>> Funniest Overheard Comments Part II <<

[disneydee6]

1.We were on the bus to MK, when a couple of 20-something guys got on the bus with us. They were super-animated about getting to MK, saying "Which one ya'll want to go on first?" "Ya'll decide I'm just darn excited to get there." My sister and I start to crack up because, being from NY, that was not exactly how we talk (or should I say tawlk lol). They thought we were laughing because they were too excited (for twenty-something guys) about going to the most magical place on earth. We had a long chat with them all the way there about how the way they spoke made us laugh, where they made fun of our accent too. Fun to meet all diff folks

2. My sister and I decided to do late EMH after our folks went back to the hotel, so we hit up RocknRoller coaster, and took the boat back to the beach club. On the quiet boat ride, we hear these two girls and guy talking about the boardwalk (quite loudly and excited),
"Who's getting the powdered doughnuts tomorrow???!!"
"One Jellyroll.....Two Jellyroll"
Well, we didn't let them know that jellyrolls is not a place for doughnuts (whoops) but the conversation was so ridiculous that as soon as they got off at the boardwalk, we BURST out laughing. We started making fun of them, and then the rest of the people on the boat started laughing, like us making fun of them allowed the rest of the boat to laugh at that crazy convo.

3. My mother and sister got into a HUGE fight on the line to toy story mania. My other sister and myself made them sit together on the ride as punishment lol. I feel bad for the people that were on the line with us. People in front and behind us were standing as far back as possible, I would have liked to do the same....Not so funny as much as completely embarassing and not fair to those around us. Sorry! lol

 

[tchrrx]

This is Disney's fault for how they categorize resorts.

At the Orlando airport, talking to an older couple on their way to WDW. They were very excited to get to their resort. They were going to the All Stars, and they were "going to see animals outside their window because it is an Animal Kingdom resort."

I never thought about it, but I can see how that could be confusing. Hope the people weren't too upset!

 

[tchrrx]

Before our first trip, DD and I made sure DH had all of the characters down. However, we didn't train my dad!

Dad took off ahead of us for some reason (I think to grab Splash FPs). He calls my cell phone, "Hurry & get up here. Hiawatha is here."

"Hiawatha? Could it maybe be Pocahontas?"

"I don't know! It's some Indian. Just hurry!"



(BTW- We live in Oklahoma & have many Indian/Native American friends. Don't take this the wrong way!)

 

[ntikos]

May of 2009 while standing in the queue for Dinosaur.



A family in front of us was discussing what caused the extinction of Dinosaurs - the kids where saying it was from weather change or the meteor strike and some other theories. They asked the Dad and he said it was probably the meteor strike at the Yucatan. Then they asked the Mom...

she said ( I kid you not )

"I thought humans killed off the dinosaurs"


We'll they wouldn't let her live that down and I admit to laughing out when she said it.

 

[DizBelle]

As reported by my DH after visiting the men's room at the front of DHS:

Young girl and her dad are in a stall....

Girl: "Daddy, tell me a story."
Dad: (started telling a story that the girl apparently already knew)
Girl: "No, Daddy. I need the long story."

I guess she knew she was going to be a while.

 

[DizBelle]

While watching Mickey's Philharmagic, Donald comes on the screen and a lady somewhere in the theater pretty loudly says (I assume to a child with her), "Look, it's a duck!!! It's a duck!!!"

Made us chuckle and we still say that line for a laugh.

 

[webstah]

A few years back we were in line for R'n'R. In front of us was a group of teenagers and an elderly woman, who turned out to be their grandmother. The girls decided to fill us in on their joke - they had told their grandmother we were in line for an Aerosmith concert. The poor woman had no idea what was beyond the doors. She just thought they were going to see a band.

Back in 2004, we did an adults only trip.
There was my wife, and I along with my Sister in Law and her husband.
We were on our way to then Disney's MGM studios with just the 4 of us on the bus.
My BIL and I started talking about RNR with the wives saying they weren't going anywhere near it.
The bus driver asked them if they had been on Splash Mountain. They confirmed that they had, and the bus driver told them "RNR is no worse than Splash Mountain" so they agreed to go on it.
We hurried there so they didn't get a chance to change their minds.
We walked under the upside down car, which they didn't notice.
When we went through the line, they both looked at each other when they saw the cars take off, but still got on with us.
As soon as we hit the first inversion, my wife, at the top of her lungs, let everyone in the car know she was going to commit murder. This continued through the whole ride.
As we were pulling in to disembark, my sister in law stated the she believed she s*** her pants, and then noticed all the people near her who heard her quite clearly.
To this day, they are BOTH still looking for that bus driver!

 

[scarlet_ibis]

I should read back through this thread to see if anybody was fortunate enough to hear the conversation I had with my two DDs (then age 5 and 2) on the bus two Octobers ago.

