Caropooh
POO, are you? POO POO, POO POO!
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*For those of you who just thought
you knew everything, *
here's a refresher course...
****
The liquid inside young coconuts *
can *be used as a substitute for
blood *plasma.
*** *
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more *than seven (7) times.
***
Donkeys *kill more people annually
than plane *crashes. *
***
You burn more calories *sleeping *
than you do watching *television.
(if this is true I'm going to bed right now and stay there.)**
***
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are *fifty (50) years of age or *older.
***
The *first product to have a bar *code *
was Wrigley's gum. *
***
The king of hearts is the only king
without a *mustache.
*** *
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 *
by *eliminating *one (1) olive
from each salad served in *first-class. *
***
Venus *is *the only planet that rotates clockwise. *
(Since Venus is *normally associated with women, what does this tell you!) *
***
Apples, *not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking *you up in the *morning.
*** *
Most dust particles in your house are made from *
dead *skin. *
***
The *first owner of the Marlboro Company
died *of lung cancer.
So *did the *first "MarlboroMan.
" *
***
Walt *Disney was afraid of mice. *
***
Pearls *melt *in vinegar. *
***
The *three most valuable brand names on earth: **
Marlboro, *Coca *Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
***
It *is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but not *downstairs.
***
A *duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows *why.
***
Dentists *have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least *six *(6) *feet *away *from
a toilet to avoid airborne *particles *
resulting from the *flush. *
(I *keep my toothbrush
in the living room *now!) *
***
Richard *Millhouse Nixon *
was the first U.S. president
whose name *contains *all *the letters
from the word "criminal."
**
The second ? *
William *Jefferson Clinton *
(Please *don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
Now *you know *everything *
there *is to know. **
Of *importance, that is !!! *
you knew everything, *
here's a refresher course...
****
The liquid inside young coconuts *
can *be used as a substitute for
blood *plasma.
*** *
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more *than seven (7) times.
***
Donkeys *kill more people annually
than plane *crashes. *
***
You burn more calories *sleeping *
than you do watching *television.
(if this is true I'm going to bed right now and stay there.)**
***
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are *fifty (50) years of age or *older.
***
The *first product to have a bar *code *
was Wrigley's gum. *
***
The king of hearts is the only king
without a *mustache.
*** *
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 *
by *eliminating *one (1) olive
from each salad served in *first-class. *
***
Venus *is *the only planet that rotates clockwise. *
(Since Venus is *normally associated with women, what does this tell you!) *
***
Apples, *not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking *you up in the *morning.
*** *
Most dust particles in your house are made from *
dead *skin. *
***
The *first owner of the Marlboro Company
died *of lung cancer.
So *did the *first "MarlboroMan.
" *
***
Walt *Disney was afraid of mice. *
***
Pearls *melt *in vinegar. *
***
The *three most valuable brand names on earth: **
Marlboro, *Coca *Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
***
It *is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but not *downstairs.
***
A *duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows *why.
***
Dentists *have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least *six *(6) *feet *away *from
a toilet to avoid airborne *particles *
resulting from the *flush. *
(I *keep my toothbrush
in the living room *now!) *
***
Richard *Millhouse Nixon *
was the first U.S. president
whose name *contains *all *the letters
from the word "criminal."
**
The second ? *
William *Jefferson Clinton *
(Please *don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
Now *you know *everything *
there *is to know. **
Of *importance, that is !!! *
