Freaky Friday (RANT) (joke)

[bajanswife]

I just had another one

On top of that hot toddy I gave you? No wonder you're all pink and bouncy!

 

[imsorry]

OK - I'll admit, it's a tough decision:

 

[bajanswife]

OK - I'll admit, it's a tough decision:

I just wanted to say .... I think it's amazing how you can find photos of just about anything in such a short space of time! You must be a Google pro with high speed internet!

 

[Mysteria]

OK - I'll admit, it's a tough decision:

Myst

 

[AllyandJack]

I'm ashamed to admit my first thought was, "That guy from Three's Company sang that song? Wow!"

Didn't they use that song as torture in that show The Mole?

 

[Quackmore]

Ok, so it’s raining again. Walk the 10 blocks to the train. My umbrella keeps blowing inside out so I put up my hood.

Get to the train, of course the escalator is still broken. Walk up the five flights (my lungs are exploding). The local and express both pull in – I can’t fit in either one. Ok – stand in the rain and wait for the next train.

It’s crowded but I squeeze in. Someone is getting off and I think I might get a seat. The “gentlemen” next to me practically knocks me down to grab it. OK.

We take off – go ten feet and stop Go ten feet and stop. The PA comes on “mumble, screech, mumble, screech”. Picture really loud static and a foreign voice mumbling something you can’t understand, really loud. I think he said something about a red signal. This happened at every station.

Did I mention how GOOD it smells in here?

Ok – try to ignore the pain in my knees, lower back and feet. Think happy thoughts. La La La

Get to Grand Central – something about a red signal.

Get to Times Square – of course the freakin escalator is broken. Walk up 56 steps (lungs exploding again).
Almost there, just two more flights to the street. It’s raining again. Some tourists are standing at the bottom of the steps looking up. In my mind “Don’t you have freakin rain in your country??? Get the hell out of my way – I’M LATE!!!!!!” What comes out of my mouth - “excuse me”!.

OK – it’s freakin raining again. Wade thru the puddles. At least the bomb squad isn’t here yet today. Get in late – my boss says “what happened to you – what happened to your hair?” You look tired – you’re late”

KILL ME NOW!!!

Oh, by the way, how is everybody doing today?

Sorry for laughing. You poor thing. You could use a drink!!!! The day can only get better for you I hope.

 

[Cantw8]

I'm sorry for laughing - DON KNOTTS???
Do you mean DON HO?

Hey, who you calling.....nevermind

 

[L107ANGEL]

I'm sorry for laughing - DON KNOTTS???
Do you mean DON HO?

 

[imsorry]

Hey, who you calling.....nevermind

Hi Ho, Hi Ho
It's off to work we go
Hi Ho Hi Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cantw8]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho
It's off to work we go
Hi Ho Hi Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!

And a very merry Hi Ho to you as well

 

[imsorry]

OK - so do I love my hubby or what? After this morning, I just went out (in the still pouring rain) and walked six blocks each way to get him tickets to Phantom. They will be major payback!

 

[Briarmom]

OK - so do I love my hubby or what? After this morning, I just went out (in the still pouring rain) and walked six blocks each way to get him tickets to Phantom. They will be major payback!

Tell him that he can't go because I'm on my way.

Oh, and Don Knotts??!!

 

[imsorry]

Oh, and Don Knotts??!!

You can go with my hubby; DON IS MINE!!!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Ho or Knotts

 

[imsorry]

Ho or Knotts

who you callin a.... (oh, never mind, been there, done that!)

Of course: KNOTTS!! he's hot

 

[Quackmore]

Hey Imsorry, you need to get yourself one of these.

 

[imsorry]

Hey Imsorry, you need to get yourself one of these.

Where do i sign up???

 

[Stitch Inside]

Maybe this guy would let you borrow his protection.