>> Funniest Overheard Comments Part II <<

[duffy]

Not so much funny, more like:

We were at the Animal Kingdom, and a family ahead of us was taking a looong time paying at a counter-service place. It looked like 3 generations, and they were trying to figure out who owed what, and gathering money, and lots of "no, I ordered xxx, YOU ordered xxx..."

The clerk asked if they were on the dining plan. One adult said, yes, but "we checked out this morning, we're going home. Our credits expired when we checked out!!"

The clerk asked if she could swipe the card, and yes! They still had credits!! The adults were all shocked, but put away the money and took their food. They clearly did not know that the meal plan is still good up to midnight of the day you check out.

I wanted to ask the clerk, just how many credits did they still have left after subtracting their meals? And could I use the rest of the credits? (we stayed at the Swan, and didn't have a meal plan.)

 

[CdnDisneyFan]

OOOOOOH, I have a couple from my last trip!! First one was actually on the flight to Orlando, I was sitting behind this family with two of the most well behaved little boys, and the mom said "We're not landing in Disney World, we're landing in Orlando", I thought that was so cute!!

Second happened the other night on the bus from MK to Pop Century, it was EMH evening, we were all tired and wanting to get back to the resort, when someone on the bus passed gas, and it was TOXIC, so these two southern guys started making comments about the smell, and how bad it was, but the funniest to me was when the announcement came over the loudspeaker about taking small children by the hand, one of them said "the children are all dead, they suffocated from the smell", and believe me, it was even funnier hearing it with that southern accent, my friend and I were busting a gut we were laughing so hard after that, now whenever we smell something nasty we say to each other in a southern accent "the children are all dead,they suffocated from the smell!" and it gets us going now.

A couple more, it came from my best friend, we were at Epcot World Showcase, and she was looking for a bathroom, and we couldn't find one in the France pavillion, but found one in Morocco so she said that they must not pee in France, lol.

Last but certainly not least, we were at EMH at MK on Sunday evening (what a way to end our trip and celebrate my birthday btw), and again she had to use the bathroom, and since we were in Fantasyland, she asked at the CRT podium where the royal potty was, I thought it was cute myself.

If I can think of others, I will come back, but there is my contribution!

Jules

 

[floridianer]

This Canada conversation is funny AND scary at the same time

I had someone asking where we came from. I said GERMANY.
They said:
WHOW, a long way... How long did it take to come here??
I said: 10 hours
He: Whow, a really fast car, right??

I thought he was making fun and said : No, we took the plane this time to save some time...

He: Oh, ok... So, how long does it take by car?????

I said that the road is not ready yet
And that they might have to rethink the service station problem then !

 

[scarlet_ibis]

Last but certainly not least, we were at EMH at MK on Sunday evening (what a way to end our trip and celebrate my birthday btw), and again she had to use the bathroom, and since we were in Fantasyland, she asked at the CRT podium where the royal potty was, I thought it was cute myself.

I will admit to taking a picture of my little girl sitting on Cinderella's Royal Changing Table...

 

[jeff p]

bump

 

[Pjimmeyer]

We just got back from a trip where IASW broke down at a point where we were just short of unloading. We were probably stuck about 10 minutes and the lady behind us just couldn't seem to help herself with non-stop comments about how agonizing it was to be stuck on IASW. When we finally were able to exit the boat she commented to her two young daughters "You guys did a great job being patient while we were stuck. I was the only one complaining."

 

[skippyman111]

bump !

 

[Robindianne]

My funny happened this week while i was AK, i was watching the Siamang Monkeys, these are the ones you hear first thing in the morning, they are close to EE. So anyway they were doing there morning calls, and a lady behind me goes... "oh i wonder if those are real"... and then other lady goes, "how do they keep from falling", I got a kick out of those comments.

My first time at DAK I heard but hadn't spotted them yet and people near me need to post on this thread. I said to DH, "OMG that piped in sound is so real; it's just like we are in the jungle."

 

[pampam]

I just got back with another one.

We just finished the Hoop de Doo. People were filing out. My cousin, who had never been there before helped herself to another serving of strawberry shortcake, and asked me if I would like some more coffee. I said no, the show was over. But she didn't realize it because she was waiting for 3 dancing bears. Where she ever got that idea from I'll never know.

