Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Piglets Mommy]

Had to get this great thread back up top

 

[inkkognito]

My family (DH, DD8 and DD5) were at BB with my DSis and my nephew, age 4. He was not having the best of days.. He was a little grumpy to say the least. He was not interested in having any fun or participating with the rest of us. His mother was getting more and more frustrated by the moment. While we were standing in line to ride the ski lift up the mountain, she had finally had it with his attitude.... She said, I am sick and tired of all this complaining and your ugly attitude.... At age 4 he looked up at her and said, Well, I am sick and tired of listening to you!

ROLF! That reminds me of my nephew...this didn't happen at WDW, but it cracked me up. My family is bunch of dramatic yellers and smackers, and when my nephew was three, my sister-in-law was chasing him around with a wooden spoon to swat him. She was yelling and swiping at him, and he crawled under the coffee table, where she got him trapped. The kid was 3...he looked her in the eyes and said, "You may have won the battle, but I will win the war!"

 

[TMB1203]

ROLF! That reminds me of my nephew...this didn't happen at WDW, but it cracked me up. My family is bunch of dramatic yellers and smackers, and when my nephew was three, my sister-in-law was chasing him around with a wooden spoon to swat him. She was yelling and swiping at him, and he crawled under the coffee table, where she got him trapped. The kid was 3...he looked her in the eyes and said, "You may have won the battle, but I will win the war!"

That's hilarious!

 

[Atchley]

Ok this one made me & my friend & several others laugh.

Ok we just get done at Fantasmic & as we are headed out of the stadium, there are like 20-30 people wearing brightly colored Disney shirts & screaming loudly. We get away & head towards RNRC, when we get there we encounter these people who now are screaming things about Finance & what not. I look over as i'm about to enter the doors to G Force & yell out to them, "You tell 'em Steve Dave" in my best Fanboy from Mallrats voice. Clearly had several people & one of the CM's laughing at that one. One of them looks over & the rest immediately get quiet noticeably embarrassed. Shame, we never saw the Finance people again.

That is great! We are HUGE Kevin Smith fans and we use that line all the time!

 

[Teresa Pitman]

I was walking past the Carousel and heard a cast member announce: "Please don't beat your horses with the seatbelt straps; it will not make them go any faster."

Completely cracked me up!

Another thing - not in WDW - but very definitely related: As I was coming through customs at the airport on this trip, the customs agent asked me where I was going. I explained that I was going to WDW, on my own, for vacation. She looked very disbelieving and said "Why would you go to Disney World by yourself. Adults don't go to Disney World alone, it's for kids." I was seriously quite worried that she was going to stop me from getting on the plane because she did NOT believe that an adult woman would go there alone.

I should have just directed her to the disboards, I guess.

Teresa

 

[castleeto]

I was walking down Main Street last November, and this was the conversation of two 20something girls in front of me:

Girl 1: The castle seems alot bigger than I remember it.

Girl 2: Yeah, it used to be smaller when they first opened, but they got alot of complaints, so they tore it down a little while ago and rebuilt it to be bigger.

Girl 1: Really?

Girl 2: Yeah, people come to Disneyworld expecting to see the big castle, and when it was small, people were really upset and Disney lost alot of money.

Girl 1: Oh, that makes sense. I knew it looked different!

They were DEAD SERIOUS. My sister and I laugh at alot of people's mistaken comments in WDW and DL, but that one was so ridiculous it just left us stunned!

 

[mabenoab]

At MGM last week, about 1/2 hour before closing, a dad pushing a stroller walked by us and we heard the little one inside whining..."but..Daaad...where are we goooooing?"

and tired, worn out Dad wearily replied, "Crazy...and getting there fast."



Then, on the bus back from Epcot to the resort on our last night, there was a screaming (and I mean, this kid had lungs!!) toddler on the bus. A man with a thick Irish accent was heard to say (when the bus suddenly went quiet).."ah, another happy child at Disney!"

 

[melmlantz]

At MGM last week, about 1/2 hour before closing, a dad pushing a stroller walked by us and we heard the little one inside whining..."but..Daaad...where are we goooooing?"

and tired, worn out Dad wearily replied, "Crazy...and getting there fast."

I only hope that I someday am that witty!

(buummp!)

Most of my examples are more cute-funny than ROFL funny...

1) Waiting in line for the ride in Norway, a father hands his 4-5ish year old daughter a slushy-type drink, and she exclaims, "MMMM, Sludge!"

2) ToT, DH and I (well, I) are/am seated next to a single-rider British girl who is in her mid-twenties, and clearly is new to ToT. (She is next to the wall, I am between DH and her.) She is clutching my arm the whole time, and I think it's silly--except I forgot myself how intense the drop is!! In the photo, you can see her and I clinging onto each other for dear life, and screaming into each other's faces!! (As well, you can see my merchandise flying around--oops!) Priceless, what perfect timing. I should have purchased that photo.

3) MNSSHP06, DH is Captain Jack Sparrow (and a dead-ringer for him, if I say so!) All evening, kids were excited to see him and would yell, "CAPTAIN JACK! CAPTAIN JACK!"

