Ok as some of you know, I recently got transferred to the Discovery Center and I am the new Intern Vet helping raise the baby dinosaurs! Now in my few days I've noticed something. We at the Discovery Center will theme till we die. When you enter Jurassic Park Dinosaurs ARE REAL, and we will argue with you about it till either you give up, or we see that you will not give in and will just walk away.
Now as some of you know, every so often a Handler and a escort will come out into the park with a baby triceratops! Usually Savannah! and I've run into the most annoying thing I've ever encountered at my job. Why do people feel the need to attempt to disprove the reality that our Dinosaurs are real? We have heard Ridiculous statements in an attempt to prove that our Dinosaurs aren't real. Just today I had a young skeptical girl searching for Savannah's butthole to prove if she was real or not! Does anybody share in my train of thought that this is plain ridiculous? Or parent's demanding that us Vets tell their children that Dinosaurs are not real and we are just doing our jobs and everything we said and everything we do is fake. (this all has happened to me PERSONALLY, I'm sure my fellow Vets have a library worth of guest situations similar to this.
And for my protection and the Companys Protection, These views, opinions, or statements do not represent the Opinion of the Universtal Studios Family and Company including its management, employees, and Affiliates. These Views, Opinions, or statements represent the opinion of the sole employee who wrote them.
Now as some of you know, every so often a Handler and a escort will come out into the park with a baby triceratops! Usually Savannah! and I've run into the most annoying thing I've ever encountered at my job. Why do people feel the need to attempt to disprove the reality that our Dinosaurs are real? We have heard Ridiculous statements in an attempt to prove that our Dinosaurs aren't real. Just today I had a young skeptical girl searching for Savannah's butthole to prove if she was real or not! Does anybody share in my train of thought that this is plain ridiculous? Or parent's demanding that us Vets tell their children that Dinosaurs are not real and we are just doing our jobs and everything we said and everything we do is fake. (this all has happened to me PERSONALLY, I'm sure my fellow Vets have a library worth of guest situations similar to this.
And for my protection and the Companys Protection, These views, opinions, or statements do not represent the Opinion of the Universtal Studios Family and Company including its management, employees, and Affiliates. These Views, Opinions, or statements represent the opinion of the sole employee who wrote them.
we love it when people end up believing us, because it just means we themed well and made sense of the JP Backstory enough to convince them. Now we do love parents that play along, we do understand that YOU know their not real, and in turn we try to explain to your children that the dinosaurs are real in the PARK and cannot leave the island ever. (to not cause any dramatic evenings, resulting in your child sleeping with you in your bed 
His (coworker) reaction was more of a "just say it's technical difficulties and leave it at that"
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No that would be too funny but fiance is right 
