Firefighters Called in to Help 12 Guests off Kali River Rapids May 8

This wasn't today it was yesterday I believe. Anytime a ride without an immediate exit stops reedy creek is called into help. This is another ride that could use a big refurb.
 
I hope they dismantle it...simply a terrible ride - imho
I like the ride but the effects never work like they are supposed to. The original version of the ride tiger river run was supposed to be much longer and have live animals along the river.
 

The ride does need to be better configured. and reworked. I like the story well enough, but I want more soaking of the people!
 
It's just 'way too short and uneventful. It doesn't need more lifts and drops, just more meanders, more story, more scenery, more theming.

Funny though ... everyone (including me) seems to think that Popeye's Bilge Rat Barges is a significantly longer ride but apparently it's not, according to different sources that I checked just now. It clocks in around 5 minutes, same as Kali River and Jurassic Park. But the Barge ride seems much longer ... probably because it's at least 3 times more event-filled. Meaning, more gags and more potential soakings.

The lift at Popeye's barges also has a point ... you're being lifted up into some kind of barge-washing machine. Kali's lift has no explanation at all ... gosh ... here's a lift in the middle of this river in the Asian jungle. And here's a burning log right before this ... waterfall. If they tried harder they could come up with something more plausible, such as the lift was built by loggers to move logs from one watershed to another. The drop could be an unforeseen diversion into a sawmill ... your raft hovers within inches of the whirring saw blade until a sudden splash of water or other accident bumps you into the overflow chute ... you have a theme (deforestation) so theme it!

Jurassic Park doesn't feel any longer or shorter than Kali River, but the ride seems more exciting and "worth it" because of the greater interest in looking at dinosaurs and wrecked boats, and the more dangerous-feeling story.
 
I'm not sure how I could ever get more soaking. Every time I have gone on the ride, I have been totally drenched.
I agree I don't think they need more soaking. I will say that the ride does need a nice refurbishment to fix all the effects
 
I wish Disney would work a story line into the ride with Mickey and Minnie on a Safari or something and they come across the effects of the poachers or something, Why is it that WDW is gets its roots from Mickey but he doesn't have his own ride in any of the parks??? Along with Winnie the Pooh ride, Aladdin ride, or Frozen ride why can't
Mickey have his own ride? Seriously the one one would be Mickey's Philharmonic but it is a show and not a ride at all AND Donald really has the spotlight in it. Donald also has a lead role in the movie on Gran Fiesta ride in Mexico in Epcot.

But where else is one of the FAB FIVE is the actual focus of a ride instead of a show at this point in any of the parks. They are in the shows in the live parades and the show at the front of the castle. But i would like to see them in other venues.
 
I wish Disney would work a story line into the ride with Mickey and Minnie on a Safari or something and they come across the effects of the poachers or something, Why is it that WDW is gets its roots from Mickey but he doesn't have his own ride in any of the parks??? Along with Winnie the Pooh ride, Aladdin ride, or Frozen ride why can't
Mickey have his own ride? Seriously the one one would be Mickey's Philharmonic but it is a show and not a ride at all AND Donald really has the spotlight in it. Donald also has a lead role in the movie on Gran Fiesta ride in Mexico in Epcot.

But where else is one of the FAB FIVE is the actual focus of a ride instead of a show at this point in any of the parks. They are in the shows in the live parades and the show at the front of the castle. But i would like to see them in other venues.
Mickey doesn't have a ride because he doesn't need one. He's everywhere and involved with everything. He has more outfits than Minnie. People would much rather meet him than ride something about him. Mickey and Minnie on the safari makes no sense. The safari is all about animals and conservation. The safari is the closest thing to a real African safari without going to Africa. If Mickey was going to get a ride Walt would've done it when he was alive and obviously he didn't feel it necessary. I think mickeys philarmagic is great, before that they had mickeys revue and that is still running in Tokyo it was said to be one of the best shows Disney had done.
 
I've ridden Kali River Rapids without getting wet. And that's after waiting 45 minutes in 95 degree weather. It's unacceptable. That wouldn't happen on Popeyes barges. It wasn't just me either. 12 of us rode it and not one person was wet. Mildly damp at best. It's too hot for that nonsense and it's certainly too hot at animal kingdom for that.
 
I have also always been drenched! I've gotten to the point I use plastic to try and save my underwear..! :scared:
 
We rarely ride Kali. Really is one of the least thrilling water raft rides around. If they could lengthen it, put in more twists and turns and a few more drops, it would be much better. My favorite of these rides that I've had the opportunity to ride is Bluto's Bilge Rat Barges in IOA. Now THAT Is a thrilling, wet ride!!!
 
How is it that every time (14 to be exact)I end up being the one going down backwards...Anyone next to me might as well kiss their dry clothes good bye...I rather like the ride. Story can get change a lil or added maybe...I actually like Grizzly River run better over at DCA in Cali..... But do still enjoy this, and will attempt to break the streak this coming August...*( Actually Maybe not, August is sweltering, so I think a cool break may be what the Mouse ordered ) lol.
 












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