Favorite movie quotes

[2HOT2touch]

put down all of your favorite movie uotes they dont have be disney movies

mine are:

Just last week i say Madona at a store and talked her out of buying a really hanous dress. Who ever said orange was the new pink was SERIOUSLY disturbed.


wut are you doing no no not good. you burned all the food the shelter. THE RUM!!!
yes the rum is gone
but why is the rum gone?
well for one it turns even the most repectical men in to complete scoundrals and two the ENTIRE royal Navy is out looking for me do you think there is even the slightest chance that they won't see this?!?!?!

 

[2HOT2touch]

sorry its quotes

 

[daughter_of_amid_chaos]

"So who are we making jealous this time?"
"Everyone Nicole everyone"

This is from Drive Me Crazy.

 

[Twinkles6892]

"Oh! Last week I saw Camron Diaz at Fred Siegel and talked her out of buying this truly hanous angora sweater. Who ever said orange was the new pink, was seriously disturbed!"

"You got into Harvard Law?"
"What? Like it's hard???"

"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE????"

As you can see, I am totally obessed with Legally Blonde, It's like, made just about me

 

[DisneyGirl421]

mine are:

Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here 'cause he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
Are you achin'...
Yup, yup, yup.
For some bacon.
Yup, yup, yup.
He's a big pig.
Yup, yup, yup.
You can be a big pig, too. Oy. ~lion king

Neva Feah, Brooklyn is heah! ~newsies

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming... ~nemo

Are you suggesting coconuts MIGRATE?!?! ~monty python & the holy grail

You know how men are... they think 'no' means 'yes' and 'get lost' is 'take me i'm yours!' ~hercules

Nobody puts baby in the corner ~Dirty Dancing

She's gone from suck to blow! ~Spaceballs

I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby ~10 things I hate about you

Mike Eruzione! Winthrop, Massachusettes!
Who do you play for?
I play for the United States of America! ~miracle

This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles! ~Shrek

Leave your ******* hula shirts at home! ~Pearl harbor

...wow thats alot... lol i luv movies!

 

[miraclegirl]

"Again!"-miracle
"I used to date a euncuh
I"ll go get my coat"
"If you like pain, try wearing a corset!"-pirates
"What is your name?
Arthur, king of the britons.
what is your quest
i seek the Holy Grail
what is the average velocity of an unlaiden swallow.
african or european?
hmm, i dont know (thown off cliff) ahhhhhh!"-monty python and the Holy Grail
"Are you talking to me?"-taxi driver
"so sue me!"-Guys and Dolls
"fish are friends, not food"-finding nemo
"cause your small, small, s-m-all"-cannonball run

i think thats all...for now at least.

 

[disneyangel7488]

Wow, I have so many but here are a few:

"1) How can you read this? There's no pictures! 2) Well, some people use their imagination." - Beauty and the Beast

"1.You know what i need is a guardian angel, to tell me what to do. 2.Well, if you find him, give him my phone number." - Grease

"Exercise produces endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands." - Legally Blonde

"That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly! But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha ha!" - Shrek

"Hakuna Matata!" - The Lion King

That's all I can think of for now

 

[natty41]

Here are a few of my faves:


Jimmy Dugan:Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your "butt".
~ A League of Their Own

Colonel Mustard: Just checking...
Mrs. Peacock: Everything all right?
Colonel Mustard: Yup, two corpses, everything's fine.
~ Clue

Bob Wallace: Miss Haynes, if you're ever under a falling building and someone offers to pick you upand carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye.
Betty Haynes: What did that mean?
Bob Wallace: It means we're going to Vermont.
~ White Christmas

Sally: Why do I always have to sit next to the exes? Is this some kind of a hint, sweetheart? Anyway, shouldn't the exes have a table of their own, where they can all ex together in ex-quisite agony?
~ The Hours

 

[Pink_Tink]

"Weddings!I love Weddings!Drinks all round!"
"I'm going to bed before either of you get us killed or worse,EXPELLED!"
"As you Wish"

Those are mine...I cant think of any more

 

[spacemountain]

Kuzco: Let me guess. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: Bring it on.

Yzma: Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground. Kronk: Don't you mean "or"? Yzma: [sighs] Tell us where the talking llama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground. Chaca: Well, which one is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjuction.
-from The Emperor's New Groove



Sid: From now on, refer to me as 'Lord of the Flame'!
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire!
-from Ice Age



George: Is this belt tacky or beltacular?

Lucy: You are the most selfish human being on the planet!
George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?

