>> Funniest Overheard Comments Part II <<

[abc999]

A friend of mine told me this story... She was in Epcot with her little girl, who was obsessed with Mulan at the time. They started lighting the torches around the lake one by one just before Illumunations. As she watched this the little girl's eyes grew larger and larger. Then she screamed "The Huns are coming!!!"

 

[DisneyIsMyNeverland]

A friend of mine told me this story... She was in Epcot with her little girl, who was obsessed with Mulan at the time. They started lighting the torches around the lake one by one just before Illumunations. As she watched this the little girl's eyes grew larger and larger. Then she screamed "The Huns are coming!!!"

That's so funny!

 

[cmoney135]

I was walking through MK at WDW last year with my friends on a band trip when we walked past these two girls - about 18 or so - and heard this.

Girl #1: No way!
Girl #2: Yeah seriously! So, anyway, I took HER s*** and put it in (some name)'s

And that's all we heard.

 

[MHSweb79]

the comment regarding "why would you want a child that doesn't look like you" is so mean that it's hard to believe that someone would even say it. (not that I don't believe it was said). WOW! I don't know if there's even a snappy, funny comeback that could be made.

Maybe, "It's better than having a child that looks like YOU!" Well, I would probably say this under my breath, but I'd still feel better.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Maybe, "It's better than having a child that looks like YOU!" Well, I would probably say this under my breath, but I'd still feel better.

It WOULD be difficult to keep your mouth shut hearing that.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Maybe, "It's better than having a child that looks like YOU!" Well, I would probably say this under my breath, but I'd still feel better.

 

[Missytara]

I normally go alone, but a few years ago, I took three of my friends from work. One had never been before.

We were standing in the line at ME and there was a little girl about aged 6 in front of us that got a real case of the giggles, so much so, she accidently bumped into my friend. The little girl looked at Donna, apologized, and said, "I am so sorry, it's my first time here." Donna looked at her, giggled the same way, and said, "Me too!"

Same trip, my friend Donna and I got a curb seat right by the Emporium to see the afternoon MK parade. She loves both Eeyore and Goofy. She had been kinda quiet all week about the whole experience, but when they went by on the floats, she turned to me and said, "It really is real!"

 

[SpacedOut]

Two years ago, my GF and I went to SeaWorld on a random weekday and we passed a family where the daughter, about 7, was fussing about something. The mother scolded the daughter,

"Don't ruin your father's day!"



I hope the father was able to enjoy the rest of the day...

 

[ntsammy5]

but when they went by on the floats, she turned to me and said, "It really is real!"

That's great

 

[BrettS]

My wife and I were at the MK with her cousin and her cousin's 5 year old son the other night. We left before the MK closed and decided to take the boat back to the TTC. We just missed a boat, so as we walked into the holding area to wait for another boat the 5 year old started crying and said "Oh no, we're trapped!". Despite his mother's attempts to console him he continued to cry during the entire wait.

Finally a boat docked and everyone on the boat started to walk off past the holding area. He ran up to the gate that everyone was walking by and started yelling out at the top of his lungs... "People, help me! We're trapped in here! Please help me people! Let us out!"

Much to his mother's embarassment he made quite a few people look over and smile.

 

[ScrapperBelle]

This did not happen at WDW, but it is very Disney...

When my DS was 4 we took him to AstroWorld in Houston for the weekend. This was early in the summer and we had plans to go to WDW in late August (so he was all revved up and excited about WDW).

Donald Duck was his alltime favorite character. He must have watched the 3 Caballeros a million times.

Well, while we were at AstroWorld, Daffy Duck walks up to him. At first, DS just stands there with his arms crossed. Then he finally feels sorry for Daffy and we think, "aahh...how sweet", but no....because he walks up to Daffy and tells him, "I'll talk to you because you are a duck, but I'm just letting you know that you are no Donald!"

DH and I just roared with laughter and poor Daffy looked kinda confused and waddled off.

Later that summer, DS couldn't wait to tell Donald about his encounter with Daffy. He met Donald in Toontown and when he told him, Donald actually started holding his stomach laughing and kicking his legs around. Even when DS started to leave, Donald kept grabbing him and making him come back, giving him high 5's and such. That made DS's year, I believe.

 

[Braque]

I was looking for a thread just like this one. At WDW now and jotting down some of the funnier things heard in the crowds. My favorites so far:

At Splash Mountain: "Is that some kind of a word: Brer?"

