HSMndLKfan92
The Force is strong with this one
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Umm, did you have to rub it in?
It's just a fact. Chill.
Umm, did you have to rub it in?
I am chill.It's just a fact. Chill.
I am chill.
It was just rude & random.
Its like "we just lost the eagles game, this sucks" "YEAH & YOUR BASEBALL TEAM SUCKS TOO"
thanks?
There's no need to be rude back, because it seems like you are.
well at first it was to make us philly fans feel better that we lost xDWhy are you guys even talking about baseball on a football thread? xP
No no i understand you life of the party but some people are like freaking out lol. I am gald that the cards won but i understand how the eagles feel. They ran a good run
Ohhh. Whatever then. xDwell at first it was to make us philly fans feel better that we lost xD
That made me lol.Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Redskins fan, and a Giants fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Giants fan shouts, 'This is for the Giants!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Eagles fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Cowboys fan off the mountain.
Here's some funny pro-Eagles jokes to lighten the mood.
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cowboys fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Cowboys fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Cowboys fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Cowboys fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am an Eagles fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, please tell me why you are you an Eagles fan?'
'Because my mom is an Eagles fan, and my dad is an Eagles fan, so I'm an Eagles fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be an Eagles fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Cowboys fan.'
Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Redskins fan, and a Giants fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Giants fan shouts, 'This is for the Giants!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Eagles fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Cowboys fan off the mountain.
A Eagles fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Cowboys fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Blue & White shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'
'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest.
'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Cowboys fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I just missed hitting that Cowboys fan.'
'That 's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'
Fact: Phillies have have lost the most games of any team in sports history.
Cool down, kiddo. There's so need to start a fight.okay that could be true but who caresssss
atleast my team wasnt the laughing stock of the MLB last week because of their design for their inaugural season patch looking like the dominos pizza sign when the yankees match is SO MUCH BETTER LOOKING
lolokay that could be true but who caresssss
atleast my team wasnt the laughing stock of the MLB last week because of their design for their inaugural season patch looking like the dominos pizza sign when the yankees match is SO MUCH BETTER LOOKING
YESDo I need to pull out more jokes?