For the Halloweenies

[Raulandpinboy]

Happy Halloween


> Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It
> was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of
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> Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving
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> He froze to the spot! , he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
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> Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started
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> The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he
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> Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only
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> The coffin again gave chase ! up the stairs, across the landing and
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[bsbkmacgowan]

Don't look behind you....


BUMP..........SCREECH..........HOP

bwahahahahahahahaha





Sandy



(and it's my 100th post, too! Okay, so it took me a long time to get here...)

and Brian wants to know...

just what do you use for the even nastier post-nasal drip?

BUMP..........SCREECH..........SNRRRRXCH!

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Scotch or Tequila no worm yuck