Fp useless rant

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I just went for the Not so Scary Halloween party, hoping to avoid the fp and the fpplus mess. In this times that all strategies seem to be death and you pay to eat fart and make a line in the parks of DW and just a few rides, I remembered the double charge of the day in Disney for the Halloween, and I tought ok, I will pay double, I will pay for just a couple of hours but with low crowds so me and my kids could ride the rides and skip the farting lines RIGHT…….. WRONG.

It seems that the limited admission, have the sky as the limit since is as crowded as always, and worst since the fp system only works until 7pm and then you are fp less and with you regular 20 mins lines.

What is going on Wrong with MK and the other 3, why even the ones as us that return year after year and use to fpstockpile, rise early, extra hour, ride wille parade etc,, cant ride more than 4 or 5 rides and even with all the tactics end up in the sweaty lines.

Is very simple, DW is taking just to much ppl, name a nationality and you have it ritght there touching your behind on the street. Just because you can pack ppl in a space, just because you can ram them in a street to sweat and fart doesn’t mean you have the capacity to take them and entertain them properly.

Belive me in India they have packed trains and in Mexico Subway they kick ppl in the wagons in and is not magical even if you take tinker bell spraying magic.

It just means you have the capacity, the willing and the low moral to make money for a bad product.

Let me elaborate, DisneyW, has the best selling agents in the whole planet, kids watching movies, and they do have a great park, FOR ONE THIRD OF THE PEOPLE YOU ARE RAMING IT.

And yes DW is the best, is a Cadillac, but if you RAM AND STOCK AS COWS AND PIGS, 20 PPL IN A CADILLAC IS NOT A GREAT RIDE DOES IT.

At the moment you oversell the park, at the moment you oversell your shows, rides, when you even oversell the space to breathe, and pack ppl in a tight steamy, sweaty, farting mass of human meat and bones it really doesn’t matter how much magic, sprinkles, music, fairies or fireworks you trow in, is just overselled stinky crowd with Disney music.

If you really want to make better the experience for the guests, if you really want to fix the problem of the lines, just STOP TAKING GUESTS AND TAKING THEIR MONEY.

Is very easy just take your lowest day of the year, and sell HALF THE ENTRANCES, you will see everybody will be happy as in 1985 or 1995, and you will not need to stay open almost 24 hours, or make a mess in the fastpasses or loosing clients.

OK you don’t want to loose a buck, fine,,, build moreeeeee, build more space, and I mean 3 times more space, you have 3 times more pple RIGTH, you have 3 times more income SUPER RIGHT………….. don’t maximize, offer more, you can afford it just check your balance, don’t just pack 3 times more ppl in MK, if there is 3 times more ppl who whant to visit magic kingdom, DUUUUUUUUUHHH then build 2 more MK,,,,,,,, you are charging 3 times more money RIGHT???

This holiday out of 15 days in parks I spent ONE in DW, and as things are and compared to the lines, crowds, shows and prices in BushG, SW and Lego, it was one day too much in DW, and the price is a rip off.

Cant guarantee I will keep my money to be stolen in DW after all they have, all the movies and my daughters to guarantee that I will also make a line in mk and fart in it.


Sorry, I find this post to be someone trying to get attention in a rude and crude way.

He may think he's funny, but in fact his comments just make me to not take what he says serious.

All theme parks have crowds, if you upset by crowds, go when the crowds are not there, That's what we do!

AKK
 
Sorry, I find this post to be someone trying to get attention in a rude and crude way. He may think he's funny, but in fact his comments just make me to not take what he says serious. All theme parks have crowds, if you upset by crowds, go when the crowds are not there, That's what we do! AKK

While it's a bit crude at least it's not so deeped in complaining and cynical statements like 90% of the threads on Disboards. If you want another I hate FP+ thread where everyone whines and tears apart the magic there plenty of other threads you can go get involved in. I think what people like is that while it's crude at least it's not depressing. This thread is just people who are blowing off steam in a non-depressing less serious way. If it's not your taste just move on.
 
I woke up in ... well ... sort of a bad mood :confused3 so I came in here to read on my favorite subject AND .... responses = :rotfl2: :banana: pixiedust: no longer bad mood!

So much still laughing - I can't even think of anything productive to add :rolleyes2 please carry on, I'll be reading!
 
