Friday, April 18, 2008:
Well, well, well. I finally made it to my first full day of my trip. Earlier than should be humanly possible. I forced myself to go back to sleep when I woke up around 5am. Around 6am, my body told me I had to wake up, and I thought it might possibly be an early entry day.
After I showered and changed, I arrived at the Security line at Downtown Disney at 7am to find that Fridays are not early mornings. Poop. Well, I also find that I'm not the first person there, either. One family was ahead of me, with 3 generations ready to experience the park.
Finally, around 7:30am, they allow us to get our bags checked so we could sit and wait the last half hour at the turnstiles. Not too much later after I am standing at the front of the gate, my phone rings. It's my friend who spotted me through a throng of people. I have no idea how she managed to do that, but I think it was my red hair. Still, I found that pretty impressive!
My plan was to do the Great Nemo Dash, not to be confused with the Dumbo Dash. Let the stroller crowd handle that. I wanted to ride the subs and get that over with. My friend had other plans, none of which included Nemo, so I told her that I'd call when I finished my quest.
Since I was first person at my turnstile, something that has never happened to me in my life, I thought I'd share the picture I took of the family chosen to open the park. I did use my zoom lens a bit, but still, I was very close.
Did you notice the Mickey flowers behind them? To the right of Mickey's face, you'll see Tinkerbell. Every minute or so, the trail of yellow flowers on the left of Mickey, aka "pixie dust", will sparkle with twinkling lights, catching up to Tinkerbell, who then sprinkles pixie dust into Mickey's face, causing him to twinkle, too. It's a cute effect, but I didn't get any photos of it.
At the Opening Ceremony, I made a beeline with the crowd around the left bend of the Matterhorn, as I heard that's where you had to follow the line to the Submarine Voyage.
Hmm, at a certain point, we had to follow the funeral processional to the entrance queue.
See that guy with the blue jacket in the middle of the picture? He was the cast member designated as the processional leader. You see those cast members in the background near the umbrella? It took us a while just to walk there. Brides walk down the aisle faster than we walked. Snails were passing us, cursing us out for moving too slow.
This, my friends, was the goal. I was 7th in line, so I knew I'd be on the first sub.
The submarine pilots were going through their paces as pre-opening procedures. In fact, I saw all sorts of cast members, paperwork, and clipboards. The subs weren't finished doing their rounds, so it seemed like hours before they'd let us on.
The ride takes 20 minutes or so. They let us into the sub around 8:20 or so, give or take a few minutes. But it was 8:45am before I was out of the sub and on my way to other things. Egad. I didn't return later to see what the wait times were, but I hope this super slo-mo start to my day was worth it.
I rode Mr. Toad and Pinocchio first thing, as those were attractions I love that I can't ride at WDW. I called my friend back to have her meet me in Fantasyland. She shared something quite startling to me.
Did I happen to see the news? No. I didn't turn on the TV because Catherine was still sleeping. Then my friend broke the news to me that Illinois had an earthquake.
ILLINOIS?? I travel to California, land of the earthquake, and central IL had a 5.2 earthquake that could be felt in Chicago. The irony of that situation slapped me around a bit.
We did a few Fantasyland rides, and swung over to ToonTown to ride Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin. We waved some people past us to take a look at some of the queue details. I never noticed the wallpaper in Baby Herman's dressing room has Jessica Rabbit shaped pattern. I pointed out my favorite thing in the pre-boarding area: On the wall, just behind the ride vehicles, you'll find Our First Simolean. Instead of a typical dollar bill, it figures the Toon version is a "one simolean" bill. I just love those fun details.
Soon after, we headed to DCA so I could pick up a chocolate croissant to curb the no breakfast hunger and head to the avocado culinary demo at Pacific Wharf.
The chef was Mr. Personality, and just the cutest thing, but I don't recall his name.
What was he making with avocado? A sauce. An avocado tomatillo sauce to go on a piece of salmon made with a chipotle glaze, topped with a salsa relish made with roasted corn and black beans.
He said that he often doesn't care for the color of the blended product, so he'll often brighten the colors up by devious means. Ok, I added the devious part, but the guy had a point. By adding bunches of spinach and chicken stock into the sauce he made with avocados, garlic and tomatillos, the color was a brighter green.
Get those drool bibs out! Here comes the salmon!
This was a thing of beauty. And the portion was mighty generous. He used some serrano chiles in this dish, so there was a bit of heat, but nothing that made me want to dunk my head in a bucket 'o water. In short, it was delicious.
But like the mushroom demo, I felt that the avocado was a secondary player in the dish. I shouldn't complain, because both dishes were delicious!
At this point, I realize that I should have looked at my phone because I didn't feel my phone signal me that I had a message. I noticed that I had a couple text messages Catherine sent me yesterday pop up. Strange! But also, there was another message from Catherine wondering where we were. Uh oh, was she awake in time to go to the demo?
