Fun Stuff: Yavn's Press Confrence

[Someybody]

That Hailey&Jake thing that WDWfan posted was funny, and it snapped an idea into my head. So here it is:

Announcer: Now, Seth, aka: Yavn, will step up to the podium to answer questions for the press
(Press applauses)
Yavn: Hello everyone, and let the questions begin
Press person: Seth, is it true all your servers are in Flordia?
Yavn: No. All our servers are located in Burbank, California with the rest of teh Disney Online servers.
Press Person: Why do people say they are your daughters?
Yavn: I guess because they want to be famous?
(press laughs)
Press Person: Is it ture that you drink Orange Juice?
Yavn: Yes. I drink it in front of the Gremany Stall for no good reason
Press Person: When will the new colors for the space suit magic come out?
Yavn: (shrugs) who knows. Nobody knows exept those guys that we lock up in the programing room
Press person: Hi Bob, why are you up there?
Yavn: I'm not Bob.
Announcer: Everyone please stand up. A crowd has gathered out side and has broken in. Seth, get ready to run.
Yavn: Ok.
(Crowd breaks through double doors in back of the room)
Crowd: Yavn!!!!!!!
Yavn: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
(Yavn runs out of the room and gets into his Ford Excursion)


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Please post more questions so I can make yavn say something weird.

 

[Baseballmaniac]

Uh.. Not as funny as Haley and jake.

 

[Baseballmaniac]

Let me try one:The Rage Of The Staff.

Host_Sparky: i dont think yavn pays us enough!
VMK_Smiles: Yeah i mean he only gives us 3 cents a day.
( Host Sparky and VMK_Smiles march into Yavns Office.)
Yavn they both yell out! You dont pay us enough!
Yavn: Chill
Sparky and Smiles: How???
Yavn: Look i pay for your computer bills and Give you free stuff on VMK. What more can you ask for?
( Sparky gets so mad He Quits.)
VMK_Smiles: Well if Sparky Quits then I QUIT!
yavn: fine then quit.
Later by the cofee Machine:
HOST_Hula: Hey I heard Sparky and Smiles quit because they hated yavn.
VMK_Flamingo: Nah, thats just a rumor they really quit because they were barely payed.
HOST_Hula: Well, we are barely payed...
VMK_Flamingo: This Means WAR!
( Hula and Flamingo go tell everybody about Sparky and Smiles, soon everyone quits leaving Yavn to the blame. Disney fires him and VMK gets over taken by... ( YOU FILL IN THE BLANK!)

 

[PurpleDucky]

Let me try one:The Rage Of The Staff.

Host_Sparky: i dont think yavn pays us enough!
VMK_Smiles: Yeah i mean he only gives us 3 cents a day.
( Host Sparky and VMK_Smiles march into Yavns Office.)
Yavn they both yell out! You dont pay us enough!
Yavn: Chill
Sparky and Smiles: How???
Yavn: Look i pay for your computer bills and Give you free stuff on VMK. What more can you ask for?
( Sparky gets so mad He Quits.)
VMK_Smiles: Well if Sparky Quits then I QUIT!
yavn: fine then quit.
Later by the cofee Machine:
HOST_Hula: Hey I heard Sparky and Smiles quit because they hated yavn.
VMK_Flamingo: Nah, thats just a rumor they really quit because they were barely payed.
HOST_Hula: Well, we are barely payed...
VMK_Flamingo: This Means WAR!
( Hula and Flamingo go tell everybody about Sparky and Smiles, soon everyone quits leaving Yavn to the blame. Disney fires him and VMK gets over taken by... ( YOU FILL IN THE BLANK!)

A bag of Baked Lays!

 

[Baseballmaniac]

LOL i wasnt thinking of that!