At MK Christmas Tree Shoppe: "Oh, this is all Christmas stuff.""

At EP, Cantina San Angel (a Frenchman ordering food in Spanish ): "What is the ice water? Is it a cup of ice or a cup of ice with water in it?"

At EP, in front of the Sodas From Around The World machine: "These are sodas from all over the world."

 

[magicallyDisney001]

At EP, in front of the Sodas From Around The World machine: "These are sodas from all over the world."

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

I need to remember to take a notepad with me next time. These are great!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

At Splash Mountain: "Is that some kind of a word: Brer?"

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Bump!

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Just remembered one that my cousins told me. Not so much overheard as it was the experience. They had gone to WDW in 2007 and went on the Disney cruise. During dinner, they were seated with two very nice women. When the waiter asked what they all wanted for dessert, one of the women who was very full from dinner said, "Oh, that's alright, I'll have nothing, thanks."

So the waiter goes to get everyone else's dessert, and after passing them all out, he hands a plate to the woman who said she wanted nothing. The woman looked a bit confused until she saw what the CM had put on her plate.

There, in chocolate syrup, was the word "Nothing."

 

[Ga Girl]

On my recent trip without my kids, I found myself listening to other parents and their kids just too see how others acted. I overheard a couple of funny things that parents were saying to their children:

- "If we hated you, we wouldn't be making you have fun". I swear thats exactly what a mom said to a 6-8 year old little girl walking through Frontierland. How do you "make" someone have "fun"..?

-"There ain't no magic in this kingdom right now" A crowded monorail that was waiting to depart the TTC.

-"Lets go to Hamlet Mansion" That one made me look and see if there was a new ride in Frontierland that I didn't know about.

 

[donaldtutter]

Great thread!!

 

[LexiC123]

Just remembered one that my cousins told me. Not so much overheard as it was the experience. They had gone to WDW in 2007 and went on the Disney cruise. During dinner, they were seated with two very nice women. When the waiter asked what they all wanted for dessert, one of the women who was very full from dinner said, "Oh, that's alright, I'll have nothing, thanks."

So the waiter goes to get everyone else's dessert, and after passing them all out, he hands a plate to the woman who said she wanted nothing. The woman looked a bit confused until she saw what the CM had put on her plate.

There, in chocolate syrup, was the word "Nothing."

LOL...too cute!

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Just got back Friday and I have tons to share (Yes, I did bring a notepad)


From Turtle Talk with Crush:

1. Crush: So what's your question, little dude?
5yo girl: Uhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................................................................................
(3 seconds later)
5yo girl: I have a swimmin' pool.
Crush (Momentarily confused as to how to respond): .....I'm going to say....true.

2. Little boy: What's your favorite food?
Crush: Ah, dude, it's gotta be the green sea grass. It turns my shell this awesome green color, check it out. (Shows off shell) So, little dude, what's your favorite food?
Little boy: Um....broccoli.
Crush: Sweet, dude, so, are you broccoli-colored?
Little boy: ...Yes.

3. Crush: What's your question, dude?
Very young boy, maybe 2 or 3yo: Alwaha yub hah yeaha. (Basically baby-talk gibberish)
Audience: Aw... *Chuckles*
Crush: Woah, dudes, I think he's talking whale.
Boy: Yeahbwa nah hyeah.
Audience:
Crush: Well, alright then, dude.

Near the front of the line for GRR:
CM: Do we have a party of two? Party of two, anyone? Party of two or three? Two or three?
Man a few families behind us: We have 5..........that's two plus three.
The CM didn't respond. I don't know if he was just annoyed or didn't hear him, but I still thought it was a little funny. Maybe it's a "you-had-to-be-there" thing.

On Star Tours (Which we rode fifty million times because I am a huge SW freak ) :
- Mommy, are we REALLY in space? (Little boy, probably about 6yo)
And:
- (After the drop) Is this an emergency? (Another little kid, but he sounded so calm when he said it!)

And finally....

In line for Mike and Sulley to the Rescue!

There was this teenager standing in line with her little brother, maybe 8yo. They were in front of the "Scarer of the Month" poster and she asked him, "What's your favorite character from Monsters Inc?" He replied, "Randall." She said, "Seriously? Randall is such a poopy-head." Not sure if this is another "had-to-be-there" comment, but I thought that this was a very funny word to come out of a teenager's mouth.

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