While it's a bit crude at least it's not so deeped in complaining and cynical statements like 90% of the threads on Disboards. If you want another I hate FP+ thread where everyone whines and tears apart the magic there plenty of other threads you can go get involved in. I think what people like is that while it's crude at least it's not depressing. This thread is just people who are blowing off steam in a non-depressing less serious way. If it's not your taste just move on.

AKA... Hot Air! Haaaaa!

Couldn't resist.
 

While it's a bit crude at least it's not so deeped in complaining and cynical statements like 90% of the threads on Disboards. If you want another I hate FP+ thread where everyone whines and tears apart the magic there plenty of other threads you can go get involved in. I think what people like is that while it's crude at least it's not depressing. This thread is just people who are blowing off steam in a non-depressing less serious way. If it's not your taste just move on.



Seems I did just that...........stated my opinion and moved on.....just like you did!

I found after the 4 or 5th fart comment it went from a *BIT* crude to over the top!

As to FP+, when we are in WDW in May, I'll comment on how I feel it works, good or bad.

However I do agree, condemning the system in *test mode* and without all details on how it will be set up when the kinks are worked out, is a bit silly, to my way of thinking.


AKK
 
Sorry, I find this post to be someone trying to get attention in a rude and crude way.

He may think he's funny, but in fact his comments just make me to not take what he says serious.

All theme parks have crowds, if you upset by crowds, go when the crowds are not there, That's what we do!

AKK

What sort of thing do you find funny? Especially the funny things that also make you take them seriously?
 
What sort of thing do you find funny? Especially the funny things that also make you take them seriously?

Well, at 62, I don't find fart jokes that middle and high school kids use, to be funny!

I also don't find the use of cuss words in the place on good comedy to be funny either.That is just a lack of skill in writing Comedy.

AKK
 
Well, at 62, I don't find fart jokes that middle and high school kids use, to be funny!

I also don't find the use of cuss words in the place on good comedy to be funny either.That is just a lack of skill in writing Comedy.

AKK

Yeah, I got that, I just wondered what you do think is funny. Funny and serious.
 
Tonka's Skipper said:
Well, at 62, I don't find fart jokes that middle and high school kids use, to be funny

AKK

I think thats where you lost the whole comedic aspect of the thread.. its intended to sound like high school fart jokes.. its about goin back..wait what was I saying? I had a brain fart...
 
With all the farting people in line, the Haunted Mansion elevator probably gets pretty bad with no windows and no doors. No wonder the poor guy hung himself.
 
I'm an old fart at 62 I think this post is funny it's nice to go back and crack jokes like you're in middle school. I feel like a kid when I go to Disney so lighten up and don't take things so seriously laugh and enjoy life no matter how old you are.
 
Yeah, I got that, I just wondered what you do think is funny. Funny and serious.



To be clearer then, I love a good well written or delivered comedy routine.

I find using cuss words a cheap way to cover over poor material.

Everyone is entitled to there own opinion .



AKK
 
Tonka's Skipper said:
My opinion..........everyone is entitled to theirs.:thumbsup2

However I can't take the OP seriously.

AKK

Not everyone can "let loose", nothing wrong with that
 
Please go back, I am talking about the OP, I never once mentioned the later posts.............


AKK

Thanks, that helps.

I don't think the OP was trying to be funny in the least (unless the entire post is a work, but I don't think that's what you're suggesting). Most of his expressed frustrations were the same ones plenty of people have expressed here. I think his frustration with flatulence in the crowds was real because I've heard it before; my wife used to complain when we attended a lot of football games that you had to spend 4 hours in the combined smell of "fart, bourbon and BO". He's exactly right that some rude and childish people let loose in crowds.

The combination of the complaints we're used to seeing, the oddly out of place fart complaint, and the broken English (an angry person expressing their anger in English when they don't speak it well is always funny!, no doubt it's true with other languages as well) made the rant outrageously funny. I see people posting here and enjoying the thread who've been at each other's virtual throats the last few days in other threads about MDE, this was a nice break from that.

I'm sorry our sophomoric humor displeases you, maybe we'll engage in something more highbrow later, like maybe a Wes Anderson dark comedy. Then again we'll probably end up watching Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery on cable again.
 
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