Funniest Movie Quotes

[flipfloppershopper]

Looking for favorite and funniest movie quotes. Thanks for your thoughts.

 

[Echolocation]

Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?

 

[PrincessBri12]

"Eenie, I wee you ree!" (Aladdin)

That one was pretty funny. ^^

 

[BelleBriarRose]

The "laser envy" line from Toy Story cracks me up every time.

 

[Xiamara]

No Fix-It Felix, Jr. love yet?

"I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth."

"And then, I met the most dynamite gal. Oh, she gives me the honey glow somethin' awful!"

 

[>Ash<]

Lion King:

Zazu: its a small world after all!
Scar: NO!! anything but that

lmao!!


how about....

Wrek-It Ralph -

Venelope: im sorry what was that, your breath is so stinky it made my ears
numb!


or.... Toy Story

Buzz: ive set my lazer from stun, to kill
Woody: oh thats great buzz you point it at em and we'll blink em to death

or... my ultimate favoriate funny line from disney movie...

Lion King:

im surrounded by idiots!

 

[ToddyLu]

Mine: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt!

DH: Mrs. Potato Head "let me pack your angry eyes."

The dino in Meet the Robinsons "I have a big head and little arms"

 

[2012DisneyWorldBride]

Goodbye now goodbye... When they are getting off the magic carpet in Aladdin. Acting like flight attendants.

 

[DisneyDiva8401]

Not really a quote but the work song in Cinderella when the mice are sewing the dress and Gus says "I'll cut it with the scissors!" Makes me laugh every time the way he says it! Now every time I use scissors I say in my Gus-Gus voice "I'll cut it with the scissors!"
Also Alice in wonderland when the mad hatter is putting all that jam and stuff in the white rabbits watch and when they give him mustard he says "MUSTARD?! No, let's not be silly". (My sister and I use this on a regular basis at Sunday lunch when we pass around the condiments)

 

[R5Jedi]

"My peanut" anyone know what this is from?

 

[flipfloppershopper]

"My peanut" anyone know what this is from?

Dumbo?

 

[DisneyDiva8401]

"My peanut" anyone know what this is from?

Pirates of the Caribbean at worlds end

 

[Qmaz246]

The dino in Meet the Robinsons "I have a big head and little arms"

"I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through." ........ "Master?"

 

[forrestfamilyoffive]

"He touched the butt!" - Nemo

Below are some other funny quotes that really just made my day:

http://www.searchquotes.com/search/Funny_Disney/

 

[DisneyMarvelStarWars]

"Does this face look like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?"

 

[SofieMouseketeer]

"fish are friends NOT food!"- Bruce

 

[obolive]

"My friends needed to be punished"
-Lilo, Lilo & Stitch

"Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!"
-Mushu, Mulan

 

[fairydust1278]

Flynn Rider: Oh... oh, no... where is my satchel?
Rapunzel: I've hidden it! Somewhere you'll never find it.
Flynn Rider: It's in that pot, isn't it?

Tangled

 

[Disneydude97]

From Finding Nemo...


Marlin: Will somebody please give me directions?!
(moonfish form the shape of a frowning fish)
Moonfish Leader (mocking Marlin): Will somebody please give me directions?!
(the other moonfish and Dory laugh)
Marlin: I'm serious!
Moonfish Leader: Blah-blah-blah, me-me-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah, me-me-me!

 

[Maverick0980]

I have 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the plan I've been working on for eighteen years goes up in smoke......and you're wearing.......HIS MERCHANDISE!!!!!