From the mouth of a child...c'mon - share your stories!

[mommy*RN]

I am having such a fun time reading all these! Thanks for sharing!

 

[nuts4wdw]

My son is 5 and is not your sentimental type at all. He was catching bugs in the yard and we have these bugs that return to our yard every summer to mate. They hook up rear to rear and fly around, kinda like the florida "love bugs". Anyhow, he was out catching some and he comes over and says "you see those two stuck together they are getting love". Well, I just left giggling. So, two weeks later my nephew gets married and my son is starring at the whole ceremony. I asked if he liked the wedding and he replies, "I'm waiting for them to "get love". I think the phrase "get love" is here to stay in this house.
RC
ds 5
ds 4
ds 7 months
hoping to adopt a little princess

 

[babiesX2]

DD13's dad and step-mom just had baby #3 a few weeks ago. Their oldest together is 5 and then they have a just turned 2 year old. The 2 yo went to her mom and said, "Mama, that baby has s*** again!"

 

[samanthacatangel]

These are hysterical!

My 4 year old DD was OBSESSED with breasts this year. One day she says "When I am a mommy, I am going to have big b*o*o*b*s" (implying like I do). I asked her "What happens if you grow up and have little b*o*o*b*s?" to which she quickly says

"Then I"ll be a Grandma!"

Can you guess who has the smaller breasts in my family? Needless to say, Grandma did not laugh as hard as I did!

Another classic Disney moment:

My daughter has a friend who she plays with weekly, and they constantly borrow each others toys. There was one she really liked, and didn't borrow, but talked about it the whole ride home. So, for 45 minutes in the car, all I heard was various versions of:

Aiden has a BIG Woody. I want that Woody. Next time we are there I will get Aiden's big Woody. Will his Mom let me have his Woody? Can I have a Woody......ad infinitum!!


Of course, it was a larger sized Woody from Toy Story, but you try not to laugh for 45 minutes straight! (I did the best I could!!!)


ETA: I din't know b*o*o*b*s would be blocked, so I apologize if I offended anyone!

 

[LorlovesStitch]

When my DD was 3 she was very fascinated with animals and looked for them wherever we went. One night we were sitting in a diner and a VERY Pooh-sized woman sat in the booth next to us. She was wearing a white sweater with black splotches all over it. Kaylee pointed at her and said REALLY loud...."Look Mommy, a COW!". I wanted to crawl under the table! The woman just ignored us!

 

[scanne]

We went to McDonald's to get Happy Meals with the new Pirates toys. My DD kept saying "Pirate ship, pirate ship!" But it comes out sounding like "Pile of s&*!, pile of s&*!." Very funny to us!