favorite pre-ride sayings

[AmandaSparks730]

I know the monorail is not really a ride, but I love what they say in Spanish and English before the doors close.

I have a t-shirt with the saying in Spanish. Teehee.

 

[gymnastgirlflips]

Oh my gosh! I have alot of these.

Im surprised a couple of you really like "Please put your hands up before exiting- buh bye!" Gets me every time!

Ok- this one is kind of creepy, but on the Tower of Terror when that little girl is singing "Its raining, its pouring" Like the whole time, I kind of like that.

On Soarin, when that guy has those Mickey Ears on "Store all extra items in the bag below you, even those little beauties" I think that's hilarious, just his expression.

Muppets 3D- Idk his name, but the rat guy who comes on in a Mickey Mouse costume and he goes "What!? They dont know the difference, they're tourists!" or something similiar to that.

Dinosuar- "The road might be a little bumpy (goes to scene with a little girl about to fly out of the car)... what's the worst that can happen??" and then during the ride "You're not going to make it, you're not going to make it, you made it!!!!" Kinda weird.

Ellen's Energy of course! There are some funny parts in hers, I love it.

Ok, I also like The Laugh Floor's little video before the show "Remember, ventriliquists are not funny" and alot of other things like that.

Last... I would have to say i also love "move to the DEAD venter of the room" I love the CMs in there, the last one stared me down the last time. He won though, and when I looked back at him he had disappeared. Freaky

Long list, sorry!

 

[Aimbier31]

Muppets- it's called a salute to all nations but mostly america!

Great Movie Ride- all the movies in that room before you go to the ride "no one can hear you scream in space" "were singing in the rain"

these arent bafor the ride but some of my fav in ride ones

"Ready when you are C.B" "red light i hate red lights. but running a red light is against the law and i would never break the law. hey kid watch this "shoots" no more red light" "hey lady i think he likes ya"

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

I know the monorail is not really a ride, but I love what they say in Spanish and English before the doors close.

I have that on my ipod! /geek

 

[GoofysOnlyGirl]

Oh my gosh! I have alot of these.

Im surprised a couple of you really like "Please put your hands up before exiting- buh bye!" Gets me every time!

Ok- this one is kind of creepy, but on the Tower of Terror when that little girl is singing "Its raining, its pouring" Like the whole time, I kind of like that.

On Soarin, when that guy has those Mickey Ears on "Store all extra items in the bag below you, even those little beauties" I think that's hilarious, just his expression.

Muppets 3D- Idk his name, but the rat guy who comes on in a Mickey Mouse costume and he goes "What!? They dont know the difference, they're tourists!" or something similiar to that.

Dinosuar- "The road might be a little bumpy (goes to scene with a little girl about to fly out of the car)... what's the worst that can happen??" and then during the ride "You're not going to make it, you're not going to make it, you made it!!!!" Kinda weird.

Ellen's Energy of course! There are some funny parts in hers, I love it.

Ok, I also like The Laugh Floor's little video before the show "Remember, ventriliquists are not funny" and alot of other things like that.

Last... I would have to say i also love "move to the DEAD venter of the room" I love the CMs in there, the last one stared me down the last time. He won though, and when I looked back at him he had disappeared. Freaky

Long list, sorry!

I forgot about ellen and the laugh floor. both are GREAT.

 

[softball chick]

I had a bellhop on ToT who said something like:
"Buckle your seat belt from the right to the left. If you do it left to right, the person sitting next to you won't be here when you get back."

 

[gymnastgirlflips]

I had a bellhop on ToT who said something like:
"Buckle your seat belt from the right to the left. If you do it left to right, the person sitting next to you won't be here when you get back."

lol that's hilarious. Its kind of weird, the bellhops I get now are all genorous and kind. I liked it when I got the creepy ones, they are just way more fun. Maybe they got too many complaints from parents of little kids when they go on the first time.

 

[princesskelz]

"Please stand up before exiting. Bye bye!"

ToT, of course

MuppetVision 3D pre-show.

xD
stoping in the middle of the row is un patriotic XD

or

your not mickey mouse your a rat xD
i love the whole pre movie to that ride.

and of corse

Por favor,mantengas alejado de las puertas

 

[PigletGurl]

I have that on my ipod! /geek

what is it?

 

[HouseMD1120]

Oh my gosh! I have alot of these.

Im surprised a couple of you really like "Please put your hands up before exiting- buh bye!" Gets me every time!

Ok- this one is kind of creepy, but on the Tower of Terror when that little girl is singing "Its raining, its pouring" Like the whole time, I kind of like that.

