"First rule of leadership, Princess...." ~Overdosing on Ice Cream

[MAGICFOR2]

I am so glad to learn I am not alone in feeling awkward when getting on an inner tube.

I'm sure there's a sisterhood for ungraceful tube riders and wedgie wearers!

 

[stagemomx3]

I'm sure there's a sisterhood for ungraceful tube riders and wedgie wearers!

The Sisterhood of the Wedgie Wearers!

 

[MAGICFOR2]

The Sisterhood of the Wedgie Wearers!

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

OMG, I am so sorry that happened to you, how mortifying. That is one of the big reasons I will not go on that slide. All I have are tankinis so I would have to buy a one piece in order to have piece of mind.

 

[stagemomx3]

OMG, I am so sorry that happened to you, how mortifying. That is one of the big reasons I will not go on that slide. All I have are tankinis so I would have to buy a one piece in order to have piece of mind.

I don't think a one piece would save you from the monster wedgie.

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

I don't think a one piece would save you from the monster wedgie.

Yeah but it would probably save from other indecent exposure!

 

[stagemomx3]

Yeah but it would probably save from other indecent exposure!

That's true.

 

[jordanyosh]

Humongous is one of my favorite words.

TL rules.

Lazy river sux.


Locker rental sux too. I wish you could just toss your stuff on a lounge chair and trust that it would be save.

I dig the lazy river. crowded, uncrowded..it really doesn't matter. When I have to go to my "happy place" Castaway Creek is one of the places I think of.

I'm sorry the Buzzster does not dig it.

Sorry it was a bust for you as well Michelle.

Isn't TL the best when it's not crowded...Mojo

Not a big fan of lockers either especially if you're seating location is far from the lockers....

 

[whogirl'smom]

This made me laugh so hard, sorry! Where is photopass when you (don't) need them? If the lifeguards have encountered the Brazilian tourists at the waterparks, I'm sure this was nothing to them!

 

[jcc0621]

NOte to self - Skip Humunga Kowabunga

 

[retiredkid]

Now THAT was a funny image. Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[MomofCKJ]

All I can say is EEEEEEEK!!!!

Allyson

 

[stagemomx3]

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Isn't TL the best when it's not crowded...Mojo

Not a big fan of lockers either especially if you're seating location is far from the lockers....

It was good mojo at TL. I'm not a big fan of the lockers either.

If the lifeguards have encountered the Brazilian tourists at the waterparks,

NOte to self - Skip Humunga Kowabunga

Now THAT was a funny image. Thanks for the chuckle.

Your welcome.

All I can say is EEEEEEEK!!!!

Allyson

Totally!

 

[natcat]

Oh Michelle, that slide scene was the best laugh so far today
You are brave because I wanted to do that slide.....I got up there and looked down and chickened out.... That and the fact that my pelvis was rotated on that trip and I really had to act my "physical" age I had watched the vacation planning video and really wanted to do it

 

[stagemomx3]

Oh Michelle, that slide scene was the best laugh so far today
You are brave because I wanted to do that slide.....I got up there and looked down and chickened out.... That and the fact that my pelvis was rotated on that trip and I really had to act my "physical" age I had watched the vacation planning video and really wanted to do it

Don't do it!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

“Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?” -Jerry Maguire

After her test run on the slide at CSR the day before Aunt Pat opted to just watch near the bottom of the slides. I on the other hand, feeling it was in the spirit of family togetherness, made the unfortunate decision to head up the steep slope with David and the kids to the top of Humonga Kowabunga.

Climbing up to the top of Humonga Kowabunga I didn't think to much about it, it was just a slide after all. By the time David and I got to the top the kids were already going down. David chose the middle slide, I chose the one on the right. David started down before me, then I got the signal to go.

I pushed off, laid back, and I was zipping along. This slide was fast! I don't recall to much of what happened as I whizzed downward, all I know is at some point the top of my tankini was blown up towards my face leaving me practically naked. That was not even the worst part though.

The final sloping descent caused the other half of my suit to form the most ultimate of wedgies. Not only that but it also felt as though I had been empaled on a large water spike and half my guts had been ripped out through my bottom. I came to a halt towards the end of the slide area in what I'm sure is the most unattractive and exposed state that I could think of. Plus, it was in public!

I quickly snatched the top of my suit down to regain a slight amount of dignity. But there was just no way to remove a giant wedgie while laying at the bottom end of a water slide, and worrying the next person flying down the slide was going to land on you. I had to stand up. I can only hope and pray that I never ever meet the lifeguard who witnessed my exit from Humunga Kowabunga.

***Thankfully there is no pictorial evidence of this incident!***

My swimtrunks came off in the tide pool at Typhoon Lagoon. Children were sreaming and running frantically from the mean man who'd exposed himself.

 

[lisalonglash]

Great update! Wedgies suck

 

[Charleston Princess]

Okay, your update was hilarious!!! Only because it didn't happen to me! If it had been me, I would have been humiliated!

If it makes you feel any better, I am sure the lifeguards have seen lots of that on Humanga Kowabunga -- I bet it is par for the course.

So glad I didn't ride it -- sometimes Connor being under 48 inches tall comes in handy!

 

[misscmac]

I think that is one of my worst fears when I visit the waterparks! I only started wearing a bikini to waterparks a few years ago - before that I was dead set on a one piece. The wedgies are no fun either. I just bought a cute pair of board shorts from Target that I plan on wearing for my next trip, which will (hopefully) help fight off the wedgies, or at least hide them

 

[stagemomx3]

My swimtrunks came off in the tide pool at Typhoon Lagoon. Children were sreaming and running frantically from the mean man who'd exposed himself.

Great update! Wedgies suck

Yes wedgies do suck!

Okay, your update was hilarious!!! Only because it didn't happen to me! If it had been me, I would have been humiliated!

If it makes you feel any better, I am sure the lifeguards have seen lots of that on Humanga Kowabunga -- I bet it is par for the course.

So glad I didn't ride it -- sometimes Connor being under 48 inches tall comes in handy!

Honestly even in the moment I totally saw the humor in the whole thing. Now if anyone that I actually had to see on a daily basis had witnessed it that would have been humiliating!

I think that is one of my worst fears when I visit the waterparks! I only started wearing a bikini to waterparks a few years ago - before that I was dead set on a one piece. The wedgies are no fun either. I just bought a cute pair of board shorts from Target that I plan on wearing for my next trip, which will (hopefully) help fight off the wedgies, or at least hide them

Yes I think the board shorts will at least help hide the wedgies.