Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[only1alexa]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink



That is THE funniest thing I've read on here ever.

OMG, DH couldn't figure out if I was laughing or crying at that one!!

 

[princesskelz]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink



That is THE funniest thing I've read on here ever.

omg!

 

[DisGal520]

First of all you have to be familiar with the Coronado Springs Resort's food market.

Then you have to picture yourself in line to get in for an early morning breakfast behind a very large guy on a cell phone.

Then you have to keep from falling over laughing when he says to his caller, "Where are you? I'm standing right here in the Peppercorn now!"




DisGal

 

[MyGoofy26]

That is so funny.......
My 4 yr old grandson calls "elevators" "alligators" !!
We were shopping last week and he kept asking to go on the "alligator" and when I said "elevator" he kept say "YES, gramma, that's what I said 'alligator'" Then he would just shake his head like "what is wrong with you!"

Too cute. Reminds me of my cousin a few years ago. She's 7 now, but when Finding Nemo first came out she had trouble saying his name. It was always Finding Memo. One day we were trying to teach her how to say it and no matter how many times we stressed the N, she kept saying Memo. Finally my aunt goes, 'No, NE-NE-NE, NEMO!" (all the while pointing to her knee to help make a connection) and my cousin goes, "NE-NE-NE, MEMO!"

We gave up.

 

[UrsulasShadow]

A couple years ago while in line at IASW, we were watching this family in front of us. It was a mom, dad, and son around 5 years old. The son was eating some cookies out of a bag and the dad was watching him eat every bite. The little fellow was not letting up on the cookies and the dad was just about to lick his lips waiting for the son to get full so he could have some. All of a sudden, the son drops a cookie on the ground... the dad bends over, picks up the cookie, quickly shoves it in his mouth, and states "five second rule!!!" My DS and DD looked down at how nasty the ground was and almost lost their lunch!!! Their eyes were huge and they were just staring at me like "did that really just happen?" All I could do was laugh. I laughed all the way through the ride!!!!

Okay, that was my DH.

 

[Sk8Leigh]

Too cute. Reminds me of my cousin a few years ago. She's 7 now, but when Finding Nemo first came out she had trouble saying his name. It was always Finding Memo. One day we were trying to teach her how to say it and no matter how many times we stressed the N, she kept saying Memo. Finally my aunt goes, 'No, NE-NE-NE, NEMO!" (all the while pointing to her knee to help make a connection) and my cousin goes, "NE-NE-NE, MEMO!"

We gave up.

Maybe it's the now 7 y.o. girls. A few years ago, my friend's little girl, who is also now 7, always said "meant" instead of "want". As in "I don't meant to!" Which, of course, she said a lot. Her mom was trying to get her to say it right, and she said, wa-wa-wa, and Sam said wa-wa-wa, then her mom said, woof-woof-woof, and Sam said woof-woof-woof. Then her mom said, want, and Sam said meant!

I don't get how that happens. (But it was very cute while it lasted. )

 

[MyGoofy26]

Maybe it's the now 7 y.o. girls. A few years ago, my friend's little girl, who is also now 7, always said "meant" instead of "want". As in "I don't meant to!" Which, of course, she said a lot. Her mom was trying to get her to say it right, and she said, wa-wa-wa, and Sam said wa-wa-wa, then her mom said, woof-woof-woof, and Sam said woof-woof-woof. Then her mom said, want, and Sam said meant!

I don't get how that happens. (But it was very cute while it lasted. )

Sometimes you just can't convince them otherwise!


Oh, another one from my cousin. Last year, mom and I did a trip and had ADRs at Crystal Palace. I was a little worried about feeling out of place just being two grown women and not into autographs or anything and came up with the idea to pick up postcards and have the characters sign. So on the way into the MK, I picked up two postcards - one for my cousin, and one for her brother. When we got home, I put a couple Disney stickers in the spot for a stamp and dropped them off in the mailbox while she was at school. So that afternoon, she gets home to a postcard from Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore and Piglet. She was thrilled.


Her mom called me the next day to tell me about breakfast that morning. She was standing in the kitchen, getting everyone's breakfast ready and the postcards are laying in the middle of the table. She sees my cousin just staring, very deep in though. After a minute, she finally asks, "Mama? How did Winnie the Pooh know where I live?" She said it wasn't in a doubtful way, but she was truly and completely amazed that Pooh could get her address.



And, might as well add another one from her. They finally made their first trip to WDW last January. She called us pretty much as soon as they got to the room - I think my uncle had said they'd been there for about 10 minutes. She was telling me all about the plane ride (her first) and the bus ride and all that. I asked her how she liked the hotel and she went on and on about how nice it was, how comfy the bed was . . ."But I haven't seen a SINGLE princess yet!"

 

[sandicinderelli]

Yep, I admit it, I hate telemarketers...In college, I lasted exactly 2 weeks as a telemarketer. I just felt "dirty", if that makes any sense. Calling people during dinner, laying on a sales pitch using a stupid script. Being paid to nag people during dinnertime is not my definition of a real job.

I couldn't agree with you more. But I think I've got you beat - I only lasted a week!

I was extremely uncomfortable on the job, after a couple of days of training. There has to be other ways to market products and services nowadays, especially with technology developing the way it is. My sister and I have reverted to just not answering the phone if we don't recognize the number on the caller ID. I hope your gutsy responses can rub off on me!

