Favorite line from a ride.

[Evil Genius]

We all have our favorite rides, and there is usually a line or a saying in that ride that you just love to hear.

Mine is from the end of Dinosaur "We're not gonna make it! We're not gonna make it!! Whew we made it."

 

[disney111]

"Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion! I am your host, your ghost host...."

 

[RhodyJim]

My favorite has always been Space Mountain. It is the only line I remember going through as a kid. It now seems a little dated, but in a very nostalgic way for me.

 

[BelleBeast]

Paging Mr. Tom Morrow you're party from Saturn has arrived - please give them a ring!!

It always makes me laugh!!

 

[10_Kyle_10]

To infinety and beyond!

 

[centurythree]

I really like the "Space shuttle, this is flight safety . . ." line from Space Mountain. And the lines the DJ says right before the Rock'n'Roller Coaster takes off. And the "you're on the clock" line from Mission: Space.


I also like it in the University of Energy when the announcer says "Some contestants will win a year's supply of energy! Energy: you make the world go round."

 

[neffernie]

Not sure if all the CM's use it but...

Jungle Cruise "That joke gets funnier every 10 minutes."

 

[hogwartsdropout]

Mine is from the line at Splash Mountain, the little sign on the wall that says "You can't run away from trouble, ain't no place that far", and also "Some critters ain't never gonna learn!"

 

[DisneyMusician2]

I always enjoyed:

"Hey, you wanna go to the bathroom before the next show?"

"We can't, you idiot! Were nailed to the seats!"

Always gives me a chuckle.

 

[ilovecoasters]

"Come ba-ack. Come ba-ack. Don't forget to bring your death certificate" and on the same ride "I do...and I did"

 

[Enchanted]

I always enjoyed:

"Hey, you wanna go to the bathroom before the next show?"

"We can't, you idiot! Were nailed to the seats!"

Always gives me a chuckle.

I love that one!

I also love (might be paraphrasing here):

"It's a tribute to all of the countries in the world but mostly America!"

The way he says that in all seriousness makes me laugh out loud every time!

But I think my all time favorite is: "Dead...men...tell...no...tales....."

 

[disneymyway]

If it weren't for the fact that we like the taste
You'd be out there wallowing in shoulder high waste,

Shoulder high waste!

 

[NHTikiBeckie]

These are great!

I love all lines from the TTA!

 

[NEW-B]

Like a grand and miraculous spaceship. . . .

 

[Chellymouse]

Dead Men Tell No Tales....

 

[wings91]

Hold on to your hats and glasses, this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness.

 

[WillCAD]

Yer just beggin' to pilot this chicken, aren't ya boy?!

 

[disneymyway]

Oh I just thought of my favorite!

"That's what's going on. Got it? Good. You don't? Then that's your problem, because you're late. And you think about that next time!'

from Ellen's Energy Adventure

 

[centurythree]

Yer just beggin' to pilot this chicken, aren't ya boy?!

Hey, if Cranium Command counts then I'm adding:

"Over the years we've had some successes . . . and some failures" and "If we were any older, we'd be attacking you right now!"

Cranium Command probably had the most funny lines of any attraction.

 

[wendy46001]

Hey, if Cranium Command counts then I'm adding:

"Over the years we've had some successes . . . and some failures" and "If we were any older, we'd be attacking you right now!"

Cranium Command probably had the most funny lines of any attraction.

totally agree

mine is
"Real stress or imagine stress your body cant tell the difference"