Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[harleyquinn]

I posted this elsewhere, but I'm really just bumping this thread.

On my honeymoon in June, my DH took my picture with Mr. Smee who afterwards took me to skip off to tomorrowland with him. As we're skipping away, I hear the CM say to my Dh, "Well, he is a pirate!"

 

[remyandhollandsmommy]

Ok, I am not sure which was funnier...the little girl or my dd. We were in the bathroom and my dd was getting ready to go when we heard a little girl in another stall say, "It's sucking me down! Mommy stop the toilet!" Remy started screaming and jumped off the toilet. Her pants were around her ankles and she fell right on the floor. Apparently the self flushing toilet must have scared the little girl. I started laughing out loud and tying to calm my own dd down. It took a good five minutes for me to get Remy back on that toilet LOL!

 

[marypops!]

i hate them toilets.
When you sit on there, get the toilet paper while still sitting on the seat, then it flushes

 

[Toadman99]

My wife and I went to WDW for our honeymoon in Dec/Jan 1991-2 (thru New Years).
W were strolling around the World Showcase, and we stop in front of Canada. My wife looks up at the 'O Canada' sign, and says "hmmmm, oh-kin-aah-da. What does that mean?".

We both still get a chuckle out of that.

 

[Schweet]

When my DD was little and we went to Disneyland, we went into one of the restrooms. I went into one stall and my daughter went into the one right beside me. This restroom had the automatically flushing toilets. My DD got out one of the seat covers, tore the flap out, set it on the seat and started to take her pants down when WOOSH, the toilet flushed and away it went. So she started over, and again, the same thing happened. By the time she'd gone through five seat covers she was very frustrated and had to go pretty bad. She gave up, went into another stall and got it on the first try! She wasn't a happy camper and got even madder when I started laughing.

 

[kupperman]

When my DD was little and we went to Disneyland, we went into one of the restrooms. I went into one stall and my daughter went into the one right beside me. This restroom had the automatically flushing toilets. My DD got out one of the seat covers, tore the flap out, set it on the seat and started to take her pants down when WOOSH, the toilet flushed and away it went. So she started over, and again, the same thing happened. By the time she'd gone through five seat covers she was very frustrated and had to go pretty bad. She gave up, went into another stall and got it on the first try! She wasn't a happy camper and got even madder when I started laughing.

Awww...that's so cute!

 

[DannyDisneyFreak]

The first time I was in WDW with my Mom and Dad I was 7 yrs old, we have videos my Dad took and one video shows me getting Eyore's autograph in Mickey's Starland, that was when the charecters still walked around the parks, well on the video it is so funny hearing my Mom talking to Eyore like he was a person and the even funnier part is as we are saying goodbye to Eyore another family is comming up with their kids and their Mom says "Can you make an Eyore noise?" I know it may not sound that funny, but my Mom was always so embarrased about how she was talking to Eyore caught on tape but when the lady asks Eyore her question my Mom laughs and dosen't feel so dumb.

 

[jpeka65844]

Just got back from my first trip EVER and was on the look/listen out for funny or shocking things......thank goodness I didn't see anything shocking!

But here are two that I overheard:

DH and I were sitting on a bench across from the Totem pole in Canada at Epcot. A little boy comes skipping by with Mom and Dad and we hear him squeal "This is just so wonderful!"

And while on KS in AK, we heard a little boy say to his mom "Look Mom! Pigeons!!" To which his mother replied "no, those are PELICANS!"

Saw TONS of kids doing cute things and saw TONS of kids who'd had enough of the happiest place on earth. C'est la vie!!


Denice T.
Going back in approx. 730 days!

 

[njchris]

I remember years back I was on the Monorail with a friend of mine. The announcement had started and it got to the point where the announcement said something to the effect of "... and for those of you standing," my friend said "for God's sake, sit down!"

The car got a chuckle out of that. The timing was perfect.

 

[pezpam]

OK, yes, I'm a MOMMY, but the funniest thing I ever heard came from my DD, who was 6 at teh time. Bear with me.....

We had just finished the safari at AK, the one where you "chase down" the poachers. DD was 6 and really got into it. At the end, she was all chatty about how we had 'caught' the poachers. I really thought she was just playing along until she said, with hands on hips and in all seriousness:

"Mommy, why would *anyone* be stupid enough to be a poacher at Disney? They have to KNOW that they don't have enough places to hide here!"

We were right up front in the vehicle, about to end the ride. I think the guide just about busted a gut trying not to laugh - as did I.

 

[doodle]

For our family Disney MEANS funny stories and laughter so....here are a couple.

This past trip we heard a family at the MK the morning after Christmas.

The girl (10 or so): "Mommy, what are we going to do first? What should we go ride?"

Mother (Sounding tired already): "We don't have any plans. We'll just see where the wind takes us."

The park was SO crowded to capacity I said to my family, "I think the wind may take them to the Hall of Presidents!"



