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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts
and had settled down in their old neighborhood, are
celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk
down the street to their old school. There, they hold
hands as they find the old desk they'd shared and where he
had carved, "I love you, Sally." On their way back home,
an armored car drives by and a bag of money falls out of
the armored car practically at their feet. Sally quickly
picks it up, but they don't know what to do with it so
they take it home.
There, she counts the money, and it's fifty thousand
dollars. The husband says, "We've got to give it back."
She says, "Finders keepers." And she puts the money back
in the bag and hides it up in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the
neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their
home. They say, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any
money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
She says, "No."
The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it up in the
attic."
She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him.
One says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking
home from school yesterday..."
The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Let's get out
of here."
and had settled down in their old neighborhood, are
celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk
down the street to their old school. There, they hold
hands as they find the old desk they'd shared and where he
had carved, "I love you, Sally." On their way back home,
an armored car drives by and a bag of money falls out of
the armored car practically at their feet. Sally quickly
picks it up, but they don't know what to do with it so
they take it home.
There, she counts the money, and it's fifty thousand
dollars. The husband says, "We've got to give it back."
She says, "Finders keepers." And she puts the money back
in the bag and hides it up in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the
neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their
home. They say, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any
money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
She says, "No."
The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it up in the
attic."
She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him.
One says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking
home from school yesterday..."
The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Let's get out
of here."