After we caught up with her, we found out that she was not around in time for this demo, but she managed to tell us that:
1. The room fridge was set to Eskimo. Her bread pudding was frozen solid. She had to take it out into the sun to thaw it.
2. She found a nearby liquor store to purchase her Diet Coke for less than the $2.75 highway robbery prices at Disney. She was buying Diet Coke at the time my other friend and I were waiting for the demo.
3. She was going to the beer demo starting shortly.
Ok, I'm for that! I didn't actually catch Catherine in person until I got into line at the beer demo. The Karl Strauss Brewing Company was doing this demo at the booze demo location across the Wharf area.
This was our Beer Ambassador. At least that's what her shirt said. Catherine blurted out what I had been thinking. We both wanted one of those shirts.
Now I've done the Sam Adams beer demo at WDW. This is how we got our samples:
And here was how the Karl Strauss beers were served:
We have their Endless Summer Light, the Amber Lager, the Stargazer IPA (Pale Ale), and Windansea Wheat Hefeweisen. My favorite was the Amber Lager.
Nice, no? However, there was a beer accident before we were seated, but some tacky guy who was seated across the way took advantage of some of the remains of beer that survived the tumble by doing shots and returning to his seat. Classy.
Unlike the Sam Adams demo, this lady knew her stuff. In fact, we were practically becoming intern brewmasters, if you looked at the visuals next to her on the display. This was more than I ever needed to know about brewing beer, and I remember practically nothing of the process.
It's no accident the Karl Strauss beer cart is two steps away from the demo area.
Since our friend was on her own, Catherine and I got some lunch with the festival offerings. I ordered the lobster lollipop and the cheese soup, and Catherine had the soup and the beef slider.
Lobster Lollipop
This was a hit. The entire thing worked, and the red pepper remoulade was tasty! The outside was crispy and the lobster was tender. In order to get the remoulade, I had to slide the lobster toward the top of the stick each time I wanted to dip. Yum!
White Cheddar Soup
Le Cellier, eat your heart out! I think this soup surpassed Le Cellier's similar soup. I found this less salty than the famous cheddar soup from WDW, but there was the same bacon flavor under it all. If this was Iron Chef: Cheddar Soup Battle, the DCA version would win. The bread bowl is a cute touch, too.
Pepper Crusted Beef Tenderloin Slider
Catherine said this was "just ok".
Since we had to be at the Winemaker Dinner at Steakhouse 55 at 6pm (or so I've been led to believe), I didn't want to have any more food at the culinary demo. Catherine and I met up with our friend by Sam Andreas Shakes.
Word to the wise, folks. You don't want to hang out there any longer than you have to. There's a percussive area with what looks like farm equipment and cowbells tacked on a wall, and kids are allowed to make an unholy racket on those items, creating a cacophony that requires a side order of Advil.
We left this area quickly to head to Monster's Inc. I keep wanting to add "Laugh Floor". You can tell I still have Walt Disney World on the brain! I'm so glad we managed to ride this. Our friend pointed out the queue line things that made Roger Rabbit queue look tame. There's a great menu on the wall that reads like a gross version of a sushi menu, and it was just too clever. By the time we got the vehicle loading area, the vending machine had some great snack items like
Bag 'o Calories and
Sugar, Salt & Fat. Finally! Truth in advertising!
The coolest thing ever was in the Animation Building. I hadn't seen it before, but I heard about the Toy Story Zoetrope. This thing is pretty amazing, and I think everyone needs to see this. A typical zoetrope is cylindrical, with slits cut at intervals. Painted images on the inside are sequenced on the inside, like animation drawings. When you spin the cylinder and look through the slits, it causes an optical illusion that mimics the same effect as a motion picture, so it appears to be animated.
This version is three dimensional on a platform. Each animation is part of a series of poses in concentric circles on a circular platform. When the platform is not moving, you can see where each sculpture is posed differently. Once it starts spinning at high speeds and a strobe light is added, the magic happens, and you're seeing some really fun three dimensional animation.
We left DCA to grab a FastPass for Indiana Jones for later. We decided to go see the original Tiki Room show because well, the original show beats the Under New Management show at WDW. Our minds went to the gutter when we were standing in the preshow area. There's just something about Maui that we never noticed before, and it really cracked us up. Since this is a family board, I can't share it.
But the interesting thing was that our cast member for the show looked like the Pat character from Saturday Night Live. Seriously. The hair. The glasses. The ambiguous androgeny. Male? Female? I'm thinking female, but it was pretty wild to see a character come to life. The last time this happened to me, I saw the real life Ned Flanders from The Simpsons at the Adventurers Club.
After riding Pirates and Haunted Mansion, we left to head back to change clothes for our Winemaker Dinner.
Next: Winemaker Dinner and the Funniest Comment Overheard.