Fp useless rant

[dansamy]

I am sorry I read the post. All I can think about is how many people I crop dusted in the lines.

I tend to have silent deadlies...

 

[babydoll65]

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

Just curious... What do farts taste like and what line are they in?

I want to know if this is allowed on the quick service dining plan or will I have to make an adr.

 

[AmyB2006]

I tend to have silent deadlies...

Don't forget about the "Snorkel". It's when you have your jacket on your lap, then you aim your snorkel (aka sleeve) towards the person next to you.

Note… I wouldn't do this to strangers. LOL

 

[AmyB2006]

I want to know if this is allowed on the quick service dining plan or will I have to make an adr.

Bwhahaaaaaaahaaaaa!!!

 

[larryz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD4k148YcDU

 

[dansamy]

Note… I wouldn't do this to strangers. LOL

No, but I would! Only in a nice, dark theater though.

 

[babydoll65]

All I have to say is: Juan, best first post EVER

 

[Jennasis]

I believe the correct term is "biological FastPass".

 

[Ametista]

I agree. If Disney want to cater to that many people they do need more parks, and preferably something as cool as MK.
And I laughed the hardest I have all day as I read through this.

 

[Disneylover99]

All I have to say is: Juan, best first post EVER

I agree!

and best last line too!
"I will also make a line in MK and fart in it."

That's the spirit!!

 

[shellstar]

Must have been the Mickey bars.

 

[kellylfitz]

Sorry Juan. I used to get a GAC for my horrible gas, but Disney won't let me anymore.

 

[iGoofy]

Absolutely hilarious! I don't enjoy stinky crowds either. Try breathing through your mouth not your nose. Oh wait, I guess that's how you ate fart.

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[dansamy]

I believe the correct term is "biological FastPass".

Fart Pass©

 

[franluvsbubba]

I'll say, really gross and poorly written.

VERY poorly written. I couldn't even follow what she was saying because of all the spelling and grammatical errors.

 

[Postal68]

I'm at MNSSHP right now and I haven't seen a ride line past 15mins....

I hate FP+.

We went to MNSSHP 2 Fridays ago and it was sold to capacity. Never waited more than 10 minutes in a single ride line, and most were walk on.

 

[Mrs. Ciz]

Any one else have problems with all those people of different nationalities touching your behind on the street?

 

[disneymom1229]

Best. Thread. Ever. !!!

 

[Aunt Michelle]

Thank you. This is the funniest thread that I've read in weeks.

 

[rosie2283]

I cannot believe that I've reread this thread three times and each time laughed harder than the previous. Needed a good laugh and I must say, if people are farting in lines and touching each other's behinds in WDW, I'm staying at DL.