Hey all.........LOVE was in MI over the weekend......yes, weekend.....from FL to Michigan for a weekend!!!! I'm sure it wasnt a good trip for her given the circumstances.......They headed back to FL early Mon. morning.....she should get home late tonight......
I got to see her & Abby for 3 minutes on my street......

(or should I say she was lucky to see UJ!!!) She was just leaving my house with my other SIL (the mean one)......The mean one told me they were leaving cuz they knew I was coming home......just kidding.....they are all very nice SIL's.....Any hoooo......LOVE finally got to see our house......(she has never been to it since we bought it 1 1/2 years ago)......
Then both SIL's teased me.......for what happened too me earlier that day....UJ got stuck in a tree!!!!
I went to take down a 20' tree stand from hunting (60 miles from home).....I didnt think it through.....a 20' tree stand is very big, its a ladder that leans against a tree with a seat at the top, this stand has 2 support arms at approx. 8' and 16'. I took those down first (big dumb mistake).
So when I got to the top and removed the chain and ratchet straps the stand bowed in, way in...like it was going to break.....so I leaned back, then it started to pull away from the tree......like falling backwards to the frozen cornfield ground!!
At this point I really should have worn a depend under garment this day.....I grabbed a hold of a 8" tree next to me.......and held on for dear life, I stepped off the ladder stand on to some 2"-3" branches off of the 8" tree......I just stood there with my arms wrapped around the tree and feet on the small branches......now I'm still at about 18' at this point....if UJ falls, its gonna hurt real bad, like break my ankles and body parts hurt.....so I just stayed there.........
I debated about trying to slide down the tree....cuz I was standing on some pretty small rotted branches......and I didnt have any more I could cliimd down on.....I looked and could see several cut off branches below me at about 6', so if I slide I'm going to pick up speed and go over those jagged parts real fast.......and its going to tear my legs open or worse (yep right in between).
So I stayed there.........Luckily, I did think a little bit that day and brought my cell phone.......I had to call a guy I know who lives about 2 miles from where I hunt, he came out with a ladder and his truck.....He looked up at me when he pulled up and started laughing.....said I was the fatest squirrel up a tree he had ever seen.......I was frozen though, it was about 5 degrees out & windy this day, my hands were numb....feet were getting numb......I also called my wife while I was up there and told her I might not make it.......She wanted to know where my will was at.......

Love and SIL #2 were at the house so DW filled them in!!!!!

They all had a good laugh at my expense........

