Feeling Random??

[Raven_the_Bird]

“I saw Billy Idol about 6 years ago getting out of limo and I yelled "Billy Idol!!" at him, in case maybe he forgot. He gave me a thumbs up.”

“Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

“The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her ‘My whole life is a dark room’ part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said, "**** it, we'll use our own spooky dark-haired girl," and called in Davey.”

 

[marypops!]

I'm hungry D-:

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

“One day, when I was young, my Dad brought home a guitar. I was quite intrigued and went to pick it up but he said, ‘Son, unless you can wail on that thing like Nuno Bettencourt from Extreme or maybe Steve Vai when he was playing with David Lee Roth and he had the sweet double-necked guitar that was like two legs coming out of a heart, keep your damn hands off it!’ And I never touched a guitar again. So to answer your question, yes, I answer the phone whether it rings or not.”

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

“An exclamation mark makes everything I say more exciting!”

“My favorite foods used to be granola bars and chicken, but then I became vegetarian, so now it's just chicken.”

“Perhaps you could name your cat Meow so it could be smart and say its own name. Or you could name it Stupidcatgetoutofhere and it would be really confused if you tried to call it over to you.”

"AFireInside, to me, means these three other guys who drink all the soy milk backstage before I get a damn drop of it."

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Interviewer: “I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single night?”
Jade: “Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, ‘That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!’ Wrong choice of words.”


I also like the one under that, but I'm not going to post it, lol.

 

[marypops!]

Bored...

I need more Swagbucks.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Jade: “We don't encourage our fans to send us dead things.”
Davey: “Or alive things.”

Interviewer: “If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?”
Jade: “I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.” Davey: [looking confused] “What?!”


Q: “What are the most embarrassing things to happen onstage?”
Adam: “Napalm sweat dripped into my eye once and blinded me for half the set. I also poked myself in the eye with my drumstick.” Jade: “In Boise on the Rancid, tour I went to run up the wall and jump off it but my foot went straight through instead and my leg was buried in the wall up to my knee.” Adam: “That was great!” Jade: “I tried to play a blazing solo to take people’s minds off it but I don’t think it worked…” Adam: “Worked for me.”


Interviewer: “What's the weirdest question you've ever been asked?”
Jade: “I don't know, but the answer was probably ‘seven’.”


Jade: “Aww, man!!! S***! I just dropped my favorite eyeliner!”
Jade: “I just dropped my favorite earplugs on the floor, too. Interviewer: “You have favorites?” Jade: “Yeah, I just started using them like an hour ago, and I really liked them, so now they're my favorites."

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"It's never too late to start playing an instrument. I just bought a harmonica, maybe we could start a really horrible band. We'll play guitar/harmonica screamo math rock and our name will be The Butterfly's or Fairy Dust, it's up to you. Our first album will be called, "You Hurt My Feelings". In other news, chords are a group of notes played simultaneously to create a harmonized sound, tablature is a system of musical notation for people who don't read music."


"You could be a hit man for the Scorpions; your job is to kill people and make me macaroni and cheese."


"Well, if they’re going to KaZaa or Limewire, then I’d have to say they’re really behind the times." (On people downloading Blaqk Audio songs/bonus songs illegally)


"Being born, no? Being conceived maybe? Does the i in conceived come before the e? It looks wrong. I know that it's supposed to be i before e except after c, but this one comes after TWO c's so maybe they cancel each other out."

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

“Our new AP covers are out this weekend, and, in the spirit of shameless self-promotion.........
BUY MY FACE!!

Kerrang : What’s the cruellest prank you’ve ever pulled?
Jade: “Cruelest” is spelled wrong there. Kerrang : Sir, it’s right. Unless you’re using crazy American spelling. Jade: (authoritatively) I’m six-times state spelling bee champion, I’m totally right. Unless you’re using crazy English spelling. Anyway, maybe not cruelest, but one of the best pranks we ever did was at this show where there was a curtain over the backstage entrance instead of a door. We hung up this slice of pizza at face height, then put a bowl of cereal and two doughnuts on the ground, so that when someone came in they’d get a face full of pizza, then step into the stuff on the floor and have a pair of weird shoes.


"I'm so ****ed on the show tonight. Fudged. Sorry kids, if you curse you're the worst."


“Actually, we promised you dirt and hippy leaf cakes...”

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"But yeah! It's exciting to finally have something out even if it's one song. I know most of you probably already have rips of Stiff Kittens but dig up some change in the cushions of your couch and buy it. If you put the change in the CD tray of your computer and close it, the money goes right to Apple and the song automatically downloads to your desktop.
On second though, there will be one person who actually does that and then gets mad because their computer bursts into flames, so please don't put change in your computer people, I lied."

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Really bored...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Looking at old versions of this page...( http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jade_Puget )



"I think Tucson should armwrestle Phoenix and whoever wins, we'll play there."


A.F.I. came here in Feb...like two years ago. On the 19th...I think. I'll go check something...I know one of my "friends" went to that concert.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

http://www.rialtotheatre.com/calendar/index.php?month=2&year=2007

17th...

Scary Kids Scaring Kids came on the 20th?!

They came in March 2008 too, I think. They were at The Rock...I think it was March, I just know that it was when I still had my cellphone.

 

[marypops!]

Lalalalalalalala Blah!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Rockstar Energy Drink Presents the AP Tour (Rock)
with The Maine, 3oh!3, Family Force 5, Hit The Lights, Rocket To The Moon

http://www.rialtotheatre.com/calendar/index.php?month=3&year=2009

ON SALE SATURDAY, JANUARY 17TH


Presented by Phenomenon/ProMotion Concerts
$15 general admission advance
$15 general admission day of show



$15? That's like, how much concerts at The Rock are...

 

[marypops!]

It's so quiet...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I wish I had seen them Dec. 11th...with Innerpartysystem. After I got my ticket to KFMA's Unsilent Night I didn't really want to get a ticket to 3OH!3...since the two concerts were really close and I didn't want to get sick after one concert and not be able to go to the other...KFMA concert, $20 for the first 1,000 tickets/first day on sale...the other concert was like, $10...lol. That concert got sold out...The Rock is pretty small. I was sick that week, I still felt sick the day of the Death Cab (KFMA's concert) concert, I wanted my mother to stay with me incase I threw up and wanted to go home. I just kept her cellphone, I never threw up so I never called her. I like talking about nothing.

 

[Smiley.Socks]

Hello.
I played netball after school.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Deadfishsandwich:i just wanted to tell you that youre the reason i started guitar because i wanted to be as cool as you, only the girl version. and i was wondering that since i dont have any and you seem to be a nice dude, would be my friend? Jade:Of course I'll be your friend, I'm also the cool girl version of me. Maybe if you changed your username you might attract more friends, and less flies

Really bored...hey, it's raining again...