Kids: Are we going to the Magic Kingdom?
Me: Magic Kingdom? What's that? You must have dreamed that up.
Kids: No, no! The Magic Kingdom! With the castle!
Me: Oh, you must be thinking of the Diamond Castle. Honey, that was just a Barbie movie.
Kids: Mom! The Magic Kingdom!
Me: I don't know what you're talking about...

 

[Virtucomp]

1) upon reaching loading area on Pirates of the Caribbean we heard "Is this a ride?"
2) As we were getting our seats at Mickey's Philharmagic the lady next to us is taking off her sunglasses and putting on her 3D glasses and says "I don't see the difference between sunglasses and these 3D glasses"
3) Walking down the walkway to Toy Story Midway Mania they have a sign Pixar Place. A guy says to the girl with him "Have you ever heard of Pixar?"
4) Walking around Magic Kingdom a dad announced that they have an hour left before they have to go over to the "Woop Dee Doo" show.
5) At Epcot living seas we were watching as a CM fed the fish. The mom explained to the little boy with her how the sea horse grabbed the food "Right out of the air!" (I though it looked like water but I may be wrong)

 

[fsmith2845]

4) Walking around Magic Kingdom a dad announced that they have an hour left before they have to go over to the "Woop Dee Doo" show.

I wonder if that was a slip or an indication that he was LESS than excited to go to the show!!! LOL

 

[wdwgirl03]

While watching Mickey's Philharmagic, Donald comes on the screen and a lady somewhere in the theater pretty loudly says (I assume to a child with her), "Look, it's a duck!!! It's a duck!!!"

Made us chuckle and we still say that line for a laugh.

Reminds me of when we saw Philharmagic a while ago and when Flounder came on the screen someone yelled "NEMO!"

 

[pkondz]

May of 2009 while standing in the queue for Dinosaur.



A family in front of us was discussing what caused the extinction of Dinosaurs - the kids where saying it was from weather change or the meteor strike and some other theories. They asked the Dad and he said it was probably the meteor strike at the Yucatan. Then they asked the Mom...

she said ( I kid you not )

"I thought humans killed off the dinosaurs"


We'll they wouldn't let her live that down and I admit to laughing out when she said it.

Ya know, thanks to the Flintstones, a lot of people think that dinosaurs and people co-existed... go figure.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Ya know, thanks to the Flintstones, a lot of people think that dinosaurs and people co-existed... go figure.

Don't be silly, of course they did.

Didn't you ever see One Million Years B.C.?

they even had bikini's back then!!!

 

[Lbg206]

Ya know, thanks to the Flintstones, a lot of people think that dinosaurs and people co-existed... go figure.

Of course they lived at the same time....the dinosaurs were just back in the 1800's. LOL Obviously you'd have to have read my funny comment post to get that.

 

[pkondz]

Of course they lived at the same time....the dinosaurs were just back in the 1800's. LOL Obviously you'd have to have read my funny comment post to get that.

I did... and I do!

 

[pkondz]

Don't be silly, of course they did.

Didn't you ever see One Million Years B.C.?

they even had bikini's back then!!!

I stand corrected... I sit corrected (bonus to anyone who can identify that quote). Actually, I've never seen it. Rachel Welch I believe?

 

[disneyfanUSA]

We are planning a trip for December it will be me DD16 and two of her friends.

Today my DD tells me that yesterday when she was at her friends house they started talking about the trip and her friend says "Wait, where going to Universal right? Isn't it right in Disney World?"

 

[cheerbabe55]

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[mtschopp]

Here are a few funny things that I overhead on vacation a few weeks ago.

- We were walking into AK from the parking lot and this little kid was whining to his dad that he wanted to take the monorail and the dad was trying to explain to him that there wasn't a monorail there. The kid pointed at the tram and said monorail and the dad tried to tell him again that it was a tram not a monorail. The argument went on for awhile. Finally the little boy says monorail really slow like "Mon-o-rail" and his dad proceeds to say tram like "Tra-aaa-ammm. See I can say it slow too." It was cute and funny at the same time.

- A boy probably around the ages of 8 to 10 yelled while in line for Thunder Mountain that he had ripped one. His exact words were, "I Farted!" It was gross.

- The funniest thing I heard overall was a lady at Typhoon Lagoon that screamed really loud and said, "Nemo or is that Stitch? I can't tell which one." It was clearly Stitch.

- A little girl on the monorail to EPCOT said this about Spaceship Earth, "They should drop that on New Years." Her mom then said, "How? How would they do that?"

 

[natcat117]

I overheard part of a weird conversation while heading to the buses after a day at Animal Kingdom: "You know, the way to get rid of cellulite is actually with MORE fat..."

We got stuck on Dinosaur a few times. The ride kept stopping and all the lights would turn on for a few minutes before we'd resume. It was a loooong ride! Eventually we made it to the end of the ride, where the guy says "We're not going to make it! We're not going to make it!" At that exact moment we stopped again and a a guy in our vehicle yelled, "I guess we died!" We traveled just a little further, right before getting to the loading platform, before stopping for good. They had to evacuate the whole ride and we had to be walked off.