Hey JimFitz, are YOU the one that did the monster in the car/run like the wind fat man thread? That one had me laughing LOUD at work!!!!!

Bodily functions make me laugh.

I like DisneyAddict M's "I can pick my nose with my toe," I would love to see that.![]()
Sadly, I think my toe nose-picking days may be coming to a close. I scratched my nostril with my toenail the other day. 
How do you steal tags? Get the Tag Fairy drunk?My favorite is my perimenopausal tag because it was stolen from T&B. Even when it was her tag, it was my favorite. But now it is mine! Bwahahahaha!!!
I just wish it were pink.

I went through my 863 subscribed threads just for you, but here it is! One of the funniest threads ever!
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1258960
umm where is the tag fairy when you need her/him? ahhahahhahahahahha
those are two funny ones!!
There are so many funny tags. Princess baby is right, it does make you wonder about the conversation that brought up those funny one liners.
I am still unsure about the word Snarky. I know it would be funny if I knew what it meant!!

Hey JimFitz, are YOU the one that did the monster in the car/run like the wind fat man thread? That one had me laughing LOUD at work!!!!!
I also always read tags...and I try to figure out what they mean, its very rare that they make sense to me![]()
2 that come to mind:
The one that says something like" I dont think I would tell someone I was in jail during an interview"
The other one is something about "the color of peep poop" I think that comes from the thread about putting peeps on someones desk
So many tags make me laugh, its hard to keep track of them! Tags are one of the best parts of Dising and the info on the boards is also priceless!
.. LOL
That's me! a blast from the past.... http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=912594
That's me! a blast from the past.... http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=912594
Probably was horrible at the time, but you can laugh about now I'm sure! Thing is, I would do the same thing to my DH- take the kids and run and tell him it's up to him to get whatever it is out!My "drives a braille van" came from T&B also! She graciously gave it to me after I coveted it forever!My favorite is my perimenopausal tag because it was stolen from T&B. Even when it was her tag, it was my favorite. But now it is mine! Bwahahahaha!!!
I just wish it were pink.
I have posted the link to that thread numerous times! I think it is one of the funniest threads ever! RickinNYC has some pretty funny stories to tell too!LOL!! Thanks for the link!! That's too funny you found that! That has got to be the funniest thread ever! They got 42 pages from a bag of dog poo (or dog logs as someone said)!!!!???
hahahahahahahah that was so freaking funny!!!!! Do you still drive the car?? hahah Thank goodness you were at a car wash. Those kids are afraid of nothing! Had you been at Target..well that is another story.That's me! a blast from the past.... http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=912594