Funniest Overheard Comments Part III

[The Vitaphone Queen]

I posted to FOC Part II (my first post) and got a Zombie Thread Alert. Bad VQ. Bad.

Anyway, I might as well start Part III. Here's parts I and II:
https://www.disboards.com/threads/funniest-comments-youve-overheard-in-wdw.693927/
https://www.disboards.com/threads/funniest-overheard-comments-part-ii.2036006/

I'll start.

This was a decade ago (March of 2007 to be exact), and I was in line for IASW. I overheard someone else tell their kid, "This is your geography!"

 

[Hockey Ninja]

These kids sitting behind us on Living With The Land were shouting out the names of the different vegetables and fruits in the greenhouses. But when we got towards the end, they saw the little round dirt packets in the vertical growing systems and bellowed, "CUPCAKES!!!"

 

[jjjones325]

My DS was 4 or 5 at the time. He saw one of those signs with a cigarette in the red circle crossed out. He asked what it meant. I told him it meant you couldn't smoke in there. He said "It's a good thing we don't have any smokes."