You cruise line snob you! Ditching the Carnival passenger

that is so funny.
To be honest, I kind of like the look of the Carnival ships. Their fishtail chimney is kind of cute.
The entire excursion really sounds lovely but I am glad you were able to find a spot where you didn't have to look at the tacky beach bouncy things. The margaritas sound lovely, I could go for one of those tonight that's for sure. Bummer that the room service meal wasn't better all around, I did find their breakfast to be pretty lacking but if we stuck to the fruit and cheese plate for a snack, and mickey bars...it was fabulous!
I don't understand the bouncy things - to me they don't add anything. But I was happy that neither did they subtract so much that I felt I had a lesser experience. I guess it is just a sign of our times that nature as it is is no longer entertaining enough... But then as a kid I thought nothing was more exciting than swimming out to that wooden platform in the middle of the lake and jump into the water from it. Those are just the modern version.
I think room service is more good for convenience than for being delicious. I would have loved to try the cheese platter, but we never got around to that. 5 night cruises are far too short to do everything. That's why I need another cruise!
What a lovely lovely day.
Indeed, I just wish I could have days like that more often!
I'm not su sure about the snorkeling, but the beach looks heavenly! Except for these toys, so glad you could avoid them.
I am sure you would learn the snorkeling. The snorkel mask actually covers your nose as well, and since the water does not touch a large part of your face, I am sure you would be able to learn to keep your eyes open! Maybe you should try to buy a mask and practice at the Stechlin this summer in preparation of the cruises your DH is already planning!!! ;-)
The food doesn't look too convincing, except for the sandwich. What's the litte round thing on the tray with a picture of the ship? I like it that you get cloth napkins
The fajita was actually very nice! And I thought the sandwich looked good, too, but then what is there to do wrong with a blt?
The little round think was a little bowl with the dressing for my salad. It had a paper cover with the ship on it. I tried to bring it home, but you could not make it flat without destroying it.
And I liked the cloth napkins, too!

You get your cutlery in them, and it is the same system at the buffet. I really liked that.
Great Update !!The Beach looks heavenly !!!That Pizza didn't look to great!! Only thing I ever ordered from Room Service was Coffee !!!
I guess it is Disney and pizza - so with some experience you expect them to not be great.
The beach was truly wonderful!