Helen: Can I get you anything? George: Actually, I'd like a milk dud. Helen: Well I don't have any, but I could order out for one. George: That's just silly. If you're going to order out for one, you might as well get a whole box!
-from Two Weeks Notice

these are some of my very favorites

 

[Blink14]

anything from Monty Python or Spaceballs!

 

[tinkerbell81284]

Escapé sounds alot like Escape - Dory "Finding Nemo"

I can't think of any more at the moment... tinkerbell81284

 

[SyracuseWolvrine]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses" - blues brothers

"Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones" - dr strangelove

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" - cool hand luke

 

[BabyLove99]

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night." --All About Eve

"I don't know. Maybe all there really is is just the next thing. The next thing that happens. Maybe you're not supposed to remember anybody's promises." --The Misfits

"I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy." --The Philadelphia Story

"It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two." --Breakfast at Tiffany's

 

[Haunted Mansion 2006]

"There is no good and evil, there is only power...and those too weak to seek it."
-Quirrel off of Harry Potter

 

[CruiserDew37]

All time favorite:

"Hi, Allyson. It's Cookie."





Kind of an inside joke, but still really funny!

 

[Roxter79]

Originally posted by miraclegirl
"Again!"-miracle
"I used to date a euncuh
I"ll go get my coat"
"If you like pain, try wearing a corset!"-pirates
"What is your name?
Arthur, king of the britons.
what is your quest
i seek the Holy Grail
what is the average velocity of an unlaiden swallow.
african or european?
hmm, i dont know (thown off cliff) ahhhhhh!"-monty python and the Holy Grail
"Are you talking to me?"-taxi driver
"so sue me!"-Guys and Dolls
"fish are friends, not food"-finding nemo
"cause your small, small, s-m-all"-cannonball run

i think thats all...for now at least.

"I used to date a euncuh" wasn't in POTC


I've got a lot here's a few for now


"It's non-denial denial"- All the President's Men

Lucy: You are the most selfish human being on the planet!
George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?

Helen: Can I get you anything?
George: Actually, I'd like a milk dud.
Helen: Well I don't have any, but I could order out for one. George: That's just silly. If you're going to order out for one, you might as well get a whole box!

Lucy: You've called everyone BUT Slurpy Heaven!
George: That's not true I did call Slurpy Heaven. They didn't want you, heard you had attitude. Said you weren't Slurpy Material.

George: Did you say "Billy I love you?"
-from Two Weeks Notice one of my favourite movies

 

[chrissyt27]

Quotes from some of my favorite movies

The Princess Bride

Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Star Trek: First Contact

Zephram Cochrane: And, you people, you're are all astronauts . . . on some kind of star trek?

 

[disnee15]

William: I am William Wallace
Soldier: William Wallace is 7ft Tall
William: Aye, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the english with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ****.

Stephen: This can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man.

Robert the Bruce: Historians from England will say I'm a liar, but history was written by those who have hanged heros.

-Braveheart-

 

[stitchthealmighty]

American Pie
Jim: What exactly does third base feel like?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Oz: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Oz: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?

Austin Powers
Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!

Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!

Guy in Bathroom (Tom Arnold): Hey Partner! C'mon, you gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!

Back To The Future
Doc Brown: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mile per hour, you're gonna see some serious s***."

The Blues Brothers
Lady at the door: Are you the police?
Elwood: No ma'am. We're musicians.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Cameron: (Singing) When Cameron was in Egypt's laaand.....Let my Cameron goooooo!

Ferris: It's not that I condone facism....or any "ism" for that matter. "Isms" in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism", they should believe in themself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles...I just believe in me." A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people!

Rooney: (Looking at the Cubs baseball game on TV) What's the score?
Pizza Guy: Nothin' nothin'.
Rooney: Who's winning?
Pizza Guy: The Bears.

Teacher: (taking attendance) Bueller?....... Bueller?.......Bueller?
Girl: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Full Metal Jacket
Drill Instructor: God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
Drill Instructor: I can't hear you!
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!

Drill Instructor: And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever.

The Godfather
Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Ghostbusters
Venkman: Back off, Man. I'm a scientist.

Ray: I think we better split up.
Egon: Good idea.
Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

Jerry Maguire
Ray: Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry: Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?

Jerry: I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during a super bowl game you are winning.

Men In Black
Agent J: Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we're crusin' around in a Ford P.O.S

Top Gun
Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick & Goose: The need for speed!

Charlie: Excuse me Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes maam. The data on the MIG is innacurate.
Charlie: How's that Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well I just happend to see a MIG 28 do...
Goose: We... we.
Maverick: Sorry Goose We happended to see a MIG 28 do a 4G negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: That's classified.
Charlie: That's what?
Maverick: That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.