 

[Mr. Stitch]

During our last trip we ran across an unhappy DH with three kids and an equally unhappy DW. At one point during their bickering (while we continued to wonder how one could fight in WDW) she said ... "say whatever one more time." It had to be the funniest thing we had heard, at the time. It was one of our trip quotes!

 

[dwaters]

This isn't necessarily a funny comment, but something another guest told me happened to him which I thought was great. He was leaving a theme park (can't remember which one) after a full day in the park, and all he wanted to do was grab Disney transportation back to his hotel. Well, he wasn't watching where he was going and it was late, so he climbed onto the first Disney bus he saw in the parking lot. When he looked up, he noticed every single seat had a CM dressed as Mickey Mouse in it, and they were all holding their "heads" in one arm. Nobody said anything for a few seconds, and then he volunteers "Soooo....I guess you're not going back to my hotel then, are you?"

This seems less funny when I type it out, and maybe you had to be there, but to hear this guest tell that story made me laugh very, very hard. It's not every day you see something like that. I can't imagine where all those Mickeys were going though!

That is one crazy story -and provides for one heck of a visual image.
Definitely a "oops- wrong bus" moment.
I also wonder where all the Mickeys were going at the same time. Maybe some group CM training? I bet most of the "mice" were female.

 

[Disney1976]

That is one crazy story -and provides for one heck of a visual image.
Definitely a "oops- wrong bus" moment.
I also wonder where all the Mickeys were going at the same time. Maybe some group CM training? I bet most of the "mice" were female.

You know, he didn't say whether the "mice" were male or female, but from what I've heard, I tend to agree with you that most of them probably were female.

 

[lovedoggies]

We heard this on our trip last month.

A little boy who was probably about 4 or 5 and his mom were standing in line in front of us for popcorn. There was a very tall man up at the popcorn cart ordering. He was taking a long time for some reason. The little boy asked his mom quite a few times what was taking so long. His mom was trying to be nice about it and just said maybe he was ordering a lot of popcorn. The little boy then said, "I guess you need a lot to fill those legs".

Now that I type it up it doesnt sound so funny, but all of us in line were cracking up! We thought about it every time we passed a tall person, or a popcorn cart and we'd start laughing all over again.

 

[jdcthree]

We heard this on our trip last month.

A little boy who was probably about 4 or 5 and his mom were standing in line in front of us for popcorn. There was a very tall man up at the popcorn cart ordering. He was taking a long time for some reason. The little boy asked his mom quite a few times what was taking so long. His mom was trying to be nice about it and just said maybe he was ordering a lot of popcorn. The little boy then said, "I guess you need a lot to fill those legs".

Now that I type it up it doesnt sound so funny, but all of us in line were cracking up! We thought about it every time we passed a tall person, or a popcorn cart and we'd start laughing all over again.

No, it does sound funny. I can picture my son saying it and that makes is even more funny, lol.

 

[pkondz]

I couldn't agree with you more. But I think I've got you beat - I only lasted a week!

I was extremely uncomfortable on the job, after a couple of days of training. There has to be other ways to market products and services nowadays, especially with technology developing the way it is. My sister and I have reverted to just not answering the phone if we don't recognize the number on the caller ID. I hope your gutsy responses can rub off on me!

I've got you both beat! I stuck it out for just 3 hours. I personally love (ok, maybe not always) telemarketers. Why? I love to play with them (evil grin).

 

[pkondz]

And, might as well add another one from her. They finally made their first trip to WDW last January. She called us pretty much as soon as they got to the room - I think my uncle had said they'd been there for about 10 minutes. She was telling me all about the plane ride (her first) and the bus ride and all that. I asked her how she liked the hotel and she went on and on about how nice it was, how comfy the bed was . . ."But I haven't seen a SINGLE princess yet!"

What?!? 10 minutes and no princesses? What is the World coming to?

 

[doconeill]

What?!? 10 minutes and no princesses? What is the World coming to?

This past July, after checking in and heading over to Epcot, I said, "I've been here for two hours and I haven't won a Dream yet!".

Won one the next day...

 

[jaleaton]

DH and I are self proclaimed Disney Snobs so hearing the following was hysterical:

On a bus to MGM,

Person 1: "I really don't see the benefit of staying on site."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's probably just quicker to park instead of these buses."
Person 3: "So when we get there, we're just going to follow this map around in a circle, and we'll get everything in."

We couldn't decide which comment was funnier since we don't believe any of those comments.

 

[cmonroe]

DH and I are self proclaimed Disney Snobs so hearing the following was hysterical:

On a bus to MGM,

Person 1: "I really don't see the benefit of staying on site."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's probably just quicker to park instead of these buses."
Person 3: "So when we get there, we're just going to follow this map around in a circle, and we'll get everything in."

We couldn't decide which comment was funnier since we don't believe any of those comments.

It's mean to say, but that is music to my ears. That means more availability for us!

 

[unicorn1]

A couple was just coming off the monorail exit ramp at TTC. The husband was looking around and says to his wife "You mean this isn't EPCOT? Where the (heck) are we?"

Clearly they hadn't done much homework.

 

[GeminiAngel]

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