Things started to go downhill health-wise on Thursday. We were definitely dragging. Our plan was to spend the day eating, drinking, and shopping our way around World Showcase in Epcot, and since WS doesnt really open till 11am, we took the opportunity to sleep-in a little, which was much needed. And despite the run-down feeling, we were excited! Epcot is our favorite! So many countries! So many cocktails! For some odd reason, I really enjoy the counter service nachos in the Mexico pavilion, so that was our first stop.
Breakfast Cantina de San Angel style!
Disgustingly good Cantina Nachos with tortilla chips, beef, cheese, tomatoes, jalapeno peppers, sour cream, and refried black beans. We eat these with extra sour cream and douse them with packet upon packet of cheapy hot sauce. Also notice the churro. It tastes like cinnamon Styrofoam, which just goes to show that even foamed polystyrene tastes good deep fried and rolled in sugar! And what would a Mexican feast be without some alcoholic slushiness to wash it all down a frozen lime margarita, with salt of course!
Norway is only good for one thing (that hussy) and I dont mean garden gnomes (or trolls or whatever that multi-headed thing is that hexes everybody on Maelstrom). Norway is synonymous with bread in this family. One special type of bread in particular
. Its sweet. Its filled with goo. Its educated. You guessed it: School Bread!
This time, in addition to that creamy coconutty confection we all love so, DGF wanted to try one of their waffles. These are made fresh to order, filled with strawberry jam, and then dusted with powdered sugar. And they smell even better than waffle cones! So Norway isnt a one trick pony after all! We also had a Viking Coffee, which is Kamora Coffee Liqueur and Baileys Original Irish Cream. Perfect for a winters day when one has a scratchy throat!
After almost asphyxiating on Norwegian perfume (that hussy), we continued on our tour, looking through the shops in China and Germany before moving on to Italy, where we bought some Venetian glass Christmas ornaments. Since we were right there, it would have been unconscionable to pass up a Bellini.
This delicious cocktail is made with Prosecco and peach puree. Fruity and refreshing!
Next stop on the alcohol express France home of the Grey Goose Citron Slush and the Grand Marnier Slush. Its a cornucopia of slushy goodness!
Lemon for me (Citron) and orange for DGF (Grand Marnier).
So good DGF broke out into theatrics:
Shes such a drama queen!

Actually, we found this mask lying on a bench. It says I love sunshine. So cute!
And just when you thought we couldnt drink anymore, we down a pitcher of sangria! With a straw, no less!
But theres some back story here, so lemme splain
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Originally we had a 7:30pm ADR for Flying Fish, which is one of our favorite Disney restaurants. But by about 5 oclock we had done WS, we were over it, and we were ready to sit down. This can be attributed to any number of factors, most notably the 6 hours of drinking we had just done, but I suspect the evil flu bug was a culprit here as well. So we decided that wed hop a boat to the Boardwalk and ask to be seated early. Keep in mind this is January, the s-l-o-w season (sorry, Ill never let that one go
). We walked in to an empty restaurant. They had literally just opened. Empty tables out the wazoo. Servers standing around, watching the glasses sweat. I approached the hostess and politely made my request.
Denied! I repeat, the hostess said, No, but come back in an hour and well see what we can do.
I was a good sport about this rejection for a total of 10 minutes, and then it started to rain. Cold yucky rain. Id take the steamy sauna summer rain any day over that cold yucky winter rain! At this point DGF intuited from my facial expression that now was not a good time for a lesson in patience. She really wanted to eat there and I felt bad about missing it, but waiting an hour in the rain in a well see what we can do situation was not going to happen. Instead we walked next door to Spoodles and they sat us right away! Now I dont hold a grudge against Flying Fish per se. That hostess was a crotch cricket, but weve had good service there in the past and we plan to eat there again in the future. August, in fact.
Actually it was a happy disaster because Spoodles was very good. We had an excellent server, although I cant remember her name. (Sometimers strikes again!

) We were each going to get a single glass of the sangria, but she encouraged us to go for the pitcher. Atta girl!
Smart move really because the tipsier we get, the better we tip! In case youre unfamiliar with this lovely, Spanish beverage, sangria is a blend of red wine, brandy, triple sec, orange juice and citrus fruit.
A view of the open kitchen from where we sat:
Spot the hidden Mickey?
Herby focaccia bread with olive oil for dipping:
For an appetizer, we had the Mediterranean Dips. I cant remember precisely what everything was but I think it included a creamy feta cheese dip, a spicy chermoula dip, a cool tzatziki or cucumber/ yogurt dip, and hummus. It was served with toasted pita for dipping and marinated olives.
Really fabulous. We loved all these flavors. All the dips were wonderful with the pita. The hummus was a bit boring, but then again, I make an awesome homemade hummus!
For our main course, we both got the Oak-fired Steak Kabobs with multigrain pilaf, balsamic red onions, and harissa:
In retrospect, we couldve easily shared one order. Neither of us made a dent in this.
A little blurry? Must be the punch!
Not my favorite entrée of the trip. The meat was a little chewy and the rice was sort of bland. But it wasnt terrible either.
Even though we were stuffed at this point, we went ahead and asked our server for a dessert suggestion. She raved about the cheesecake, so we shared a piece.
This is a Mascarpone Cheesecake with a walnut crust served with fresh strawberries and a balsamic reduction. Very good cheesecake! And believe me, we are connoisseurs! DGF really liked the balsamic with strawberries. I agree those flavors do go wonderfully together. We also shared a hot toddy to sooth our poor throats. Its a White Chocolate coffee with Godiva liqueur and Baileys Irish Cream. It did the job!
In the next chapter, the unthinkable happens

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.Stay tuned to find out more
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