Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Sk8Leigh]

My 2-year-old granddaughter had been running around in one of the Fort Wilderness stores, and she fell and smacked her head on the floor. She's very fair-skinned, so this left a big red bump on her forehead. A while later, after we'd picked up our purchases and were getting ready to pay for them. The CM at the cash register said to my granddaughter: "Oh, how did you hurt your head?" She said "Like this!" and ran across the floor, then threw herself down, once again smacking her head on the floor. The funniest part was the horrified expression on the CM's face.

OMG, too funny!!!

 

[tiggerwannabe]

We're just back from an amazingly wonderful five days - and here's one of my funny moments.

My 2-year-old granddaughter had been running around in one of the Fort Wilderness stores, and she fell and smacked her head on the floor. She's very fair-skinned, so this left a big red bump on her forehead. A while later, after we'd picked up our purchases and were getting ready to pay for them. The CM at the cash register said to my granddaughter: "Oh, how did you hurt your head?" She said "Like this!" and ran across the floor, then threw herself down, once again smacking her head on the floor. The funniest part was the horrified expression on the CM's face.

Teresa

 

[pednurse]

We're just back from an amazingly wonderful five days - and here's one of my funny moments.

My 2-year-old granddaughter had been running around in one of the Fort Wilderness stores, and she fell and smacked her head on the floor. She's very fair-skinned, so this left a big red bump on her forehead. A while later, after we'd picked up our purchases and were getting ready to pay for them. The CM at the cash register said to my granddaughter: "Oh, how did you hurt your head?" She said "Like this!" and ran across the floor, then threw herself down, once again smacking her head on the floor. The funniest part was the horrified expression on the CM's face.

Teresa

Oh, I would have loved to see the CM's face!

 

[Syrreal]

My 2-year-old granddaughter had been running around in one of the Fort Wilderness stores, and she fell and smacked her head on the floor. She's very fair-skinned, so this left a big red bump on her forehead. A while later, after we'd picked up our purchases and were getting ready to pay for them. The CM at the cash register said to my granddaughter: "Oh, how did you hurt your head?" She said "Like this!" and ran across the floor, then threw herself down, once again smacking her head on the floor. The funniest part was the horrified expression on the CM's face.

Not only did I just LOL but I read this to DH and he laughed out loud too!

 

[larkles]

Oh how thankful I am for this thread tonight

I have tears running down my face and can't stop laughing

DH thinks I am insane!

 

[Narnian_Princess]

We're just back from an amazingly wonderful five days - and here's one of my funny moments.

My 2-year-old granddaughter had been running around in one of the Fort Wilderness stores, and she fell and smacked her head on the floor. She's very fair-skinned, so this left a big red bump on her forehead. A while later, after we'd picked up our purchases and were getting ready to pay for them. The CM at the cash register said to my granddaughter: "Oh, how did you hurt your head?" She said "Like this!" and ran across the floor, then threw herself down, once again smacking her head on the floor. The funniest part was the horrified expression on the CM's face.

Teresa

OMG!

 

[MomToAp1699]

Hello Everyone, The funniest thing I heard when I was in Disney last week came from my son.

We where sitting behind Classic Hall at Pop Century waiting for my husband to bring out our food. It was our last day so we where trying to finish up our credits. For some reason today the trash cans outside where massively overflowing as where the birds. All the sudden a crow flys over and steals a waffle out of the side of the trash can and knocks it down onto the ground where this crow and about 20 others begin taking turns taking tiny little bites and then flying off to eat a few feet away. Occasionally there was a bird fight if two tried at the same time but for the most part all the crows shared the waffle with no issue. This went on for a good 20 minutes then all the sudden out of nowhere swoops down this big seagall. He lands right next to the waffle.. Looks around him as all the crows scatter a few more feet away, leans down. Picks up the waffle and flys off with it. My sons reponse "Well, That settles that doesnt it"

 

[adabob]

This was kinda funny but
In mgm by Star Tours and the person comes up to the CM and askes if the street when you first enter is that called Main Street and the CM goes no
I tought that that was funny but that is the Main Street but it is not called Main Street

 

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Ah! I just remembered the story I wanted to share. DH and I had just gotten off Everest and were wandering through AK, enjoying the various island habitats for primates. There was a young zookeeper in the waters of the siamang exhibit who was telling a crowd of onlookers about the play habits of the monkeys. There are a number of columns edging the lagoon around the siamangs' island, and connect to the island via ropes that the siamangs enjoy using for play. Now, they can't climb down the columns as they are engineered like bird feeders designed to keep out squirrels, with the terminus of the rope above a large platform curved slighly up. Well, one day, an older siamang had followed a young, inexperienced one to the top of a column, and the older siamang had tried to play too roughly with the younger, and the younger fell. She must have landed in the soft bushes underneath the column, and was unhurt, but probably was very confused. It was very early in the day, so the park wasn't crowded yet, so no one saw her fall or came to retrieve her. However, a guest in line for Kali River Rapids a few feet away suddenly felt a pull on her belt, only to look down and see a brown, furry face peering up at her hopefully, and a little hand holding her belt for safety. The guest had the presence of mind to remain calm and wave down the Kali CM, who radioed for help. The keeper came and took the siamang by the hand and led her back to her exhibit. While waiting for her keeper, the siamang kept a firm and trusting hold on the guest's belt and patiently bided her time. I only wish it had been me!

Aw,how sweet! I'd have loved to have been the one she was hanging onto!

 

[WDWHeather]

Hello Everyone, The funniest thing I heard when I was in Disney last week came from my son.

