olbear
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Where do I begin...(music please)
to tell the story of my husband coming out of his shell????
WOW! Some were there, those who weren't you may not believe it!!
Our first night on the ship, we found out the gang was hanging out together at the dueling piano's. At which time we were entertained by Ed ploping on a piano and ...welll, dare I say,
making lusty inuendo's. Hmmmm. After taking that in, we moved to "Wave Bands" for some 70's entertainment. Fred had that boogey feeling as we are both teens of the 70's and so we boogied together. While doing our "thang" a CM approached Fred and gives him a pin, yippee
and tells him he will be a judge for a contest. So after the song is finished, the hostess invites those wearing the pin to come up and be seated as they will be judging a contest. The contest being three women who were chosen to lip synce, "I Will Survive". (Yeah, we know Michele, THEY DIDN'T KNOW THE WORDS
) Anyway, the did their best. The first one took her lil ol boa and did some flirtatious moves with hubby, as I began to rise and sharpen my nails. At which time Ed grabbed my shoulders and said, "Easy Winnie, Down girl".
Grrrrrrrrr
Okay, so that was fun. Fred thinks his job is over. uhhhh, not quite! The three guys have to now do their "thang". Fred and another guy are taken out while the first entertains. So they are clueless as to what is coming. Although they are given hints while waiting. So guy #3, my hubby Fred comes onto the dance floor wearing a white jacket. He is the told he will be John Travolta. The music starts, and so does Fred!! I was speechless!! Trust me, I have seen this man wide open, but this was something else!! Shortly after the music starts, Fred "whips" the jacket off and starts spinning it and shaking his bootie!! (my favorite body part ). He then makes his way toward the judges.. no he wouldn't, would he? He went past them to me and drags that white coat over my head flirtingly. THEN....OH MY GOSH!!! He takes that jacket between his legs and ,,,,,, oh my!! I turned and told ED, That man is an imposter, that can't be my hubby, But you know, I will take him for the evening. I was screaming and about to faint, when it ended. Thank goodness!! When Fred came back to the table Ed was fanning me and saying "Breath Winnie, Breath!" Then Fred gave me mouth to mouth. I was better then.
So that was our first evening aboard ship. You'll probably want to know what happened the next night. Well, I'll tell you about that later and give you time to recuperate from this story.
So, more later!!
Blessings as always,
Winnie
to tell the story of my husband coming out of his shell????WOW! Some were there, those who weren't you may not believe it!!
Our first night on the ship, we found out the gang was hanging out together at the dueling piano's. At which time we were entertained by Ed ploping on a piano and ...welll, dare I say,
making lusty inuendo's. Hmmmm. After taking that in, we moved to "Wave Bands" for some 70's entertainment. Fred had that boogey feeling as we are both teens of the 70's and so we boogied together. While doing our "thang" a CM approached Fred and gives him a pin, yippee
and tells him he will be a judge for a contest. So after the song is finished, the hostess invites those wearing the pin to come up and be seated as they will be judging a contest. The contest being three women who were chosen to lip synce, "I Will Survive". (Yeah, we know Michele, THEY DIDN'T KNOW THE WORDS ) Anyway, the did their best. The first one took her lil ol boa and did some flirtatious moves with hubby, as I began to rise and sharpen my nails. At which time Ed grabbed my shoulders and said, "Easy Winnie, Down girl".Grrrrrrrrr
Okay, so that was fun. Fred thinks his job is over. uhhhh, not quite! The three guys have to now do their "thang". Fred and another guy are taken out while the first entertains. So they are clueless as to what is coming. Although they are given hints while waiting. So guy #3, my hubby Fred comes onto the dance floor wearing a white jacket. He is the told he will be John Travolta. The music starts, and so does Fred!! I was speechless!! Trust me, I have seen this man wide open, but this was something else!! Shortly after the music starts, Fred "whips" the jacket off and starts spinning it and shaking his bootie!! (my favorite body part
). He then makes his way toward the judges.. no he wouldn't, would he? He went past them to me and drags that white coat over my head flirtingly. THEN....OH MY GOSH!!! He takes that jacket between his legs and ,,,,,, oh my!! I turned and told ED, That man is an imposter, that can't be my hubby, But you know, I will take him for the evening. I was screaming and about to faint, when it ended. Thank goodness!! When Fred came back to the table Ed was fanning me and saying "Breath Winnie, Breath!" Then Fred gave me mouth to mouth. I was better then.So that was our first evening aboard ship. You'll probably want to know what happened the next night. Well, I'll tell you about that later and give you time to recuperate from this story.
So, more later!!
Blessings as always,
Winnie