On the bus back to Pop, however, this adorable and very tired 3ish year old girl was simply terrified of him. She was sitting with her grandmother right in front of where he was standing, and could only stare in terror. He had been holding a stuffed Boo To You Mickey Mouse, and he tried to amuse her with it--at which point she squealed, "MUCKEY MOUSE!" Most adorable thing ever! (Her grandmother explained that since she cannot say Mickey, she says Mucky)

4) Heading back to Pop after a night at the parks, on the bus next to me is this British family, with their little boy of about 4 sitting next to me. Within minutes, the little boy had completely slumped onto me and fallen asleep! The father repeatedly and quietly apologized, and offered to wake him up, but I said it was fine. Poor kid--so tuckered out!!

5) Hope no one is offended here, lol--this may have also been a "You had to be there" thing. On the bus back to Pop (noticing a trend? haha.) DH and I had struck up conversations with different people, all of whom happened to be local to us. We're from PA, and there can be a bit of animosity between PA/NJ people. I don't remember why or exactly what I said, but I said something to the effect of "No, I would NOT go into New Jersey for ANYTHING, unless I absolutely HAD to. I can't STAND NJ." in a clearly disgusted voice... just as DH's conversation partner said to him, "Allentown, huh? I'm from Phillipsburg(NJ)!" oops! (And sorry to any NJ'ites!)

6) Finally... and my absolute favorite... January 2005 (DH's first WDW trip!). Late in the evening, DH and I were taking a bus from CBR to DTD. There were very few people on the bus, but the bus driver was the most entertaining guy EVER. For the ENTIRE RIDE, without stopping, he kept going on... in a hilarious announcer-type voice, talking about his DTD travels, in the manner of,
"I don't do doors!!... I don't do windows!!!!... I only do DOOOOOWN TOOOOOWN DISNEY!"

Oh it was the most fantastic thing EVER. DH and I say that ALL the time now--especially when actually en route to DOOOOWN TOOOOWN DISNEY (hehehe). I wish I had his name.... does this guy sound familiar to anybody???

I wish I could remember more!! Eek! Next time, next time...

 

[melmlantz]

(bummmmpp!)

 

[Adamm]

Its not a comment, but there was an asian woman about 85 yrs old, and her shirt, in huge letters on the front said EAT S%$T!

Se did not speak a word of english, somebody must havetold her itsaid Mickey mouse or something.

oh my! haha that is hilarious.

 

[ahowanitz]

We were at Cape May for the character breakfast and this 7ish yo boy kept yyelling" hey squirrel you didn't sign my book" to Chip.

That is TOO cute. It is so true...kid's say the darndest things!

 

[goinback]

Oops

 

[goinback]

Its not a comment, but there was an asian woman about 85 yrs old, and her shirt, in huge letters on the front said EAT S%$T!

Se did not speak a word of english, somebody must havetold her itsaid Mickey mouse or something.

I nearly wet myself laughing at this one!

 

[keahgirl8]

Subscribing! These are hilarious!

 

[Disneymoon678]

In the bathrooms at the Beach Club, around the corner from Cape May:

A mother had brought her son, maybe 4-ish, into the bathroom with her and let him go into the stall alone to do his business. Shortly after he began to tinkle, the automatic flusher went off and suddenly, we hear him cry out in a very distressed voice, "HEYYYY! I wasn't finished yetttttt!"


We still get mileage out of that one.

 

[Scoobmuzic]

On the way into the MK on Sunday my DH and I were walking past this tour group apparently planning where to meet later and as we walk by one of them says "ok, so we all meet at 4:00 at the Matterhorn"

 

[Davscotcar]

We went to ice cool in Epcot last week and were trying the drinks. As we left, this other couple were stopped by a woman who asked what it was. The woman replied "It's free soda from all over the world. Do you know what try the Beverly one as that is fabulous!" I couldn't help but burst out laughing and so did her dh, to which the woman hurriedly said "No no I am joking!" But it made me chuckle. Wished I had hung about to see what the woman did.

 

[mickeymouse1017]

We had just passed through the gates at Animal Kingdom yesterday when the family in front of us stopped to look at their map. Their ds who looked to be about 10 lets out a sigh and says, "oh man, are we lost already, we are always lost, I can't believe we are lost already!" Everyone around started laughing as his mother explained to him that they knew where they currently were but were looking for where they wanted to go. Poor kid!

 

[emer95]

I absolutely love reading these! I have been laughing out loud at so many of them! Here are mine:

1) Two years ago my little girl turned 5 while we were in WDW. The night before her b-day we were watching the parade at MK. She was tired and had her head in my lap. I was stroking her hair and telling her how this was the last time I'd ever have a 4 year old, and how special and beautiful and smart she was. I stopped talking for a second and she lifted her head and said, "Keep going."

2) We came out of a bathroom at Animal Kingdom, and she told her Daddy with GREAT enthusiasm, "Daddy! I am so glad we came to Disney World! They have a hand dryer in there that almost blew my skin right off!"

3) When we were on Dinosaur at AK, and the big T-rex had the smaller dinosaur in his mouth, my daughter turned to me with terror in her eyes and asked hopefully, "That's just how the Mommy dinosaur carries her baby, right?" We didn't have the heart to tell her the truth!

 

[emer95]

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