(FOR EROS) Top Ten Tips For Becoming A Supermodel (presented by Heidi Klum)

[fklhou]

Top Ten Tips For Becoming A Supermodel (presented by Heidi Klum)


10. Study really hard and get good grades

9. For several hours a day practice "just standing there"

8. Lose the mustache

7. Learn to do this
(makes pouty face)

6. Remember, it's the inner beauty that counts -- just kidding!

5. Start out small, like your office newsletter swimsuit issue

4. Buy that kind of soap that makes you pretty

3. Project that all-American look even though you're from Bergisch Gladbach, Germany

2. Moisturize -- you can never be too moist

1. Ease into it by going to your current job in your underwear

 

[EROS]

Thanks, fklhou!!!!!!! ........... we should all look as good as HEIDI on her worse day

 

[fklhou]

EROS

I thought that you would appreciate this.

 

[catsrule]

Hey Eros, heard on the news today that Heidi is dumping her old man of 5 years.

 

[fireplug]

Steve