Fishing; contribute your stories, pics, jokes, experiences,etc.

[MedicBill]

Well I ain't one for typing long stories out so I'll just put up a few pictures for you guys to take a gander at.

Here's what I was looking at yesterday afternoon.

Here's the first catch of the day. Had to toss it back quickly before the bait ate it.

Sunset on the water.

Our keepers.

The Coast Guard Station.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I gotta tell ya , those are some awesome pictures , I LOVE'EM

So when I ask, why did you go fishing, the answer would be ,Just for the "HALIBUT"


oh,,wait,,are those flounders ?

 

[MedicBill]

They're actually Fluke. They look just like flounder but their eyes are on the other side of their body.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

They're actually Fluke. They look just like flounder but their eyes are on the other side of their body.

well looky there, I learned something new ! Very cool !

See, ya canto teach a old goat new tricks, or is that old coot ,
anywhooooz,,,

 

[Born 2 Fish]

A young guy from Tennessee moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job.

The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Tennessee."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.

How much was the sale for?"

The kid said, "$101,237.64."

The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the heck did you sell?!"

the kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook.

Then I sold him a medium fish hook.

Then I sold him a larger fish hook.

Then I sold him a new fishing rod.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."

Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

"No sir, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

 

[Born 2 Fish]

If it's one thing boys like better than fishing, it's a good fishing tale.

Amen.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

this is a repost,,and what a great pic it is !

Granddaughter's first fish was caught in the Canal at Ft. Wilderness.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

We all act like children when we catch a fish,

 

[Born 2 Fish]

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Couple of my fish'n buddies,

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I would post here, but right now I'm busy pretending that we are at the Fort.

Happy fishing ya'll !