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From the other thread, I was shocked, SHOCKED, I tells ya, at the number of people who dislike Seinfeld. It's probably my all-time favorite show.
I know there are probably dozens of lists of Favorite Episodes on the internet, but what do DIS posters think? (Haters are welcome to comment too.)
I'll start. (The titles are probably not the actual titles used for the show.)
Hamptons
George's date walking around topless.
Ya gotta see the baaaybee.....who turns out to be "breathtakingly" ugly.
Kramer having fun on the beach.
And of course, shrinkage.
Marble Rye
Susan's snooty tipsy mother.
Horse passing gas.
Jerry's "Shut up, you old bag" when he steals the marble rye from the old lady.
Elaine's saxophone player boyfriend who agrees but fails to expand his "repertoire".
Reeling in the marble rye via the fishing pole.
Couch
"Poppi peed on my sofa!!!"
George watching Breakfast at Tiffany's at a stranger's house instead of reading the book.
Bette Midler
Satire on the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding ice skating scandal.
Elaine meets and impresses J. Peterman. "Innocence and mayhem at once."
Asian nail salon workers talking behind Elaine's back.
George's father meets old Korean girlfriend.
Puffy Shirt
Low Talker.
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!!"
George gets job as hand model. But don't worry, he won't end up like the previous model. He even won a contest to ensure so.
Soup Nazi
Newman practicing how to give the Soup Nazi the money.
"You're pressing your luck, Little Man."
Elaine and George can't stand Jerry and "Schmoopie's" constant PDA.
Armoire stolen by bullies.
Elaine's revenge for being banned.
Elaine's Mannequin
Jerry's girlfriend won't eat pie.
Poppi not washing his hands after using restroom, and then kneading the dough.
The "not a psycho" lady in the next booth at the diner.
Haughty saleslady Natasha...."I don't know."
Natasha undressing mannequin while George watches.
Mannequin being spanked.
Sauna
Teri Hatcher's "They're real, and they're spectacular." Nuff said.
How about you?
I know there are probably dozens of lists of Favorite Episodes on the internet, but what do DIS posters think? (Haters are welcome to comment too.)
I'll start. (The titles are probably not the actual titles used for the show.)
Hamptons
George's date walking around topless.
Ya gotta see the baaaybee.....who turns out to be "breathtakingly" ugly.
Kramer having fun on the beach.
And of course, shrinkage.
Marble Rye
Susan's snooty tipsy mother.
Horse passing gas.
Jerry's "Shut up, you old bag" when he steals the marble rye from the old lady.
Elaine's saxophone player boyfriend who agrees but fails to expand his "repertoire".
Reeling in the marble rye via the fishing pole.
Couch
"Poppi peed on my sofa!!!"
George watching Breakfast at Tiffany's at a stranger's house instead of reading the book.
Bette Midler
Satire on the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding ice skating scandal.
Elaine meets and impresses J. Peterman. "Innocence and mayhem at once."
Asian nail salon workers talking behind Elaine's back.
George's father meets old Korean girlfriend.
Puffy Shirt
Low Talker.
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!!"
George gets job as hand model. But don't worry, he won't end up like the previous model. He even won a contest to ensure so.
Soup Nazi
Newman practicing how to give the Soup Nazi the money.
"You're pressing your luck, Little Man."
Elaine and George can't stand Jerry and "Schmoopie's" constant PDA.
Armoire stolen by bullies.
Elaine's revenge for being banned.
Elaine's Mannequin
Jerry's girlfriend won't eat pie.
Poppi not washing his hands after using restroom, and then kneading the dough.
The "not a psycho" lady in the next booth at the diner.
Haughty saleslady Natasha...."I don't know."
Natasha undressing mannequin while George watches.
Mannequin being spanked.
Sauna
Teri Hatcher's "They're real, and they're spectacular." Nuff said.
How about you?
