

[fireman17]

On our trip in May while waiting to board our flight in Hartford, we saw a very uninformed and clueless family of three going on a first trip to the world.
The Mother starts to become everyones friend along with the son who is about six. She starts talking to the poor lady beside us and tells her about the families trip to Disney.
The lady is being friendly and asks the Mother what parks she and the family are going to.
And she says" We are going to Epcot, Animal Kingdom, MGM Disney Studios and of course the United Kingdom" and the lady says "don't you mean the Magic Kingdom" and the Mother's reply is "no the one with the Queens castle"

 

[hogwartsdropout]

On our trip in May while waiting to board our flight in Hartford, we saw a very uninformed and clueless family of three going on a first trip to the world.
The Mother starts to become everyones friend along with the son who is about six. She starts talking to the poor lady beside us and tells her about the families trip to Disney.
The lady is being friendly and asks the Mother what parks she and the family are going to.
And she says" We are going to Epcot, Animal Kingdom, MGM Disney Studios and of course the United Kingdom" and the lady says "don't you mean the Magic Kingdom" and the Mother's reply is "no the one with the Queens castle"

LOL! I'm moving near Hartford this year from the UK and I'm hoping everyone there is not this misinformed!!