On Soarin, when that guy has those Mickey Ears on "Store all extra items in the bag below you, even those little beauties" I think that's hilarious, just his expression.

Muppets 3D- Idk his name, but the rat guy who comes on in a Mickey Mouse costume and he goes "What!? They dont know the difference, they're tourists!" or something similiar to that.

Dinosuar- "The road might be a little bumpy (goes to scene with a little girl about to fly out of the car)... what's the worst that can happen??" and then during the ride "You're not going to make it, you're not going to make it, you made it!!!!" Kinda weird.

Ellen's Energy of course! There are some funny parts in hers, I love it.

Ok, I also like The Laugh Floor's little video before the show "Remember, ventriliquists are not funny" and alot of other things like that.

Last... I would have to say i also love "move to the DEAD venter of the room" I love the CMs in there, the last one stared me down the last time. He won though, and when I looked back at him he had disappeared. Freaky

Long list, sorry!

I like all of those

 

[rock.my.socks]

I love all the ones you guys said already, but espiecially on the ToT.
When I went on last year the bellhop told us to put one person ton the one dot two people on the 2 dot and so on. He told us he'd alrady reduced the crowds in the park by 10%

 

[CrazySteph]

Not sure if this counts...

But I loved when 4 For a Dollar did the pre-show at Beauty and the Beast: Live on Stage.

EDIT: Haha, yeah Steph. And Sam the Eagle. Haha.

"Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic!"

lol haha!!! Sam Eagle cracks me up!! I love it when Kermit asks if he is ready. and Sam's like "It's a wonderful 3 hour finale to salute all nations but mostly America"
"You've got 30 seconds!"
"*gasp!*"

and I can't remember who said it.. i THINK it was Sam but they asked everying during the preshow to exit in an orderly fashion.. lol and they all trample over each other.. haha lol

Oh my gosh! I have alot of these.

Im surprised a couple of you really like "Please put your hands up before exiting- buh bye!" Gets me every time!

Ok- this one is kind of creepy, but on the Tower of Terror when that little girl is singing "Its raining, its pouring" Like the whole time, I kind of like that.

On Soarin, when that guy has those Mickey Ears on "Store all extra items in the bag below you, even those little beauties" I think that's hilarious, just his expression.

Muppets 3D- Idk his name, but the rat guy who comes on in a Mickey Mouse costume and he goes "What!? They dont know the difference, they're tourists!" or something similiar to that.

Dinosuar- "The road might be a little bumpy (goes to scene with a little girl about to fly out of the car)... what's the worst that can happen??" and then during the ride "You're not going to make it, you're not going to make it, you made it!!!!" Kinda weird.

Ellen's Energy of course! There are some funny parts in hers, I love it.

Ok, I also like The Laugh Floor's little video before the show "Remember, ventriliquists are not funny" and alot of other things like that.

Last... I would have to say i also love "move to the DEAD venter of the room" I love the CMs in there, the last one stared me down the last time. He won though, and when I looked back at him he had disappeared. Freaky

Long list, sorry!

I totally forgot about ELLEN! oh my gosh! She has the funniest pre show ever!! lol like when she is talking on the phone!!! That whole ride is hilarious!! especially at the end when they're playing jeapordy!!! shes my idol!

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

"Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as if you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching, or is it just your imagination, hmmm?
And consider this dismaying observation; this chamber has no windows and no doors! Which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!
Of course, there's always my way..."

 

[princesskelz]

how could i forget

if any of you folks are wearin hats or glasses best remove them cause this hear's the wildest ride in the wilderness!! XD

 

[Aimbier31]

welcome to ellens energy adventure- remember i might be in your car wait why would i b in your car did u forget to lock it, you might turn around and punch me in the face. i used to call her stupid judy lol

We invite you, if you dare, to step aboard because in tonight's episode you are the star, and this elevator travels directly to . . . The Twilight Zone."

rock'n roller coaster mak it a stretch wait make it a super stretch

 

[Aimbier31]

i found some really good ride quotes here http://www.laughingplace.com/News-PID511600-511604.asp

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

"Dead men tell no tales" "Dead men tell no tales" and repeat xD
Though that's more on ride, I s'pose.

 

[rock.my.socks]

"Traffic buggin' ya?" "Then step on it!"

 

[tinkerbell12]

The Soarin' one.

"And of course... these little beauties..."

ahaha

 

[gymnastgirlflips]

lol in the car today this monrning i completeley just randomly said "I had the best nickname for her.... stupid Judy." lol I just couldn;t remember them from Ellen, good thing somebody remembered the qoutes from that show.