Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Your sister sounds like ME.. I love the 80s too...but then I lived em!(not sure how old your sis is.. )

 

[MandaLioness]

Your sister sounds like ME.. I love the 80s too...but then I lived em!(not sure how old your sis is.. )

We're products of the 80s. She usually wears all this jewelry that she "borrowed" from our mum that's from the 80s. Which leads to another funny comment... "I feel naked without my bracelets." She leaves all of her jewelry at home when we go on trips because, like I said, it's "borrowed" and she doesn't want to loose it.

Here's another one! We were at the Festival of the Lion King show with my friend. Now the two of us are HUGE Lion King fans, my sister had already been putting up with our craziness all day, and I think she was at the end of her rope. After the show we were in deep conversation about the show and how awesome it was and I hear her go "I can deal with one Lion King nut, but now there are two of them and I'm going crazy!"

 

[marivaid]

"Why are we standing here? We can see dolphins anytime." And proceeds to walk off towards the manatees. She's right though. We both work at SeaWorld.

That is just HILARIOUS.
How lucky you guys are to be working at Seaworld !!

 

[declansdad]

One evening on our last trip,we were standing at bag check waiting to get into EPCOT. I heard a gentleman behind me say "That's cool. How long will it take to wash off?" I realized that he was talking to me and he was asking about a Pirate Donald tattoo on my calf. I said I hope it never washes off. He looked at me for a second and then I told him it was real.

 

[pirate_faeirie85]

so when my sis and I went to Animal Kingdom we were walking through the Maharajah Jungle Trek, when some of the things in my backpack shifted and was hitting my back to the point of annoyance. Well anyways my sis was trying to get a pic of the tiger and she was battling all those peeps and I just went off to the corner to resituate my stuff that shifted. I had to take out my unopened granola bar because it was in the way, when I hear " NO EATING ON THE TRAIL!" from one of cast members. I looked at her and just continued with what I was doing. Then she says it again. But by that time the sis was done with the picture of the TIGER and she says "it's a tiger, why would it want a granola bar? Tigers don't eat granola!"

 

[MandaLioness]

so when my sis and I went to Animal Kingdom we were walking through the Maharajah Jungle Trek, when some of the things in my backpack shifted and was hitting my back to the point of annoyance. Well anyways my sis was trying to get a pic of the tiger and she was battling all those peeps and I just went off to the corner to resituate my stuff that shifted. I had to take out my unopened granola bar because it was in the way, when I hear " NO EATING ON THE TRAIL!" from one of cast members. I looked at her and just continued with what I was doing. Then she says it again. But by that time the sis was done with the picture of the TIGER and she says "it's a tiger, why would it want a granola bar? Tigers don't eat granola!"

I think what's so funny about that is the stupid thing wasn't even open and she was yelling at you across the little pathway patio thing. Must have tingled her granola sense.

 

[Garee]

Any time I hear people wonder why the lines are so long

 

[Kimberly815]

We just got back from WDW. My Dad (who lives in FL) joined us for a few days, but my Mom couldn't get the time off work.

One day, on our way to Mickey's Not So Scarey Halloween Party, we hear him telling my mom on the phone that we are going to Mickey's Not Quite Terrifying Halloween Party and that he is going to look for something with Jack Skellobrain on it to buy for her (my Mom loves Jack Skellington and the Nightmare before Christmas)!

It seems everything we did he ALMOST got the name right- but was always off by just enough to get a chuckle out of the rest of us.

 

[RoyalRoseBlue]

2) On our first day this past January, my sister and I decided to go to EPCOT while we waited for my friend's already very delayed flight to arrive. We had heard from the nice CM at Pop's gift shop that Soarin' frequently ran out of Fastpasses pretty early. So we planned to head straight for the land to ride it before it got too bad. We get over there, see that the line is only 20 minutes long so we get in line. It ended up being shorter than that but whatever. I was so excited that about halfway through I just started singing that Breaking Free song from HSM (you know the part that goes "Soarin'! Flyin'!") at the top of my lungs. People were staring. I had that song in my head the rest of the day and everytime someone would mention Soarin', I'd burst into song.

I'm at my desk laughing so hard, I'm crying now! That is awesome. I'm gonna think of you when I'm on that ride now!

 

[sunlover13]

These are funny, keep them coming!

Here's one for the adults:

We were trying to teach DD(4 - almost 5) the names of the different parks. Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, and MGM..........

So, we are on the bus ride home and I asked her what park we were just at with the big ball.

She yells, "Epcock!"

Needless to say, every adult on the bus was laughing..........

 

[Mr. Stitch]

Cast member in the land on 10/02 said, "I only talk to people with kids." Maybe not funny Ha-Ha, more sad what tha?

 

[JacknSally]

Haunted Mansion stretching room - lights go out, corpse dangles above, everybody screams. In the silence afterwards this guy says "Oh my gawd, they killed Kenny".

well, it only took me til page 98 - but this is the one that made me actually LOL!!

 

[HallGirl]

At Mouse Gear in Epcot: a dad is pushing his kid in a stroller through the store and the kid asks if it's a ride. The dad replies "Yes it's a ride. It's called an air-conditioned ride"

 

[nataliela]

We were at the Rainforest in Downtown Disney. They had a table next to us with a mom, dad, 3 boys probably aged 10-4. All the males had the "mullet" haircut (business in the front, party in the back-billy ray cirus type) and my dad blurts out "look, it's a whole school of mullets!"

Also my dad hates its a small world, he went on it once and never again. On my first time there I picked out a little umbrella with my name written on it. Before we went in line to see small world, he took my umbrella and said "if you come out singing that song *points at me and opens my umbrella* as if he is going to stick it down my throat! When we came out he had the umbrella waiting for me. Last time I was on it I called him to say hello! ( the boat was empty)

 

[ntsammy5]

All the males had the "mullet" haircut (business in the front, party in the back-billy ray cirus type) and my dad blurts out "look, it's a whole school of mullets!"

Were they Canadian?

 

[Boncho]

Were they Canadian?

NOT A CHANCE!!

 

[HeyNowFL]

Cast member in the land on 10/02 said, "I only talk to people with kids." Maybe not funny Ha-Ha, more sad what tha?

That is hilarious.

 

[inkkognito]

We always go to Kmart before we go to our hotel in Disney and on my youngest daughter's first trip to Disney she ran in the doors at Kmart yelling "Ariel - where's Ariel!! She thought the Kmart was Disney World.

Reminds me somehow of my favorite Jack Handey quote:

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

My husband refuses to allow me to do this to my nephews when they visit us here in FL.

 

[pkondz]

Reminds me somehow of my favorite Jack Handey quote:

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

My husband refuses to allow me to do this to my nephews when they visit us here in FL.

I love that one! "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone."

 

[Davidsmommy]

On TOT the other day, the young woman I was sitting next to said, "ooohhh, science is scary" when the e=mc2 came up.