Another story from our family. 8 of us (3 Families) were in WDW in 2001. We had made up a song to sing, we had special necklaces to wear, etc. We also had a game. We had a little figurine of the Old Hag from Snow White. The object was to NOT be stuck with it at the end of each day. We did EVERY trick to each other to pass "the hag"....put it in the other's backpack, throw it onto the balcony of my mom, we even had the concierge CM deliver it to my sister! SO funny. Anyway, I think my favorite was when my daughter sweetly gave my sister a Disney World shopping bag and said, "I just had to get this for you." My sister was so touched. "OH you shouldn't have," etc. Then she opens the bag and, you guessed it! My sister looks at my daughter and says "Oh thanks - a hag in a bag!"

We still quote that line when we see my sister!! What great memories!

 

[pdarrah]

We have 2 kids now and you know what its more like "We have to take OURSELVES to Disney...the kids can come along, LOL"

This struck a chord! DH & I started visiting WDW twice per year about 11 or 12 years ago (I first saw the MK in January 1971 when I was 7 and FORCED DH there for our honeymoon 15 yrs ago...). When we were expecting our DS (he will be 6 in about a month) you wouldn't believe how many people (nearly everyone we knew!) kept asking us "Are you still going to take all those trips to Disney now?" It always made us laugh - why would we STOP because we had a child? Of course, we also spent the 1st couple years (DS's first visit was at 6 weeks!) with the same people telling us "You know he won't remember this." Did they think we should leave him at home? Back then, we were going for us and he enjoyed the lights, colors, etc. Now of course, he has our next trip planned and his "must do" list is longer than ours!

 

[Dreamflight]

Hi

This is my first post on these boards after reading them since last Nov! This has been my favorite thread and i check it every day! So I wanted my first post to be here! Everyone's stories have cracked me up so much

 

[doodle]

Just wanted to say "Welcome to the DIS!" to you, Dreamflight. Hope you have many happy hours on these boards!

 

[Dreamflight]

Thanks a lot Doodle

I really appreciate the welcome! One of the things that really struck me about these boards is how friendly everyone is and that made me really want to join the community! Not to mention I share a common interest...Disney!

My only regret is that I don't actually remember a funny overheard comment to contribute to this thread even though I'm sure I have heard many, but I'll get my memory working overtime on it!

 

[phillybeth]

Last Sunday at Trail's End Buffet my daughter was in the buffet line & comes back giggling. She pointed to the mom in line with her "about" 3-yr old DD & another DD she was carrying & tells me what happened.

Conversation went like this:

Mom (to 3-yr old): Honey, do you want a waffle?
DD: Are they Minnie Waffles
Mom: No, they're Mickey Waffles
DD: (stamps feet) But I want a Minnie Waffle
Mom: slaps a strawberry on top of Mickey's head & says "Here, now it's a Minnie Waffle".
DD: hops back to her table, happy she'll be eating a Minnie Waffle!!!

 

[lajones81]

OK, so it's not WDW related, but it is so cute. I went to my cousin's wedding last night and there was supposed to be a dove release. However, due to the cold weather (in Wisconsin) it couldn't happen. Another cousin (about 6 or 7 years old) said to her mom, "Mom, when I get married, can I have a dog release?" We were trying so hard not to crack up!

 

[heathriel]

This wasn't said *in* Disney, but I heard this joke last year when I went to see the comedian Lewis Black during my F&W Festival trip:

<Overheard in an IHOP>: If it wasn't for that horse, I never would have spent that year in college.

As his joke continues, he says "don't think about this too long, or it will stick in your brain and your brain will eventually explode." Truly, I've not forgotten him saying that, and I probably won't for a long, long time. Consequently, I try never to listen in on other people's conversations If I do happen to hear something wacky, I actually have been known to go up to people and ask them what they were talking about (and why I'm asking.)

 

[GrumpeyMom]

This was just too funny and I had to share.

On our first trip in 1998 my DS was 7. He was a fairly brave 7 and he decided to go on ToT with me. We both of course screamed our lungs out during the ride but he didn't have much to say about it after that so I thought he handled it okay....

Well, either later that night or the next day we were going to CR for dinner at Chef Mickey's. We got in the very crowded but quiet elevator to go up to the 4th floor, and all of a sudden my son says "WE'RE GONNA FALL!!!" Everyone in the elevator just lost it. DH and I still giggle about that one.

DS is now 14 and we're going back in December, whenever I ask him if he'll go on the "elevator" ride with me he says "NO WAY" and runs off.



Deidra
CBR 5/98
CBR 12/99
POR 12/05 - can't wait!!!

 

[CrazyChristie416]

Situation: You just get off Mission Space with your bf who is covered head to toe in his own vomit. You walk into the gift shop looking for a shirt to replace his vomit covered one. The following conversation occurs..

CM: Did YAll have a good trip
ME: Yeah it was great but someone got a little sick. (holding up shirt) Do you have this in a XL?
CM:No but I can special order one for you.

Crystal