going on the monorail to the magic kingdom two weeks ago - a woman with two children are sitting opposite me.
the youngest boy - about five or six - smells a funny smell and turns to his mother and says ;' Mummy did you just fart - it smells like one of yours.'
My DW is a very petite 5' and a quarter inch and young looking so often gets mistaken for a child.
On last years trip to MK the fire chief came out of the barn and grabbed DS and his cousin for a picture, he then looks straight at DW and says "hey lets get all the kids in the photo"
This year on the flight home Virgin always bring round the kids meals first, the steward walks up the aisle obviously looking at row numbers while carrying the trays. When he gets to us he looks at us, looks at his list and says "Sorry sir we only have one kids meal booked for this row". I replied, "That's OK my WIFE didn't want one anyway". His face was a picture.
Everyone around him was cracking up and my DH said to him as we passed by "the bathroom is that way" and pointed to the bathrooms by the Grotto. The guy just laughed. I can definitely relate, too! At a new job a couple of years ago they took me out to lunch on my first day, and the waitress offered me the children's menu! And i was 31!
) The guy at the counter snapped at me that minors were not allowed to pick up their own tickets without an adult present. I told him I was not a minor and he snorted and said "What are you, 14?" When I showed him my license that clearly had my birth year on it - which made me 20 - he was very apologetic.
We were in AK last August. It was pretty hot. There was an English family there (Grandma, Grandpa, Mom, Dad, and their 2/3 year old son). The poor kid was having a meltdown while the Grandparents and the Mother were right in his face trying to calm him down - making silly faces, offering him his toys, water, ect. He was having none of it, and screaming at the top of his lungs. Obviously steaming at the site of his wife and inlaws crowding the howling boy, the Father reaches in, grabs the kid by the arm with one hand, pulls him clear..........and in a perfect British accent howls, "Let the child cry on his own accord!!!!!" Then lights up a cigarrette.
Good show!!!
Bloody good show!!!
Yes, me too! Several years ago I was at the airport trying to pick up my plane ticket for a flight I was about to take (to WDW!
(Actually, it was my birthday!)
My sister took her kids on the peter pan ride,and when it was done my niece
looked at her mother and said" I how come we didnt see michael jackson?"
On the bus to MK from ASM, obvious first timer family was behind us, the mom said (pointing to Swan and Dolphin) "LOOK, THERE IS THE POLYNESIAN AND THE OTHER ONE IS THE GRAND FLORIDIAN." She also wondered where the monorail was, so they could go over there and catch a ride on it.
Sometimes the comments by the newbies who think they know it all make me laugh so hard. I am glad I remember to take my Detrol before I go or I would have an accident from laughing so hard. I was once a newbie to WDW and I am sure I made some people laugh, but sometimes these people are actually offended if you tell them the correct answers. 
Wow. These are hilarious.