We where sitting behind Classic Hall at Pop Century waiting for my husband to bring out our food. It was our last day so we where trying to finish up our credits. For some reason today the trash cans outside where massively overflowing as where the birds. All the sudden a crow flys over and steals a waffle out of the side of the trash can and knocks it down onto the ground where this crow and about 20 others begin taking turns taking tiny little bites and then flying off to eat a few feet away. Occasionally there was a bird fight if two tried at the same time but for the most part all the crows shared the waffle with no issue. This went on for a good 20 minutes then all the sudden out of nowhere swoops down this big seagall. He lands right next to the waffle.. Looks around him as all the crows scatter a few more feet away, leans down. Picks up the waffle and flys off with it. My sons reponse "Well, That settles that doesnt it"

That's adorable! What a crack-up!

 

[KingdomHearts]

We're just back from an amazingly wonderful five days - and here's one of my funny moments.

My 2-year-old granddaughter had been running around in one of the Fort Wilderness stores, and she fell and smacked her head on the floor. She's very fair-skinned, so this left a big red bump on her forehead. A while later, after we'd picked up our purchases and were getting ready to pay for them. The CM at the cash register said to my granddaughter: "Oh, how did you hurt your head?" She said "Like this!" and ran across the floor, then threw herself down, once again smacking her head on the floor. The funniest part was the horrified expression on the CM's face.

Teresa

OMG! That is so funny!

 

[cmonroe]

We just recently returned from our grand gatherings of 16. We had 8 adults and 8 children. Well you can imagine how many times everyone had to make bathroom breaks and how many times the women and girls would have to wait in the ladies line to the restroom. Well after a while, my sister started referring to the restroom as the "Great Restroom Ride". It caught on and we referred to it that way the rest of the trip. You should have seen some of the inquisitive looks we would get when one of us would ask to the sixteen, "Who wants to visit the Great Bathroom Ride?"

 

[cmonroe]

I was in EPCOT today in Morocco and this husband and wife were walking up to the camel and the husband said "What country is this" without missing a beat the wife replied "MOSCOW!!!!!" she was serious!!!

I'd love to see a camel in Moscow. Think they hook snowplows up to them?

LOL.

That and we all forgot that Moscow was a country!!!

 

[BeautyNBeast]

Yesterday, we were at AK waiting in line to see Lilo and Stitch. The lady behind us (who had 2 daughters) asked us how long it takes to take a picture with them. I responded, well people want autographs too. A few minutes later, she asked us if she can go ahead of us because FOTLK was about to start and her husband was waiting for them. I said I did not care (it was just me and my DH). Anyways, the funny thing was, her kids probably took longer than any other child up there, because she kept taking photos and more photos and more photos.

 

[larkles]

My grandparents took my sister and I, along with some friends of theirs, to the Magic Kingdom for the day. My sister and I convinced them all to go on Thunder Mountain - my grandparents knew it was a roll ercoaster, and they both like them. Their friends didn't apparently know what it was, and we must have never mentioned that it was a rollercoaster. We get on the train, and just as the ride starts, my grandmother's friend starts yelling "Oh my God, this train has no driver!!" And then she screamed through the entire ride. She thought we were going on a train ride

Jen

Baaahaaaahaaaa

 

[TBGOES2DISNEY]

I haven't made it all the way through this thread yet. I use it as a pick-me-up when I'm feeling the Disney blues.

I'm glad I have one to add though! It's more cute than really funny. It's about Disney, not at Disney.

My 3 and 5 yo dds are always asking when we can go back again. (All of us had our first trip in Sep 06.) Well a week or so ago, my 5 yo comes up to me and says, "Mommy, when can we go back to Disney World again?" Before I could get out my standard "Someday" or "Soon, I hope," she said, "Because I really liked riding those buses everyday!"

 

[KingdomHearts]

Forget the rides.... bring on the busses!! That is soo cute!

 

[Kimberly815]

This didn't happen at Disney- but is Disney related.

Yesterday, my DH and I went to NYC to see the 3pm show of Beauty and the Beast (wanted to make sure to see it before it closing). There was a cute Mom and Daughter next to us. The daughter had brought her Belle doll with her and kept asking when the show would start so she could see Belle.

Well the show starts, and the little girl was obviously enjoying it. Every once in a while something cute would just pop out of her mouth- just loud enough for us to hear.

We get to the part where Maurice is running into the Tavern to tell Gaston and everyone that the Beast is keeping Belle locked up- and Gaston and everyone in the tavern start laughing at Maurice, saying he is crazy. Well, just as they all stop laughing, my DH and I hear the little girl next to us say "Hey! That's not funny!"



We tried to keep out giggles silent, but it didn't work too well!

 

[sl_underwood]

Just wanted to add our funny moments...

One evening at Crystal Palace we saw a middle aged woman jump on Piglet and wrap her legs around his waist. Poor Piglet nearly lost his head. The funniest reaction was my dds (she was 9 at the time) she screamed "Lady, leave piglet alone!"
and then to us "Can you believe an old lady would act like that, geez whats wrong with her?"

Another funny, happened on Expedition Everest, DD, 12 at the time, started screaming as the ride had just began its descent "Daddy make it stop!" Of course dh could do nothing but tell her it would be okay. We tease her because once it was over it became her favorite ride. Granted, we probably should have planned better so everest wasnt her first coaster.

 

[jonslola]

My DS(10) will KILL me, but last year we were in line to ride EE. We were all VERY excited, as it was our first time riding it. Well, DS was thrilled when he got to ride in the FRONT. While standing there, he looked at the people in line in front of him and said,' I'm so excited, I just far--d!" Needless to say I was, and And the people just looked at him and turned around. I guess he was just delirious with joy?