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she tripped and fell, slid down the hill and tumbled right into the lake. Honey was

 

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embarrased beyond belief. Yes, she saved herself from the crazed Moon, but that Abercrombie Shirt Bra was completely see through in the glistening moon light (not to be confused with Moon's light, a large camping lantern, but anyway.....)

Honey decided to go with the dark stranger, who was actually neither dark nor a stranger...it was a face from her not so distant past, it was the fair haired:

 

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bus driver from days past. Finally he found his little Honey, but was he really glad to see her or was this just a ruse. Mr bus driver had taken the jilt pretty hard and he was the vindictive type, but would just seeing Honey make it better or would he.....

 

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demand to see the children that were fathered by him. She wondered these things as she climbed aboad his bus and plodded away from the Abercrombie estate. The twins, little Cletus and Diabetty were not so little anymore. They had grown into:

 

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big scary hairy teenagers. Cletus resemebled his grandad Mo but he was very good natured. Diabetty on the other hand was becoming HOney jr. She took after her mother in more ways than one.
It seems Diabetty had a thing for boys with hotrods. (keep your mind out of the gutter, I'm talking about cars) She had quite a reputation around school, and Cletus was always sticking up for his twin. Well anyway their dad the bus driver would finally reunite with them or a least he thought he would, until out of nowhere came

 

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Mrs Abercrombie and she was angry, very angry with oney for what she put her boy Moon thru. She started to yell and then she

 

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realized who she was dealing with and composed herself. She didn't want to get on Honey or the bus drivers bad side. No telling what would happen

 

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plus she didn't want to get on the bus at all, because as Mrs. Abercrombie, she wasn't really a bus kiind of person....In fact she'd never actually seen a bus. She was actually a little turned on to see all those naugahide seats, all orange and plastic.

Being afraid of Honey and the bus driver, she ran back up the driveway to Mr. Abercrombie. Unfortunately, he had caught sight of Honey in the see through bra shirt and knew he had to have her. She was irresistible and:

 

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he was richer than Paris Hilton. Mr A knew he had to have her. But first, some financial shuffeling was in order, lest Mrs A get her hands on the A fortune. First thing he did was change his will naming Honey as sole beneficiary, Unfortuneately Sun got wind of this and

 

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set out to right this injustice. Sun conspired with Moon to get Honey out of the picture. They devised a plan and ordered the supplies they would need from ebay. Once everything was in place, they:

 

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decided to throw a party. A party would be the perfect place for the "accident". So they called upon their dads' good pal, Donald Trump and he offered to host the party in his swanky, gold NYC apartment. They won most of the ebay bids, and the goods were trickeling in. (some were ordered from overseas ebayers) Next up would be the guest list..

 

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The Donald knew nothing of Sun and Moon's plan to get rid of Honey...he was too embroiled in his own legal battle with Omorosa to deal with more conflict. For all he knew, this was a welcome to society party for Marcelo's new love. The guest list looked benign enough...Mr. Abercrombie and Honey, John Mayer and his girlfriend, Enrique Igelesis and his love, John Stamos and what?? Not Rebecca? The Donald would have to investigate that further.

Meanwhile back at the Abercrombie estate, poor Mrs. Abercrombie was packing her boxes. Mr. Abercrombie had bought her a one way bus ticket to Pigeon Forge(still My3's pick for the WORST spot in the country) Poor Mrs. Abercrombie.....20 year's of marriage, and she loses her husband to HOney, the woman no man can resist. If only he hadn't started selling her old bras as shirts, none of this would have ever happened. If only....

Back at the Trump apartment, Sun and Moon checked their plan. Candlesticks? check! Bottle of Canola oil? check! Large bag of those annoying plastic clips they put on better clothes in the department store to prevent theft? check! and finally a medium bag of pine nus? check! What could the evil plan be with those ingredients???

 

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(BTW, Moon, being fairly smart, *was* a bit curious why Sun had to order all that stuff from ebay, when they could have just gone to Wal-Mart and gotten all but the security clips for under $5.00. Sun, it seems, was a little over the top when it came to ebay and felt it was a much better deal to bid on the items. It was a fierce battle for the bottle of canola oil with some poor woman in the mid west. Sun won out(she always does) and scored a victory in the oil fight by paying $103.75 for it. All totalled, including shipping, was a charge to PayPal for $797.50)

 

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But Sun really really wanted this particular brand of canola oil although it was "gently" used it was not available in her area. So to Sun, this was still a good deal.

She needed this oil to float some pretty yellow daisy candles in to make it look like an accident.

She needed the security tags to place on HOney so she could not
just slip out of The Donald's swanky gold NYC apartment.

And finally she needed the pine nuts to make mootoos famous spinach salad:

1 package of fresh baby spinach
12 large strawberrys cut in slices
Combine spinach and strawberry
Mix with favorite rasberry dressing (moo preferrs Ken's Pecan rasberry)
1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese
1/2 cup toasted pine nuts
Lightly toss

Well now that all was out of the way it was back to the guest list.
It would include some of the most famous New Yorkers.

Of Course, Regis Philben and his wife, Kelly Ripa and her husband,
Rosie O'DOnnell and her new bride, Martha Stewart and her cellmate. ALso included were....