Aw man, I had high hopes for Kali! I grew up with a great little amusement park near by (Opryland anyone??) and there was a ride called Grizzly River Rampage. We all boarded round rafts and waited eagerly to see who would get the "unlucky" seat and get drenched. Of course, as a kid I didn't mind squelching around for hours afterwards. I'm sure if it were still around I wouldn't find it nearly so great, either.
So the lesson is - don't go to great lengths to ride Kali.
Thanks y'all. That 5:00 FOTLK show sounds pretty good.