 

[John Paul]

On a ride on Spaceship Earth I overheard the people in the front of us saying this!

Is that Walter Cronkite?
Yes thats why he retired so he could work here full time!
Are you sure it is not just Rich Little he isn't doing anything now!

 

[jeff p]

bump

 

[Pink Mouse Ears]

A little girl on the bus was pointing at CR and asked her dad what it was. "Thats the hospital." Then he continues to make it worse..."See the train going through it?"

Pretty much as bad as saying "the big golf ball."

 

[Pjimmeyer]

A fun thread that has been inactive too long...bump.

 

[jeff p]

bump

 

[macraven]

 

[zianha]

This one is the funniest thing someone did/said on my trip last month.

We did the Backlot Tour at DHS and at the part in Catastrophe Canyon (I'll be as vague and spoiler-free as possible for those who haven't been on the tour and don't want to know) when the action takes place, the mom and teenage boy behind me didn't know how to react. The mom grabbed the back of my seat and was kind of deciding whether to stand up or not and she was saying... "Whoa....WHoa....WHOA!!" She got louder each time and I think she freaked out her son because he started looking from her, to me, to the people behind him and to the action going on and he ended up saying "Wait...wait, do you...why isn't...do you SEE that! AHHHHHHHHHH!" And screamed for like 5 seconds really loud before he realized it was ok. I was trying not to laugh but couldn't help but smile really big. The couple in front of me was laughing so hard and telling each other "1st time for someone!" It was funny but I didn't want the kid to be embarrassed.

 

[ValinWV]

This past week. As we were exiting Soarin' a little boy beside me said "How do they get the TV to smell like oranges?"

I looked over at him and his mom, who was smiling and didn't have an answer for him, and said "it's smell o vision"

She busted out laughing and he was like that is really cool. His mom and I had a great laugh.

 

[disneydee6]

Posted on this thread a while back, but I thought of another fun moment.

On the crowded boat ride back to our resort from MGM, my youngest sister sat down on the last possible seat, only to have my oldest sister sit on her lap. (Should I reveal that one is in her 20's, the other a late teen lol?) Riding back rather quietly, my Older DSis decided to burp right into my sisters face. Instead of a normal reaction of disgust, my younger sister merely remarked, "Your burp smells like garlic"
After a moment of thought, my Older DSis replied, "Probably from that pizza we ate" (at Mama melrose)
"Oh yea, that was really goood."
Out of nowhere, several boat riders began laughing, my two lovely sister not realizing that their oh-so-sweet conversation about my sisters burp smell was overheard by those surrounding them.
One passenger, an older man with his young son, told them how he had never seen such a unique reaction to someone burping in their face. This behavior is so normal for me, but it was hilarious to see how what's normal for me can be entertaining for others!
Gotta love my sisters!

 

[MK2010]

Quote:
Originally Posted by meeko_33785
I was standing in line to see Daisy Duck and a mom a couple of families behind me was having a very loud conversation with what I assume was a member of her party asking where she and the kids were. She replied "We're in line to see Donald Duck's wife." Apparently the person on the other end of the phone misunderstood and she corrected, "No, no. Not Donald Duck's ex-wife. Donald Duck's wife."

I didn't even know Donald had an ex-wife.

with his anger management issues, are you surprised?
:End Quote



OMG. I know this is on page 8 and by the time I post everyone will be sayng yeah..we know...we saw that a few months back. But i laughed so hard I started crying and my kids came from the front of the house to see what was wrong. I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell them. When I finally got it out they just looked at me as if I'd grown another head. Oh my. I need sleep. I work nights and clearly I need sleep.

 

[SpacedOut]

I just returned from WDW yesterday with this beauty. First, Labor Day week is a GREAT week to go since all the lines are super short (Except TSMM, but that's another post, look for a trip report in the near future...).

As I was walking into a line with a 5-minute wait, I heard a mother tell her kids, "Next time, we'll get a FastPass to avoid all these railings."

Another great use of the FastPass system! Write it down...