Favorite movie quotes

[MomofKatie]

Inconceivable!!

You seem a decent fellow- I hate to kill you.
You seem a decent fellow- I hate to die.

Mawwiage!

Gently!!!!!!

 

[Jaspers]

My all-time favorite quote is probably "One: don't you ever touch me again. Two: don't you ever touch me again" from Pacific Rim.

 

[Walt's Dream]

"Have fun storming the castle."
Princess Bride

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli"
...Godfathers?

 

[low-key]

and Cadillac Man - He is a no **** guy

 

[UncleMike101]

From the theatrical release of Dune.
Gurney Halleck (Patrick Stewart) as he leaves on an assignment.
“"Behold, as a wild donkey in the desert go I forth to my work”
Only he didn't say "donkey" and the built in censor won't allow me to use the proper word.

(It's actually a paraphrase from The Old Testament King James bible, Job 24:5.)

 

[rickybobby]

"I carried a watermelon." ~ Baby, Dirty Dancing

I use this one a lot. In the last few years, fewer people are "getting" it.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

 

[rickybobby]

If you ain't first, yer last.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

I love you.

I know.

 

[PollyannaMom]

"The Force is strong with this one."

(insert whatever we're talking about in place of "Force" - the sass, the sarcasm, etc.)

 

[PollyannaMom]

"You is kind, you is smart, you is important."

- The Help

 

[PollyannaMom]

"Life finds a way."

- Jurassic Park

 

[PollyannaMom]

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."

 

[themommy]

From Mel Brooks’ Robinhood Men in tights:

Every time I hear someone in real life or a movie say “we’re men”, my brain starts singing “We’re men. We’re men in tights. Tight tights!”

From Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein:

Anyone says the word knockers and My brain goes straight to “What big knockers you have!”

My all time favorites are from Steve Martin’s The Jerk:

I look forward to the phonebook being delivered every single year so I can grab it and run in the house and yell “The new phone books are here! I’m somebody now!”

Also, the inevitable “That’s all I need. And this thermos. And this chair. And this”....this is where I fill in whatever else the person said they needed.

To great comedians!

 

[amcnj]

An interesting offshoot are famous movie quotes that never really were.

Like “you dirty rat”, “we don’t need no stinking badges” and “Luke I am your father”!

It’s interesting how what was actually said gets twisted a little and lives on in its new form. And makes you wonder who really coined these “new and improved” versions.

 

[scrump]

Not just a movie quote for me, more like a life mantra, from Lethal Weapon:

"That’s why I don’t have an ulcer, because I know when to say, 'I don't give a f***'"

 

[Gumbo4x4]

An interesting offshoot are famous movie quotes that never really were.

Like “you dirty rat”, “we don’t need no stinking badges” and “Luke I am your father”!

It’s interesting how what was actually said gets twisted a little and lives on in its new form. And makes you wonder who really coined these “new and improved” versions.

Play it again, Sam.

 

[shoney]

“This one time in band camp...”. American pie

Especially useful when my teen boys are nagging and won’t stop. Nothing shuts them up like the quote above. Lol. For the record, I don’t finish it!

 

[ronandannette]

Most of our quotes are from Christmas Vacation.

"Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" "I don't know, Margo."
"Grace? She died 30 years ago."

I do use the one from Under the Tuscan Sun: "Lighten up, Frances." Which I actually think is a quote from Stripes (with "Francis").

I would have sworn that quote came from A Bug's Life.

Our all-time most used:
"You're a sad, strange little man and you have my pity." (Buzzlightyear to Woody in Toy Story)

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

Harvey
Mrs. Chumly: May I help You?
Elwood: What did you have in mind?

Arsenic and Old Lace
Mortimer Brewster: I should have told you but do you know how insanity run in families. Well in mine it practically gallops.

Let It Ride
Cheeseburger The 4 horse. Nobody betting the 4 horse. They put little kids on the 4 horse, to get their picture taken.

Johnny Dangerously
Vermin's sidekick : This is a handicap spot
Vermin: I am handicapped, I'm psychotic (pulling out a handicap sticker of a guy with ta kniife)

 

[MaryLovesPoohBear]

We talk every day with movie quotes. In fact, my husband and I were visiting with friends last weekend, and we commented about it a couple of times.

When Harry met Sally
Six days, 7 nights
Gross Pointe Blank

“And now *you* understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.

Jacob McCandles (John Wayne) - Big Jake

And of course Big Jake.

I named my personal scooter, "Betsy." Because "it pays to be careful."